Today in the kitchen I heard how they called the coolebeaku - "coolebeaka"... apparently they know more about it.

In the pharmacy number two:
I stand at the box, in front of me in the line normally so pumped man in an orange fighter. from his right ear to his left chest fresh marks from female cocks.
A pregnancy test and some kind of sedative.
I can’t stop laughing on the wall.

XXX: Mary, stop watching your series and go to the universe!
Yyy: You won’t ruin Masha Castle =R

One reminded me of what he got...
He pulled the food block home on Friday.
2 (of rofl)
She told me yesterday: Well, why are you always carrying all the shit home?
I silenced a lot and looked at her.
1 and then there was a...

I was very unlucky this weekend. I go on my "parquet", I look at the bag. Planning means empty. Big, a dog, would have to go around, but from the side of the car. I miss him between the wheels. I looked in the mirror and the bag did not come out. Stay away. There was a delicious sound of chewing a bag and whistling. I stopped, went to the border to see where you were, fell, wrapped up. On to Cardano! And also how unsuccessful it is, straight at the place of connection with the bridge (there is a 2 cm hole).
Frost, a guy in an asphalt suit erts under the car and matures. The package is not broken. Fuck him, I’ll go to the film service. 3 services on the road can not help. The lift will not withstand the weight...Here with it, I will take off at the country.
The frost strengthens. There is no place to put the car higher. Shake, go in, drink the package – it doesn’t come out. Hi with you, I will film in my favourite service.
2 hours standing in a row, pick up the car, do the diagnosis of the machine (type free today), count 35k for the repair of the suspension, hydroamp; and some other shit.
The bag fell, broke out.

Guitarist: And if Miss Universe gets thicker, will it be a process called in cosmology the expansion of the universe?

I reviewed my favorite series and realized that: Alpha is the first space troll!

Dear admines, odmines and enikeyshisks.
I have a free advice for you:
Do not matte your users and do not look at them as Zeus of the Olympus.
After all, the more hands grow out of your ass, the thicker the layer of oil on your piece of bread.
The dumber the user, the more useful it is to you personally. Where would you beat now if every housewife could raise the server on the niches while the borst is cooking.
With respect to your educated colleague.

(This will also apply to people of other special professions, electricians, sanitary technicians, etc.)

In Mexico, a group performing in a bar was shot.
People burned in a casino in Mexico
In Mexico, the mafia cut off the head of a blogger
Former Mexican police officer admits to 1500 murders

Those who have fun...

What in the valerian flavored, so that there was harmony, comfort and complete relaxation in the house, well, at the same time, I will tell the parents that they deducted.

It was necessary to make one shit in the universe, telling my mother what I did (scorred), so that it would fall away, now when they smoke, I turn the school and open the game, so that they don't burn!! to

From the discussion of the news about the creation of a five-class atomic structure of an unknown substance:
Give me the balls, I won’t invent it.
Hand in the pocket down.
Zzz: He will not invent helium any further

You broke the internet again.
user: aska pashet, pings are there, and pages are not stolen :(
admin: personally, I am happy to you and I break the aska

I: That’s why you need to spend money on the car. Let her go! and took
Wife: If you spend so much money on me, I will also be "sweet "!

Egor Protasov
fuck over me neighbors are playing in Mario, and apparently the sound is going through Dolby Surround
The whole house heard him eat the mushroom and descended into the basement.

In Minsk, 10 years ago, one gave up - she lay on the roof from the squad... the men flew, turned. She doesn’t get out because of the driving. Instructor: "Wonah!" And she: "I have a second try!!and "

From the movie "Rzhevsky vs. Napoleon"

"How disgusting is she? After this scene I felt inhuman, I received a mental trauma for the rest of my life, I became a moral wretch, I wanted to scream, tear my hair and then eat them, I wanted to tear my eyeballs, throw them in a blender and make them a cocktail, before adding my brain there. I wanted to get up from my chair and run, run like Forrest, just run away from this movie, from this theater, move to another planet, to another galaxy... I curse this moment with all my strength! God will not allow this to happen again in my life.

Why does your hair smell so bad!! to
I smelled the socks.
I can’t wash my beard for two days.

zabava: ppc action on the group: Artificial fertilization. Reduced 55%
zabava: baby, we conceived you with a discount in interest, probably because you are so stupid

The candidate in the resume indicated experience: "Naturist. Responsibilities: Sleep without moving standing naked for 2-4 hours.