My wife and I were crying from laughter yesterday. She picked up the suitcase (with which she came from Milan). In a bag of gifts, things and she gets a package. A shirt in the package. T-shirt from the company where she works. On the Men’s T-shirt is written in Russian: I HOLP the turtles are drawn and at the bottom of the typical attribute forward to the target. These T-shirts are hanged as a basic collection in EUROPE (i.e. everywhere) A short girlfriend took her to the office today, will cry all the office

I work in a music store. On an ordinary day, a girl approaches and asks:
What is the price of mediators?
1 of 5 hryvnia. Does the partner respond?
D and two?
N is 10 hryvnia. He looks at her closely.
D is one?
N is mm. and 5 hryvnia.
Then I’ll buy one, so it’s cheaper.

We depend...

We discuss someone’s code at work:
xxx: So you can imagine that there is a fragment of 15 lines of code repeated 37 times. If you put it in the function, you can save half a thousand lines!
YYY: It is singing.

Everyone is talking about breaking patterns. I really encountered it. and literally. Two Roma women came to me and presented themselves as Jehovah’s Witnesses. They talked about heaven on earth. But the most epic was when they said there would be no more guesses!!! O_O

Kas_alex: inheritance or recursion?
Twenty years ago, my father was sitting in the shelter, listening to the group Aquarium and drinking the beer Jigulevo. Twenty years later, I sit in the shelter, listen to the group “Aquarium” and drink the beer “Zhygulevskoye”.
pftw: Not inheritance or recursion. of Russia.

Wake up support:

Engineer: Have you come? Enter the password 56845.

Is it Russian or English?

The 5-liter engine, like a 5-size chest - will not leave anyone indifferent

I like small breasts and a 1.5 litre engine is quite suitable.
I seem to have found a rule.

When I was a kid, my mom told me that a person’s teeth change twice in life: at 10 and 45 years old, having in mind that inserts appear. I believed in this shit until I was 25 years old and bite it all the time. This is the most cruel naeb in life.

Thanks to the TNT channel, for sunsets on Saturday and Sunday evening - I was able to play tanks in peace.

...
- In principle, hell with it, with the site, but it would be better for children to disconnect from the Internet - the Internet from children is dull.
Ideally, officials should be disconnected from the Internet, even children are fooled by them.
...

On the websites of real estate agencies recently appeared online consultations
Well, here is the website of the real estate agency manager-consultant (MK) years so forty and the user is a foreigner (P).
You can ask your question to an online consultant
P – Hello I would like to buy a house in the countryside
Hi, sorry, I don’t speak English.
Q: Do you not speak in English?
MC: I repeat again I don’t speak English!
If you do not understand me, use Google translator please.
I’m not telling you again, I’m not talking about yours!
use google translator please
use google translator please
use google translator please
I learned German, I don’t know what you are writing.
Tagged: pizda ebanaya
Service message: User has left the site.

yyy: Shark, throw, I crunch yesterday night dreamed of this girl Exlorerovskaya c pictures about browsers.
xxx Erotic podium, you so take off her mommy, and there... the nipples square.
YYY : Why?
xxx: Because border-radius does not support

[21:50:47]xxx: Adele's dress at the Oscars weighed 15 kg
[21:51:01]yyy: plus 15 to armor )))

Eol: What are you doing tonight?
I would suggest you go for a walk with me.
ML: Not very comfortable on the street
Eol: As usual, I don’t work at home, I wanted to talk to you alone. Other options do not come to mind yet.
ML: sounds like a standard message to a mistress
Eol: Mary, don’t you want to walk under the moon in the company of a bottle of champagne and two suckers?
Anton Ilyich, fuck me
Eol: In the program are boring-romantic conversations with breathing and here is this fucking fucking rose, which you have been dragging in your hand for the third hour with the thought "Where would you go?"
Eol: And then a long farewell to the community. It’s raining and you think "I want to go home, I want to warm"

Auditors came from Peter, 2nd and 1st, the names of the boys Stepashin and Filin, uninteresting, and the woman they're named "Uncle Oksana"?
I will go to them for lunch, ask for a story for the night and cartoon)))

Pippets gave me a ring: accidentally knocked on the shell - and it crashed!! O_O

From the hub about speech recognition and voice control in Linux:
XXX: The Year 2015.

You see a person in the Google Glass, you scream, “Search pictures, horses **go away, show all the results” and you run away.

You run into the office to the competitors who have voice control on the compass, you shout “Sudo eram minus eref house” and run away.

call to the office.
The girl:
Would you like Ivan Ivanovich? We agreed a meeting, I’m waiting at the parking lot.
I am :
On what question? - Convulsively thinking what to do, since Ivan Ivanovich is on a business trip at the other end of the world, and the parking lot is under the window.

In a personal matter. and pause. It is love...

Oh... the love? clearly. "I tactically cuddle, thinking that I can't help here, even in the name of love. You see...

“No, you didn’t understand that, it’s Love, Love of Petrov from car insurance!

Ivan Ivanovich then appreciated.

We have a long-standing problem here in the office - in a male push, the tank does not get water until it is knocked. Many do not know or forget about it, so... well, in short, leave it behind. Today I decided to make a reminder. A few to choose:

1st again
Uniformed
Don’t want to wash?! to
and fight!
Strongly!
and resolutely!
By the batch!
This shit!

2nd I knock my fist on the barrel,
Let the water run away...
Out of the window of February

Three The Crown's Throne
The shit was gathered.
To think about it, the water in the sortre did not run away.
Then the crown on the barrel from the helicopter fucked

4 is The rich sacrifices offered to the Olympic gods,
The hero ordered the chariot to be closed.
And as the thunderstorm rushed to the sort
His gold armor is burning in the sun.
But the cruel Aid, holding the hero offended,
At midnight the barrel broke.
He was not a powerful hero.
He broke in the torch,
The rocks trembled - the underground water flowed from the subsoil.

From the biology report:
It has been found that a sleeping eggs can tolerate a dose of cyanide much greater than
The awake...
She represented a barley whom they awakened and instead of a plate with milk injected a dose of cyanide.
The report will be about what I will do with "British scientists".