There are three super monsters that prevent the passage of any game:
wife, child and younger brother.

Nothing brings you up in the morning like a newly exhausted unfulfilled customer.

Clyde: Jews influence the behavior of small idiots
1000: Do you understand that you have just described the whole world politics, economics, psychology, and the structure of the world in general in one phrase? XD is

Zhkhh: I'm going to the subway today... There is a girl in front of me - from the back, no more so... a beautiful figure, slim legs... appetizing ass...
I guess some guys liked it too. And he perceived. The girl, of course, turns...
My mother is honest! I wanted to be buried right on the floor. This kind of insured man... Poor guy up the crowd! I managed to move back from the door...
xxxh: And here this "girl" says, looking straight at the pale culprit: No! Fuck it – Fuck it!
I sincerely sympathize with this guy.
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"children" - in the box office. The girl is out! )

And you also sit for a while during the salutation, and then when you can't stand it and rush to the window to look, it must have ended?

Yesterday I was in the theatre.
What about theatre?
Jewish Dramatic Theatre
Opie: They just sold tickets? 😉

Tell me how to explain to this fool that tracheitis and insufficiency are different things!? to

Goose (c)

A friend bought a computer and calls his girlfriend.
Hi my dear! I bought a cool computer now all the toys will work without torrents!! to
You call me and say goodbye, right?

From the forum about ridiculous weddings
The wedding banquet. Everyone dances and enjoys. The bride is missing. My husband and I went looking for her. We didn't have to look for a long time - we enter the room and see the painting with oil: the bride stands, with her hands on the wall, with a shrouded shirt, and in the back with her downed pants, one of the bridegroom's friends shouts her all over. I immediately cried with laughter. Then even more funny. In the banquet hall runs this clown without cowards and pants (from what was seen all the girls envyed), behind him angry bridegroom, behind the bridegroom bridegroom. A fierce fight begins in the middle of the hall. The bride tries to pull the bridegroom away, for which she gets a beautiful hook from him on the left and goes to the knock-out. After a moment, the witch breaks the bottle on the bridegroom’s head. The brother goes with a knife on the goat, but one of the guests intervened and disarmed him. But!! The groom's grandfather came up and just smashed his nose with a trunk. Test is turned off. The small starts. I sit at the entrance to the hall and just bend at laughter. At this time, one of the relatives of the bride, along with his wife, is most aggressively drinking alcohol. Using the mess, the ruthless culprit of the scandal began to break through to the exit. I didn’t like this guy for a long time, and so after my graceful kick in the hip, he fell to the floor and didn’t get up anymore. The family life of young people did not work.

I go, I mean, home along the prospectus, half-first night time, at night the trolley bus is already late, the weather is good - to catch the car lazy...
I go, I don’t touch anyone.
I walk past the kiosk with bread and here a guy rushes to me from him - in the eyes of panic, in the hands of 10 UAH :)
He says, “Old man, sell Gandalf!” There is no kiosk anywhere!! A girl is waiting for me here, sell Gandalf!! to
I gave him, wished him good luck, and I went home and rattled.

Comments under the film:

Max is
I confirm the movie fucking.
chops
The movie is full of calc.I don't understand the villains who make it.
Elvis
Full hail of hail!! to
id
I think the movie is worthy of accidents. This is a great movie, I watched it for the third time in a week in Sinema City.
And those who respond to the movie in a negative form...you just did not feel in your life...what is true...hearted love...
id
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The first wise Jew said that we have bad people because they have bad things here (pointing on their forehead). It was Moses.
The second wise Jew said that we have bad people because they have bad things here (showing on the heart). It was Christ.
The third wise Jew said that we have bad people because they have bad things here (pointing to the pocket). It was Marx.
The fourth wise Jew said that we have bad people because they have bad things here (showing below the belt). It was Freud.
And the fifth wise Jew said that in people everything is not so bad, because everything is relative. It was Einstein.

A comrade calls today to the editorial office and begins the conversation with a brilliant phrase that just amazed me. Just think about it:
Can you tell me what caused me to bother you?
It is still fine. The chief said that a very high-ranking official from the administration called and asked the following question:
How can I publish material in a newspaper that has already been published?
The number of the newspaper he wanted to place the material in, he held in his hands.

to this:
to this:

Make meat pudding as you want.
Bring me a pearl to your country with a pearl.
where the bread is cut, and ketchup with mayonnaise
Bring me there, meat pellet.
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Am I singing it alone?! to
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My brother and I were singing =)

Saturday, the Institute, the last lecture. The predecessor enters, flashes the lecturer, goes out.
A few minutes later, another person comes in and says to the lecturer: “To the phone.” The instructor gathers his things and leaves.
The rest of the reader surrounds the audience with a glance and says:
"And I can’t get to the phone – I’m driving."

Eye for eye,
Tooth for tooth.
The world is blind.
A world without teeth.

by Boris13
It is good to develop spiritually when there is a place to live, what is, and with whom to fuck.

I go electric. Near the air creation of 18 years cheats on a mobile phone...
No, I didn’t eat yesterday, so I drank six liters of beer. I think o_o. I met the guys, come here today I will meet you...to throw you the normal guys, not the narks, not the blacks, not the haishniki

Rashid Nurgalyevich - how do you feel about associations?

[Hukuma:After the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest you will find the album of the aquarium 'Songs of the Fisherman' in the Innet.

The most incomprehensible thing in this and so confusing life is when you break the gips wall and find the oak.