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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139111
 24.02.2017
The Parental Forum.

and XXX:
The middle son set the perfect order in the kindergarten. Three days later, on the crew: “If I ever become a film director, I will definitely make a movie "Srack Returns"!
OOOU :
In three days? % of
You can get the first pictures in 30 minutes. :D
You won’t have time to assemble as nature is ready :D

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №139110
 24.02.2017
The world of fashion is ruthless and merciless
YYY: Write correctly

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139109
 24.02.2017
So pleased these pathos videos on YouTube.

Type, "The Third World War will begin in spring 2017"...

At the end of February 2017, an asteroid will destroy Earth.

At the same time, at the beginning of the warning roll - "Tobacco products may be shown".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139108
 24.02.2017
“Yesterday, guests from Tehran came in and told me that there are a lot of words from the farce in Russian.
Which ones?
For example, Farsi and Tehran.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139107
 24.02.2017
This morning I am going to the international biotechnology conference, Misha (4) is the only one waking up and accompanying. Drinking the tea.
“Misha, all right, I’ll go and put on the costume.
And why?? to
I will speak.
Are you going to be a rabbit or a mouse?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139106
 24.02.2017
The discovery of another Earth-type planetary system.
with a star named "Trappist".

xxx: - how will we call the potential inhabitants of these planets - trapistans,
Trappists or Trappistons?"
YYY: - Anyway, only if not "my lord".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139105
 24.02.2017
I work as a governor in the family. There is another 11-year-old boy in the family who is trying to troll me all the time. And then I came up... he runs after me with a pillow and fucking that pillow, like a dog and no admonitions help, then I turn and with a serious look I begin to stretch the knots on the blouse, small as the wind blows. I only fear that another year and this method of humiliation will cease to work :(

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №139104
 24.02.2017
Well, peddlers and do not take in the Cossacks, it is natural.
– is
Yes is. Piddars have nothing to do with clowns.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №139103
 24.02.2017
There was a moment when I was studying or in fifth or sixth grade, I spoke about six caps. The mother, noticing this trend, tied two hats for the weekend: one ordinary: black; the other pink: either she was glamorous or glamorous. I do not remember. and said:



"If you fuck this one, you will wear a bat to see that Masha Rasteryaša is going."



I am still walking in black.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №139102
 24.02.2017
We have sea parades, white nights and bridges. And with you? Gas in the apartment?
......
We have times of the year. And the absence of a complex of superiority over the rest of the Russians on the basis that our city is artificially grown on the swamps for the sake of... By the way, for what? Coal for the whole country? Production of wheat? The heavy machinery? Yes, yes, we have gas in the apartment.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139101
 24.02.2017
111: yeah I remember in the harsh 90s in irc in Russian furiously translated
111: It was a fun.
111: and then twisted the codes and began to harden for it
222: Da}I{e 9I nuCaJI
You are a veteran :)
222: MacTepCTBo He nPonbeLLIb
111: I joined the engine in 1997 and then found
2 of 2 ;)
111: Do you have macros that are still there? and :)
2nd: ZXC
222 is worse
222: 9I TaK yMeI-O pyKaMu )
Chapter 111: What is it
111: Remembering the hands

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139100
 24.02.2017
And here he did a lot of good.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №139099
 24.02.2017
I go somewhere in the hypermarket, from a boutique department, a fairy hopes out at just 20 and begins to call: ah a new summer collection, the most fashionable colors of the season, all sizes. I am a prominent woman: over forty and I look at all 100 (I mean kilograms). Well, I am full of doubts, in these boutiques-glistodroms size M as "big size" goes. Don’t hesitate, the fairy runs, we will definitely find it. I see the edge of the eye behind us is watched by a senior seller, apparently gave the staff magical pistons, and now is watching for the results.
Well I think okay, and the girl is sorry, and the summer collection, and the colors are fashionable - I will go.
Oh - the fairy bloomed - go to the sample, dress up, I will bring you everything. is carrying. Well what you, if you can evaluate a thing on the hangover, it must be measured, dress up and go out to the hall, we have a mirror wall. What will you see in the sample?
I decided to go to the end, dress up, go out.
A little about the fashionable masterpiece: this is a summer pants suit, not strict, but rather soft semi-sports lines, pants on the assembly, the jacket is slightly tight - this is also a fashionable trend, you need to show all the merits.
Most importantly, it is a delicate pink color.
The feather leaned her head to the side, pulled out her folded pencil to me and said, “Well, what do you say?”
There is only one thing: Hru.
Even the mannequins.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №139098
 24.02.2017
In response to Trump’s statement that the influx of immigrants caused big problems in Sweden, indignated Swedes declared him a jihadist.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139097
 24.02.2017
I have a question: does it really seem to the gentlemen of the homophobes that the question of homosexuality is the main problem of modern times? There are a lot of other topics that do not cause such a public resonance, such as domestic violence, which is everywhere in our country. That is, it turns out that when a husband regularly beats his wife, it is more normal than when two men have sex by mutual consent? And when it comes to a child or a pet, the same gentlemen who love to get into someone else's life somewhere sharply fade. Well, not a man will be struck the door with paint and beaten in the entrance for the fact that he every Friday will sting his son for preventive purposes, even his neighbors will most likely greet him, although he is beating his son everyone knows, and the entrance grandmothers discuss what sounds yesterday was heard from his apartment, but if they learn that a gay lives in their house - next door, in the neighborhood, this gay life will begin. It turns out that the gay must continuously engage in conspiracy, and the domestic tyrant does not need to hide, the main thing is that it is not quite visible to people that he does his violence, and, most importantly, not over them, and no problems. For most people, violence is much more normal than homosexuality. Someone itches from one of these words "homosexuality". Homophobes, why is this topic the most painful of yours?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139096
 24.02.2017
I bought chocolate for a black day.
When will he come?
HH: I think today

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139095
 24.02.2017
Mick Jagger and I often recall the 2003 gold. He then received the title of a knight, I was in the Cheboksaars.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139094
 24.02.2017
# Remembered
"I agree with you! I just didn’t understand about third-class girls...I started fucking them at third-class, and I continue to do so until I’m going to stop. Uncle Vichy, 52 years old.
As in an anecdote:
The Advertisement. I give a room to 2 students. I don’t give up the third, the years are not the same."

He said and licked his thick eyebrows.

Or more appropriately another joke: "Well, you say that too! Who is it that prohibits you?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139093
 24.02.2017
For what my girlfriend can, I forgive her what she can’t.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139092
 24.02.2017
A friend asks:
Am I smart?
Of course smart.
Honestly honestly?
Find an IQ test and you will find out.
After a time:
Find me this test, I can’t do anything!
Here is the answer to the question)
Insulted...

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