People who want Dandy! Take a record!

M. Babushkinskaya, the exit from the first wagon and to the right, the shopping center near the subway, a tent with games - there is a dendy! And pistols too.

M. Babushkinskaya, exit from the last wagon and to the tram stop 17, on the tram 4 stops (exit immediately after turning to the right, to Polar Street, d. 3), in the toy store there are cartridges for 65 rubles and a lot.

Thanks to Salem.

I go to the metro. Two girls are sitting opposite: one sleeps a sweet sleep on the other’s shoulder, and the other reads “Crime and Punishment,” it is visible that she also falls asleep.
And at the interval between the stations of Autozavodskaya and Kolomenskoye, the dealers always come in and offer all kinds of "necessary things".
The man went in, began to show a set where removable things are attached to the pen, such as a blade, a knife and even a blade.
Finally, he gets a small towel and shows up.
The girl with the book comes out of the half-dream, looks at the man with her eyes, and so on the half-car gives out:
I have read, b
He shakes a book and falls into a tree.
No one has listened to XDDDDD.

And you also fuck when you whisper in the live with a beautiful and even smart neighbor at the lecture? After all, not for the stomach quiet or wallet crocodile loved her, but for the set of nerve cells and electrical impulses, for the wavelength of her body and eyes reflected!

In Kaliningrad on the local channel is advertising: "Technology Store "XHH": GALAKTEKO action IN DANGER! Computer with processor "onotole" of N rubles!" And Wassermann in Santa Claus costume O_o

Men are like a train: one has gone, the other has come.
XXX is Nippon. One left, the other continued without stopping, and the third was canceled.

In Wikipedia read that the fierce feminists want to permission for women in the summer to walk with absolutely naked breasts.
WOW - the government will allow *_*
No other way **

The app makes estimates for a month. Prefect of Student:
Good for the fourth.
A scream from the audience:
Could you put me on a three?

I heard a conversation between two girls aged 15-17:

I don’t want to meet him again! He has already had three times, so far nothing special, just a guest, so every time he has vodka in the refrigerator stands. by Alcatraz!
It is stupid!! Vodka is not delayed, and it rarely lives up to the refrigerator!

I am constantly surprised by our country.
For example, our builders. Well, how much can you build a residential house, if there is already a bus stop near it called "Build"?! to

I work for an innet provider. We have a service, for not too computer literate - configuration p2p and the internet - 100r.
on the mobile service. Support has now arrived:
"Hello, this is not a spam but a real opportunity to earn - please send the settler to the contract number xxxx".
I love our customers and sometimes I want to work for them :)

CuMe3aToR: The acquaintance told me. Uncle is under the age (under the age of half), no wife, there is
She is a lover, but she lives alone. Friends, knowing that in the evenings he is not
There is always female warmth, gave a rubber grandmother for her birthday,
To satisfy the natural needs of men. through
For a while, they ask him, "Well, what kind of gift to you is ours?"
Do you use it?" And he said "Yes! This stuff is that rubber grandmother!
You will swallow the grandmother, wash the jeans, and stretch them on her - as they dry,
No need to glow. Just below her knee, her legs are too thin...".

The imbalance of development is when the child puts a pause in GTA and goes to watch "Smesharikov".

In 2012, we played the final match against Italy. Penalty at the last minute. The score is 2:2. The whole of Europe is frozen. Run out, hit the ball there slowly flies into the gate........And here is the BACH! End of the world! And all of Russia in a single momentum "YobanyyYyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYand "

Life is a gift shop where you are brought to explain that it’s not for you.

It is now a computer, a network, a dedicated channel in Inet and a remote office is the norm of life, and once... the story was told by the brother. He had the opportunity to connect to the office and "work". Once, early in the morning, sitting at home he saw that the secretary came to the office, she turned on her computer and the printer, scattered, not long thinking the brother tapped in the word textile about the following content "Hello Tanya!
Why am I cold today, can’t you make a cup of sugar?” He sent it to the press.
The first employees who came to the office saw the secretary Katya in a stunned state with a cup of coffee near the printer. Katya explained that the printer wanted coffee, the employees stolen the psychiatrist’s number :-)

People blocked the road because they were not paid their salary.
Is it illegal to block the road?
- Yes, but GAI could not do anything to them because they walked around the zebra. And there is no law that prohibits continuous walking on the zebra.

Well then I already suggest add to the button "long lazy read" another button "long. read and, fucking, upset" (-2)

As for Kazakhstan. A real story, told a colleague who studied at the Karaganda Medinstitut. Practice after 4 (or 5?) The course. by Rodem. They bring a born woman from the steppe, the wife of a nomadic shepherd. It is believed that there is a sane processing in the reception. Student O_O observes how the lady is remotely washed with water from the hose. It is impossible to get close, because it smells. The smell of a healthy, alien condition of civilization, the female body.
Well, well, the birth went well, healthy mother and child were discharged home.
A couple of days later, an angry husband and father appear in the nursery with a claim. One, but very serious. Guess what?
"What did you do to my wife? The woman does not smell. I can’t..."
Why am I? I don’t know, I don’t argue about the taste...or just remembered.

to this
In response to one of the questions, the Russian Prime Minister quoted a famous statement: “The more I know people, the more I love dogs.”
(Who doesn’t know this is a direct quote from Adolf Hitler).
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Schopenhauer should be read, this is his quote, publish the post, or read "Mein Kampf" and literacy is taught.
Odmin, cat, shredder, hoyace

According to observations of Russian submarines, a floating white bear, pursued by a submarine, is able to develop a speed of up to 3.5 knots.

and Wikipedia.