There is a grandmother living in my house, a woman is not poor by the way, she has money.Here, and for more than a dozen years, she sits in the bus every morning with an empty bag, well on the wheels, and returns to lunch with already full and quite heavy (I know, because she helped to bring to the apartment several times). And here literally about a year ago we learned that she always goes to the synagogue every morning, that it would be foolish to pick up food there and return home with the banks, namely the banks of cosher food.

I read once how biologists photographed a frog in a nest.



They put a tent nearby, let the bird get used to it. I got used to and sat down. But here comes a man into the tent – he doesn’t sit down, he’s afraid. Two people come in and one goes out – the crown is afraid... We have come to the point that six people come in, five people come out – and still he is afraid!



There was no more tent.



The way out was simple: three people enter under the dress, then two people leave the same way. And the crown stopped being afraid: One came in, one came out!! to

In offices often sit those whom mental development does not allow to engage in physical labor.

This is the text of an auto-respondent from one of the schools in Australia. The majority of school teachers voted for this version of the text anonymously. This text is actually recorded and sounds on the auto respondent of this school.

The need for this text arose in connection with the introduction of a new policy, which provides for the responsibility of students and their parents for the absence of students in the lessons and unfulfilled homework. The school and teachers were literally persecuted by parents who demanded to raise their children's grades and transfer them to the next class, despite the fact that their children missed 15-30 school days per semester and did not do enough homework.

Text of the auto respondent:

Hi to you! To help you and connect with the employee you need, we ask you to listen to all the options before making a choice.

To lie about why your child was absent from class, press 1.

To find excuses for your child’s failure to do homework, press 2.

To submit your claims about our work, press 3.

To beat any of our employees, press 4.

To ask why you did not receive the information that was actually included in your newspaper and several leaflets sent to you by mail – PRESS 5.

If you want us to raise your child for you, press 6.

If you want to reach someone and catch a crack or just hit them, press 7.

To request a replacement of a teacher for the third time during this year, press 8.

To submit a complaint about the work of the school bus - Press 9.

To submit a complaint about school lunches, press 0.

If you suddenly realized that this is the real world, your child should approach his or her behavior seriously and responsibly, to work in class and homework, and the fact that your child is not trying and does not make an effort is not the fault of the teacher - please hang the phone and WANT A GOOD DAY!

If you want to hear this message in another language, move to the country where it is spoken.

Thank you for your interest in education!

That uncomfortable feeling, when the leader of the LDPR declares that in all the misfortunes of the country are the liberals and Democrats to blame...

Vegan, why are you silent?
The vegetables come up for their own!

A colleague (man), a small troll, walks up to the staff with provocative questions, to submit what we are not all like we should.
He looks like me and asks.
Imagine you have everything you want, but I have twice as much, what would you want?
answered
Third size breasts and three children

People were under the tables.

“I was saying!”
The only situation where it is appropriate to say this (in such a wording) is when claims are made to you in the style of “why didn’t you warn” (if you warned).
In other cases, it sounds like bullying. Man is so bad because of his own mistake, and here you are still angry. Half of the negative attitude to the situation immediately passes to you.
If a person, even after the mistake did not make the correct conclusions, then - we do not teach, and "I said!" no longer helps.

The colonization of Antarctica:
Wild frosts and constant snowfall can still be tolerated, but environmental organisations make life simply unbearable.

Today on the street a guy shot me an electronic sigh. The future has arrived.

With a pickup.
Once I watched a Russian film, I do not remember how it is called, there the action takes place in the village, or more precisely, in the guard of the eger, forty kilometers from the village. He has an old icon there, and this icon has been stolen by criminals.
Well, in general, I watched the movie, because of the interest of titles, I started reading at the end of the film. Pyrotechnics with five names. Where is? Two candles were lit for the whole film.)

XHH: I read the description on the movie search:
After Sato Tetsuhiro, 22, left college, he barely left home, not counting supermarket visits, and slept 16 hours a day. So he spent three years. Then he came to an important conclusion: all his problems with college and lack of work due to the conspiracy of the giant organization NHK.
HH: And then I realized who was really to blame for my problems!

I bought a tube from the cockroach instructions:

If the cockroaches have been long, but not a lot of them: 1 package per room
If there are many cockroaches: 1 package per 5 square meters
If there are many cockroaches and there is a constant source of infection: 1 straw per 3 square meters

So I want to add if you wake up from the fact that the cockroaches take you out of the apartment run away from there at x%y

In general. I wanted to know how long the screen was. Well, it would seem, there is nothing easier. We know the diagonal, we know the proportion of the sides. We take and count. I went to myself, took a leaflet, I sit. I return satisfied with the result. And local workers already know those lengths. In my "it’s like fucking, right??" showed the roulette...
I feel like a dick.

[15:04:19] xxx: In Tyumen, an unknown man robbed "Zapsibkombank" and escaped

A bank was robbed today. In the morning in the office of Zapsibkombank, located on Permiakov Street, 69 broke into a man in a mask and threatening with an object similar to a gun, stole bank property and fled.

He stole items similar to money.
A man who looks like a man.
[15:05:11] WOW: a building similar to a bank
[15:05:21] in a city that looks like Tyumen
[15:05:25] zzz: a human-like organism
[15:05:25] yyy: yes
[15:05:38] yyy: a piece of matter similar to an organism
[15:06:08] zzz: the atoms in this point of space were formed so that it all looked like a bank robbery.

The swimmer

by Machinery

American colleagues explained to me that the low level of general culture and schooling in their country is a conscious achievement for economic purposes. The fact is that, after reading books, an educated person becomes a worst buyer: he buys less washing machines and cars, begins to prefer Mozart or Van Gogh, Shakespeare or theorems. This affects the economy of the consumer society and, above all, the income of the owners of life – they are trying to prevent culture and education (which, in addition, prevent them from manipulating the population as an intellectual herd).

© V.I. Arnold, academic of the RAN. One of the greatest mathematicians of the 20th century. (From the article "New Obscurantism and Russian Enlightenment")

“The bearer of sovereignty and the only source of power in the Russian Federation is its multinational people.” It is definitely not possible to refer to it.

I read it as “many suffering.”

When a man has sex, he is tired and resting at the same time.

Here are the participants of car racing, mostly mistaken by this gentlemen car enthusiasts. All the pedestrians have ‘neds’, and they do not have ‘neds’. And it is not given to their miserable intentions to understand that a persuaded pedestrian can have two apartments, a share in the business and money on the map for current expenses more than the average iron column. (By the way, I personally saw the owner of a small company with a good income, hating cars).
On the contrary, the most frequently "guard on the steep car" is the "manager of the middle line" with a salary from 40 to 70 thousand, who bought the car in credit, while paying the mortgage.
Who is this poor man, gentlemen?? to

It often happens that the ambulances in time to come to the call are hindered by car hams. This will quickly stop if the Omon and Special Forces groups will ride exactly the same cars on their calls.