A wise man appreciates in women beauty and cheerful temper, a wise man - no complaints.

I look at the keyboard with the only remaining half-washed eye, the second sticky. It hurts in various places, a squadron of helicopters turns in the head. But time is now a wagon – all my previous stories I wrote on the run.

That night I got involved in a foolish fight and missed only one hit, the others swam free. I was looking forward to the next medical stage with curiosity – I heard a lot about the national project
"Health", but it wasn't necessary to cross with him - he was healthy like a cock. In principle, I got a little - hands and legs whole. Emergency medical care required only the rib, eye, nose and buttock as a whole - specifically hanged on it.

Traffic point at Utkinskaya was closest. There they explained to me that each of the affected points on my powerful body corresponds to a point on the map of the city of Vladivostok – the rib on Utkinskaya, the eye on the Fisherman’s Hospital, the nose on the First River and the bacon (neurosurgeon) in the Thousand-point. All four points are within a radius of eight kilometers from each other. All of them, according to the doctors, required urgent visits at the same time.
The telephone was absent. I am happy with my health and the weekend.
In working hours, a simple circumference of this magical ellipse could take five hours, not counting the queues in the trapoints themselves. That I was still silent about the jaw, or I would send somewhere to the fifth point.

After Utkinskaya I whispered. The waterman turned out to be a man of thirty years also of some sort of beaten. He explained that he is attending a section of the Russian handball battle. After a brief look at me and asking a few questions, he began to announce my detailed diagnosis, a list of medications and methods of treatment. He ended his thought with the fact that it was all shit, so they had a lot of #$%^$# in the section from the only missed hit. The only thing that worried him was my nose - the diagnosis of the vodla was small but multiple fractures, which can be easily treated - in general, he sent me to Laura and advised to score on the rest. Especially maliciously he spoke about the neurosurgeon - "he will knock on the knee, appoint sedatives, torture with repeated techniques, and he still has no spare brains..." I did not believe and spent the whole day on five doctors in total - the fifth was drawn, when the eyelid sent to the jaw-face surgeon, who was naturally still in a separate place. Each of them, after a lengthy examination, drafted prescriptions and medical conclusions for me, and in each I was shocked to recognize the speech of the conductors who carried me – with the only difference that all this bodyguard, examination-interrogation-notification of the sentence, took him half a minute without any special equipment. The second big difference was that in addition to the lost day, I almost broke the remaining bones on the ice that surrounded all these traumatic points – the hollow ice-traumatic point system looked like a single complex. I was not as scared of the fighting as the paths from the jaw-face to the X-ray of the Fisherman's Hospital - the ice hill crumbles there roughly ten floors down without any chains. What is called, delivery of victims in seconds.

The driver rightly called me even a type of antibiotic. Both doctors, who prescribed it, the doctor and the doctor, thought for a long time and hesitated before appointment. By the way, the bodyguard was called one of the prescribed medications that I heard about today for the first time in my life. My guide devoted much of his speech to the varieties of the body, discovering truly encyclopedic knowledge on the subject. Unfortunately, in my whipping head all this knowledge was quickly lost, but I will forever remember that the body of the body is angry. The only thing in which the driver did not cope with the role of all my doctors together, is in the work of the smart lore on the First River - well, so he sent me to him immediately.

Lor asked me for a long time about the original shape of my nose, and I seriously regretted not capturing my photos in the fas and profile.
It turns out that having lived with this nose all my life, I didn’t know about it!
At the end, Lor shrugged his hand and licked out my new nose to his taste. It was very painful, despite the freezing, but Laura proved to be an extra-sense.
From the sounds of his voice, the pain really disappeared.

Four previous doctors, by the way, were also very benevolent – all of them simultaneously touched my nose and expressed their hypotheses whether it was broken or not. The votes were divided by 2:2. The only one who did not touch my nose was the one accidentally met on the road. Should I say that he was right.

Today I understood how difficult it turns out to be to engage in the section of Russian handball fighting.

Russian tourists refuse to leave rebellious Egypt, because they will have to fly through Domodedovo.

Today, once again failing to cope with the insidious turn, I realized that an inexperienced skier is a weapon of mass destruction.

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Because of the hostility of the environment, I was overwhelmed by a tank

She says I’m not careful. Yes, I can eat bigmak without putting any salad on the table!

I want to hang a map of the world at home and wrap pins in the places I have visited. Only first I will have to come to two places on the edges of the map so that it does not fall off.
c) MitchHeadberg

At work, I went to host in one office, where a decent company of ladies gathered. I drink tea, these aunts chew up, run... no matter. An angry boss enters the office and begins to scream to the secretary about the report, the deadlines and so on. One of the aunts nearby decided to calm him and said, “Don’t scream! The nerve cells are not restored!" The angry boss replied:
"I have no nerve cells!"
Here another aunt issued the phrase: “And you know that the brain is made up of nerve cells...”
The roar was heard even on the street.

To a father who wants to preserve a reputation in the eyes of his son: this knight is called Mameluki))

Book of questions to technical support on the provider's website:
Question: What should I do, using the Internet, I brought my mouse to the edge of the carpet, and the cursor did not reach the edge of the screen?
Answer: PNZ subscribers can move the mouse and outside the perimeter of the carpet.

Status in contact:
If guys knew what girls were thinking, they would be twenty times more brave.

The first comment:
If girls knew what guys were thinking, they would be twenty times more inaccessible.

(c) KYP_KYRA_o5o

He was deprived of the fact that, walking on the street, he was obsessively surprised by the spike in the footsteps of the woman.

The boss smiled yesterday. On the roof of our store grew ticks, we were called from the administration and told to take measures to avoid accidents. The boss has a tire, and they decided to fix the problem. I say "I will take Lenka at a time, I will put people on the street so that they don’t let go." The boss thought something strange and gave "No, Lenka doesn’t need it. Put a marine. We have two!"
O_O

What does EEG do to people?

We sit on history, we watch a film about Stalin’s repression. And here on the screen appears lists of names and almost against each - "shoot", "shoot", "shoot". Our faces become serious and concentrated, and almost simultaneously several voices whisper: "With two es, fools!".

and Sunny:
"Classmates" - now your wives and mistresses know each other in the face!

by Mr. Laiho:
That’s why I’m not registering.

and Sunny:
Do you have a mistress?? to

[1:44:02] HsowMeYouBoobs: Account 3-1! I have won!
[1:44:10] Mai - Otome: How would it be, but not =)
HsowMeYouBoobs: Why?
[1:44:54] Mai – Otome: Well first: Athens is not a state in Egypt.
[1:45:33] Mai - Otome: The invention of Galileo Galilei is not the Rubik Cube
[1:45:58] Mai - Otome: And the natural mineral on the letter K is clearly not Cryptonite.
[1:46:02] Mai – Otome: But since I still hope to spend the evening with you tomorrow, then yes =) You won.

I sit in school, I write. There is a characteristic behind me:
The fucking!
After a moment the same voice:
Oh no...

And once again in the shelter with the comrade, they stumbled, and the money was scratched only on a bottle of port wine:) and it is shameful to buy it))) we come to the store, the wolfman says - please a bottle of port wine for the teacher)) the seller, showing on normal wines - so can you something more expensive? I rushed - no no no no, you understand the teacher is very strange and asked for the bottle of the cheapest port wine))
The seller understood, smiled, and got a drink. I (dramatic whisper) – do you have glasses? 2 cups for the teacher 😉
Two years have passed, he says, he's still there))

Never drink with your mom, even if this character remains kind.

I work in an online store.
i7i7: while dealing with a new site, accidentally put prices on all goods at 1 p.
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