HH: How are you doing?
I don’t know how to describe this, you know how a dog comes to people, right? So, he came to us with his ass forward, proudly grabbing his tail ((

Sorry for my mimicrocodile here, but if my memory doesn’t change, then the piano is made of wood.

The frame, on which the strings are stretched, is iron. The total tension of all strings under a ton, the tree would not withstand.

The leadership needs to be guarded from the appearance of not working, it becomes nervous from this, eats poorly and sleeps.

Let us pay tribute with a minute of silence to Aitheppens, for exactly a year ago the last story was published. We had a good time with you. Rest in peace!

Olli: We have an investment committee several times a week. The merchants say we want to give inets to Zeus. Technicians say - to build the optics to Olympus will cost 4 lambs plus 2 cups of wine, plus you need overseas equipment to purchase
Olli: And they make this a package of documents in a certain time.
True, only in my dreams.
Olli: In fact, they call an hour before the meeting and say - it is urgent to bring out projects and connect Zeus, Loki and Nefertiti, they have already sent caravans with wine and pergaments signed.
Olli: for an hour I panic check projects, in each a bunch of shortcomings, and I begin to hit the head: state-batyushka, head of technicians, make you fuck your fucking project at least once normal.
“These fucking people are five people, and they don’t put me in the shit.
Olli: In the end, I wrote a letter to them, mol, you flattered. Only without matts and the Main in the copy put. And the technicians even have the password "Dartanyan" in Exel, because according to their version they are Dartanyans, and all the others are Piddars.

Find the found map.
A village on the river Düsseldorf (Rydna Nemecina), on the edge of the sidewalk I find a Polish passport (ZP). With the Aborigines, everything is clear, the address is indicated on the personal address, the scheme is simple - to the nearest mailbox, they will be forwarded further. With the ZP is more difficult, the address is not specified, but it is also resolved - to the mail, those to the embassy of this character, and those on their channels will look, if the flight in general at the place of the check-in. Facebook found a character. I write "man do not cry, a missing man has been found, here is a phone for contact, prepare a cognac"... and in response silence. After a couple of days deepened into the profile, friends do not see until I am boyfriended, there are interests - a whistle on the Universe, I call to cope with eating one? So is yes! A lucky character. Please leave a note on the board. Zero on the mass, cholera is clear.. but a man and really lucky, in the same area in a couple of days I read on the columns of the old "people good help who can.." Ah, my pigeon, was a student with a lost account on Facebook. So social networks help you, and the phone in the ZP is better to stick in.

He who believes in God is under the protection of God. Those who do not believe in God are protected. He who believes in himself is protected by both God and the devil. To those who do not believe in themselves, neither God nor the devil will help.

About the plane.
It was in the USSR. We were sent on a business trip to Alma-Atou.The main group from Novosib went out by car, because of the There was no room in my car, I flew on the plane three days later, and they were supposed to meet me there. Here I fly. Young was still, stupid, did not take money with him, and the type of naher - all the business with the boss, we are fully satisfied. I fly slightly, and the capital of Kazakhstan does not take, fog, plant us in Frunze (Bishkek), take us to a closed arrival zone and type you can rest - an hour, two, ten, because when the fog blows up there. And if anyone does not know, there is a distance from Bishkek to Alma-Ata 200km, and the buses went in an hour, the price of 5 rubles, three hours and you are home, and the whole flight turned out to have this information. Therefore, the people began to crack on the employees of Aeroflot, like, just let us go, we will come. What the employees of Aeroflot answered intelligently: we will release you, only all at once, because if at least one Gondon remains, because of it, the plane to Alma-Ata will have to go. Everyone Agree? No one is against! This gondon was me, because there was no money for the bus, no phone call, how could I get to my own? The people have stumbled, but twenty minutes later twenty boilers are repeated - but one against, the fox, the creature, the monkey... I sit with the mouth of the rabbit, the people roar, and it was not easy to walk out of foot with the people in the vast Soviet Motherland.
And here a woman sits down to me and lovingly asks:
Boy, what is it about? Do you have money for the bus?
I shamefully shrugged my head. She grabbed my hood and cried out to the whole room:
People who can, the student has no money for a ticket!
It was shameful. Five minutes later, the doors of our air force opened and the people ran to the buses. I looked into the hat and looked, there was 70 rubles. As a result, everyone, like people, went on a bus, and one small paddle on a taxi, even a cognac was left!

Can YouTube be banned in Russia?
In Russia, everything is possible – it is a free country, there are no restrictions!

The Author:

There is a legend that if a vampire bites a person,
He will also become a vampire. brought a cat. So this
I was bitten and now I always have after work.
I want to sleep.

It is very likely that your cat has infected you with toxoplasmosis, the simplest parasite. Sleepiness is one of the symptoms. Check it out.

xxx: A acquaintance invented a new punishment for his children "Okeyvogel" in one word. I am happy now =)
WOW: and children then injury for life, will not be able to live in modern society

Talk to a Married Girlfriend:

I: You know that Anka and her husband divorced.

Q: Dan, what is it?

I: They talk, they love each other, there is no understanding.

Q: Thou, because of this to divorce... And if the children did not divorce, they just quietly hated each other like all normal families.

I too confused Chekhov and Turgenev, for some reason they fused with my consciousness, including the fact that I confused the Chekhov and Turgenev metro stations.

222: The collections of works were in the same dark-green twists and the number of volumes was the same. (My mother is like that.)

What are your super abilities?
I know how to use Lincoln and I understand everything.
Your power is too great.

From the news discussion:

Tomsk Anti-AIDS Center has developed a table game called Project S.V.I.P.E.R. Laboratory for prevention of HIV infection. The game is available for free and is intended for educational institutions.

Xxx: The leading role of the church, the importance of virginity, and the necessity of fortification are not revealed. Scientists will not approve.

Yyy: - To prevent playing before or after sexual intercourse?
Instead of!

try_out: GIMP has an interface for aliens, someone said.

Mageaster: The same is said about Blender, by the way. We were bitten.

By the way, I saw a beautiful thing today: the cat walked down on a half-breathed beryozka (toooneennyh branches) and looked down complainingly. Below, at the bus stop, he was loudly regretted and tried to deceive him with a sausage with fat (schoolchildren), a freshly purchased sausage (a aunt somewhat) and a head from a whirlwind (a uncle with a beer). The cat was not surprised. Here came the bus, the whole electorate plunged there and left, leaving the submissions at the barley. The cat looked around, tears, eaten everything, except the whiplash and cuttings back, on a few branches.

The principle of communism: “From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.”
Yyy: The list of your needs you will get from the Commissioner :)

My wife hasn’t spoken to me for a week.

And most importantly, she thinks it’s punishment.

Irina: Take me well today?
Ron: I will take it.
RON: How well I’ll take it – I don’t know, but I’ll try very hard.