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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109943
 26.02.2015
The boss said that for toning inside the cup more than 10% will be fined on coffee sugar and cookies.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №109942
 26.02.2015
Q: Did you drink milk? and ;)
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yyy: Managua drank as in childhood
Did you drink the sausage? :D
xxx: "milk bought" and "collabs bought" ;)
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Yyyy: I hear from the quasdapil!))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №109941
 26.02.2015
and allo! Department of IT?
Yes to hello.
The labels are multiplying on my desk.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №109940
 26.02.2015
Yesterday we were sitting with a friend in the park, from the nephyg to do removed the link knot and hanged on a tree.I am passing by this tree today and I see a note - Where was the soap, soap?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №109939
 26.02.2015
And here Malakhov (who is Gennady Petrovich): "You can’t imagine how birth is GREATENING, DIRECTLY YOUNGING WOMEN!

As a man who worked with this fan of sweaters, cars and kicking girls for poops, I can reveal a secret. Three programs of this kind were written on a day with the little girl. The theme is developed and the script is written in 3-4 hours. Achinea, which results has nothing to do even with traditional medicine. But the correspondent gets his 120k a month for this and comes up with the next portion of the creative.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109938
 26.02.2015
The Armenian Radio says:
For about 20 years, I have been concerned about the question: what is the fate of Lida’s girlfriend, who was forgotten in the bus?
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For a girlfriend I will not say, but the actress who played her a few months later gave birth.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №109937
 26.02.2015
When I was a child, I was afraid of the dentist because it hurt.
I am afraid of the testers.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109936
 26.02.2015
Comrade who advises to give girls accessories with the inscription of the type "My favorite, the most beautiful woman in the world. Forever yours, xxxx"

What are you doing?
For a clean coin, they will take, they will really give it. Do you think how at least the face to control when such a "gift" you get? Not to mention where this horror then goes...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №109935
 26.02.2015
XXX: Great... We missed an entire postgraduate department.

YYYYY: YYYYYYYY what?

XX: He had to move from one corps to another. He left the old one a week ago, and so far no one has seen him, and no one in any body knows where he is.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №109934
 26.02.2015
I was interviewed with Z. HR today, and the manager gave me a laptop and said, “Try to sell it to me.” Well, I took the notepad and went out of the room with it, and then I went out at all! When I got home, I was called by a HR manager and started shouting hysterically, “Return my notebook right away!” I said: 200 backs and note your...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №109933
 26.02.2015
Fantasy
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Patriots of the planet, please tell the existing political, economic, social mechanisms to the peoples and governments:
War greedy and meaninglessly wipes out the resources for which it fights.
Let us properly manage the resources of the planet for the benefit of humanity.
and Basta! End of War! Peace to the peoples!
— — —

Elementary - to gather under your flags the army of the good and destroy all the evil!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109932
 26.02.2015
Fast and fast!! The director needs the logo of our organization in LUCCHES!! to
NN: E-E... maybe in the curve?
Maybe it doesn’t matter!! He said it could be in Ward!! to
Yaya: (passing by, deeply thoughtfully)... in the curved rays of Ward...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109931
 26.02.2015
It all started with a train that went deeper and deeper into the forest. Then I moved onto a car that was penetrating through the mud.

Finally we arrived at home, looking completely abandoned. It turned out that there were four people living in it: an elderly woman involved in alchemy, her son, whose thoughts were occupied only by the cleanliness of his shirts, and two of his daughters.

I was supposed to write an article about this family, but every member of the family claimed that nothing unusual was happening.

The first strange thing: Everyone, except the old lady, photographed the space behind each other’s back or back, sometimes for almost a minute. The pictures were not shown, but they were carefully examined.

Strange number two: they all ate the powder that the old lady had cooked. On my questions "How long have they eaten these powders?" and "What is it?" I was told that their family has always eaten powders - the oldest member of the family had special skills and prepared the right amount for everyone.

The strange thing is that everyone hated apples, the apples were cut. The accidental appearance of an apple in the house provoked hysteria in the whole family.

And then he came. And I died. My flesh was eaten, my bones were crushed into powder. I became a defense against the evil that surrounded the family.

What is this movie?? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109930
 26.02.2015
Yesterday my dad told me how to make a talisman.
What is another talisman?
You need to get a black cat. Absolutely black. to kill her. And cook during the full moon until the bones will fall away from the meat. And these bones will be talismans. Type of luck.
YYY: Is your father really a heat engineer?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109929
 26.02.2015
C onliner.by
Scientists: Marijuana is less dangerous than alcohol and tobacco

Sashaquatro Yesterday at 10:33
There will never be legalization... we have a lot of spirits...

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109928
 26.02.2015
too difficult. In fact, happiness is a felicitary syndrome. The Medical Encyclopedia
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Well, as the words "Felix" (happy) and "Felis" (cat) obviously have a similar origin, we make the same logical conclusion - happiness - in cats.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №109927
 26.02.2015
I would buy $36.

And now it is not clear whether this is nostalgia in rubles, or the harsh reality in hryvnia.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109926
 26.02.2015
About military specialties:
I have written in the military "manufacturer"
A lawyer with a tower. Such a bitch.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №109925
 26.02.2015
I just followed orders.

YYY: Relax with me. We will just shoot you.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №109924
 26.02.2015
5 copies about gifts for both men and women, since people have such difficulties. The best gift is a new experience. Joint exhibition, such as a master class of what your partner is interested in. My husband once gave me a class of jewellery (learned to pawn and so on, I now make jewelry myself - no one has such), and I gave him a lesson of managing a small aircraft of the type of Sessna - a mountain of bricks and a bunch of enthusiasm at the same time, when he was given to hold a jet with two people on board - me and the instructor. Even jumped with a parachute, walked on a yacht, grabbed sushi, chased on a painting, dived with aqualange, learned to dance salsa, not to list - this is remembered for a long time. Create memorable moments, enrich life with bright memories, not a bunch of dirt, so that it will then dust around the corners.

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