In the comments to the video Blue Moon of Moiseev Boris from YouTube:
HHH: Yes, they are the pirates. Here is my neighbor behind the wall for the third year on the weekend drill fucking, a real pidaras.

In connection with theatre, I remembered one of the most funny stories. Not about the theatre, but about the photo exhibition.
One such company of sparkling chickens for a long time, loudly and loudly discussed our appearance - jeans, a shirt on my comrade - and how uncultural we are, and how we glorify this sublime event with our clothes. Probably they were very surprised when the organizer presented the guests of the authors of the works - at least a third of us were there.

When do you go to theaters, when do you constantly meet in intics?

In the visual studio, the xslt decoding works incorrectly, it’s angry. I turn to my colleague:
I: If I break the monitor, how long will a new one come in?
Q: The employee?

There were black knots in the kitchen.
What they did not do with them, but they are becoming more and more! I feel that soon these creatures will chew out the word "bucache" in the documents on the apartment and drive us out of here to hell.

Children and Bananas

and Mom! There, Dad drowned with a banana bone!
Where are the bones in the banana?
I have swallowed!

If you are constantly surrounded by some pederastia, maybe it’s worth stopping going to a gay club?

I love to read news!

While the officials of the municipality report that they have taken out of Yekaterinburg a bunch of snow the size of the skyscraper "High" and the pyramid of Hefren, ordinary citizens every day overcome in the courts of the swarms the size of the swarms."

I read on anecdote.ru "How many girls do not feed, you will still have to pay.". I thought a lot. Why pay it - to the pay, to the food block, or what else?

From the cycle "man found his position": discovered recently that the name of the chief forestry owner of Lomonosovsky forestry - Wild...

At the university we had a professor who said, “Something has to do with something like the Holy Father has to do with penguins!” Hm... it happened!

XXX: I remembered it here. During my school years in the fourth grade, when I had just got a computer, I printed out drawers of joke with blood, brought them to school, and let the boys show them, together. Our strange sense of humour was crossed by the teacher, took the closets and read a lecture that, say, in good games to play, there, say, to walk on the lawn and collect flowers.
xxx: So, I remembered it during the game of Far Cry 3, when I, a rough reambo with a pudge machine gun, was walking on the lawn and gathering flowers. Hm

What are the similarities with gastroenterologists?

Both transfer money to their children and families abroad.

This morning I decided to bring two secretaries to work. The first was behind, the second on the side. I had a bottle of beer between the front seats. It was cold at night, so it froze. So that the bottle does not bother and, thinking about its safety, I do not tear my eyes off the road and take it and put it on the rear seat. As it turned out, I hit the bottle between the legs of the secretary sitting in the back. He asked, “Which temperature to heat up?”

Oh, this cowardly female revenge!
14 February
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Are you a military?

Just if going to the theaters for a person - a sign of status, image, a certain social role - all the other status elements (dresses / fracks / monkeys and I don't know what else) belong to him. Just like gold chains for the "brothers", forgive me for this comparison.
And if it is to read a book, to run to a concert in the philharmonic or to some interesting exhibition in the underground museum (and these are not such uncombinable things, as it seems to culture snobs) for you there is nothing special - then you will not get out of mind. The inner culture of a person is visible in any case - what in the dress, what in the jeans. Unculture is either dirty, unclean clothes, or frankly tasteless (and a very expensive dress can be tasteless). But even more unculture, by the way, is to cling to a person because of his clothes and discuss his appearance. Cultural people do not really pay attention to such things.

News: 13,698 kilograms of milk in 305 days of lactation is the absolute record of the Altai region, which was provided by the black-colored cow Elza from the educational farm "Pregorodnoye".
Category: The Elsa Ocean

You can sleep in the same bed and be completely strange.
You can live in different cities and be close to each other.
Unfortunately, in both cases, it is not long.

No, well, it’s too much: "the most powerful skin" – I poison me, I poison!

KamAZ plants will be opened for tourists

XXX: What is it? The factory, the products of which are not sold, will be stopped - will drive tourists.

YYY: The Japanese will take such tours. The Industrial Paleontology. and animated!