with me works a ginseng, she words a little "cover".
Here they gave a cleaner for cleaning, so she approached the practitioner and said, "Give me to you, the wheel of the monitor with the clitoris went out, or it was completely polluted."

The question on which site:
How easy and painless is it to die?
One of the answers: write the nails on the lexus "loch" :)

from the forum of the community of virgins(s):

Hi to! I’m not going to tell you how stupid I am, I know. I write as I can, in general, hurt, you understand.
I love the tomatoes. Tomatoes in people. I love them in any form – fresh, salty, marinated, any. I love them whole and in pieces. I have eaten them since childhood. I am not a virgin. How could you think so? Just here I can share with you what I am very dear. So, my love for tomatoes came to the point that I decided to squeeze them into me immediately, without even biting. It didn’t get through the mouth – small. So I decided to try to put them in... well you know where. I chose the variety most suitable for this - such Azerbaijani, stretched. Purchased specifically green - they will confirm. He put the tomato on a chair, sat on it... and started pressing it into himself. He jumped pretty quickly. Per because the body is already accustomed to tomatoes. So here. I’m writing this post now, and the tomato is sitting inside of me, and I feel like he’s not very comfortable there. What should I do? I can't go to the doctor, it's hard to move. You know, and in the evening you have to meet with friends. How will I appear to them? What will they say? Advice to me. What to do?

I don’t have a single girlfriend who almost openly says "Come fuck me! Do you have a computer "?? to

3 knock in the door, I open - black gastarbayter - "Do you have a set of tools? Drill, lobbying, swinging ". No, I say, I don’t need him, go away from here, sick. Cher3 half an hour, trying to go out to smoke, found that with this very "shurpower" the door is outside and caught on the footer of the samurai. Vengeance, the damn, I got caught.

At night, stay on the dark side of the street. You see, you are not.
Snowflake: In general, stick to the dark side. There are cookies.

Sevodnja on higher mathematics, the lecturer gave a task and walks through the audience:"Before you write the answer, you decide this example several times, as it is said, seven times check, and once cut off!"Where from the center of the audience the hysterical voice of the girl: "Well, I decided seven times, so which of the seven answers to write?!!and "

How do you find Peter the Courtman? I want to get rid of the laser!!! to

Tatiana275 @ Feb 4 2010, 14:49)
and wash, I am not strenuous, there would not be a washing machine washed with my hands, what is wrong with this? Sorry, how in the mouth to take so normal, and how to wash socks, so swiftly and immediately the question of respect arises, well what kind of shit?

All people are divided into smart and stupid. But the fools divide faster.

What distinguishes a good lawyer from a good lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law well, and a great lawyer knows the judge well.

From the news:

Shark Bites 14-Year-Old Lydia Ward In The Leg, And She Reacted To Beating Her With Her Surfing Board

O_O

They called for help at home. There is a guy sitting there. My son comes from school. Go and say hello! There is an admin.)
The son looked, said, “Hello” and ran to me. With an exciting whisper: Mom! This is a man!!! to

I bought new trousers. I dress up in the morning, standing next to my husband. He, pointing to a fantasy cut on these most cowards, asks:
Are the new ones already broken?
I silently turn around to see both cuts. Shock in the eyes:
Nothing to yourself! Broken on both sides?! to

And I also know how to cook chicken or meat properly in the kitchen. and ;)
YYY: How is it?
XXX to explain. You are a hungry student. My wife is a housewife, cooking a lot. She puts on a plate to cook chicken/meat and goes into the room.
Looking at the figure. You place a pot with water next to you, and once it is gone, you transfer the meat to yourself. stands
and next door. You hear, she rolls in the corridor - you translate back. I came, checked and left. You are with yourself again. and etc. by V
As a result, she has meat and you have a bouillon. and ;)

I want the phrase "Pesec is stealing" by the voice of Nikolai Drozdov in MP3!
Better to go out with someone 8)

If you want to calm down, find out the causes of your misfortune.
If you want to get nervous, deal with the reasons for happiness.

My husband and I have been together for many years. Yesterday night he delighted me: It was already quite late even for us - about 2 o'clock at night, and my husband does not go to sleep - he sat down at the TV. He finally comes, I ask him:
“You’re so long, I’m waiting for you in bed.” The husband says, “The transmission was interesting, I couldn’t give up.” I answered, “What’s more interesting for you?”
“The broadcast or me?” The husband, trained for years, without asking, “Of course, you.” Then he thought a little more and added, "But the transmission can not be repeated."

My husband returned from a business trip.
The wife: “Well how...”
Husband: “Dear, you are the best of me! How are you?”
Wife: “You are not the only one who thinks so!”

This is:

If you have a medical education, tell me:
If you take 2 fingers of one hand - the index and middle, and at the points of their contact, clean the upper layer of the skin (it will be a little painful). And then connect together and wrap for a couple of weeks. Will the fingers from these places grow or will the skin cover recover on each finger separately?
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You should not "clean", but carefully cut to "derma" (a layer of skin like this, under the epidermis), and it is better to cut the area into the entire proximal phalanx. Then yes, they will grow! I saw it after the burn.
with w, w The traumatologist.