In recent times, even Field of Miracles is more funny than the Camedi Club.

The Ministry of Internal Affairs identified theft of money allocated for the investigation of theft in the Ministry of Defense.

Filed to: "The Hobbit"
XH: And we are not very happy with the remainder.Surely some weak: battles and long dialogues and all. I think there is a lack of love line, it wasn’t interesting. But you can look!

Yy: Well of course! It’s a great idea to resurrect John Ronald Reuel and say, “Old man, you’re wrong. It does not matter to us that you are a professor of linguistics and philology, it does not matter that the Hobbit wrote for children! Let’s rewrite at the pace of vals and add more love! You have a guide star in the face of Stephanie Meyer!"

God is with him, with Tolkien!!! Let’s ask Stephanie Meyer to write the script for the second and third parts before they’re out. Bilbo becomes a vampire and Smog becomes a princess. Imagine what prospects will open up!

Lesha today called our 1C programmers - "women's consultation"

samarinaO_O: "Cut crab meat (approximately 3 reels)"...
Fuck, so fast and accurately about the composition of crab sticks nobody has spoken yet.

<pashevskiy> I walk over the net at night, read a controversy and suddenly encounter a strange expression: "all your letters are extremely inadequate." I am hysterical.

In my opinion, the best chatbot is "cleverbot", in the process of communication I managed to convince him that it is cheese.

I’m fighting in the institute with the IT department, here’s the latest joke:

I ask: "Maybe I misunderstand something, but for what reasons the possibility of a high-speed wiring connection in the aud. 04 was abolished in favor of slow wireless? Everything worked well, I was satisfied."

Reply to "Yes"

We argue with the sweet how much we need comps to live together.
I: 15.6 inches is quite enough for web surfing
Do you see the wall?
I: I sat for six months on the 10-inch and nothing
Do you see the wall?
I: And what?
This is what I want a monitor.

@PavelNevskiy
Yandex.Maps + GPS showed that I was sitting on the toilet at a speed of 8 km/h

A few days ago I decided to learn how to cook oatmeal and faced the first problem - you need to go to the store for it.

Are you going to an interview?
Attempt is not torture
You must show yourself as a cool pepper.
XXX: Going in the dark glasses
YYY: Is it so important?
YYY: I didn’t care about everyone?
You are on the timeline of testers.
Show me that you have come to rule!
Prove them that you are an alpha tester!

Alex_Pok2: I stood in the pharmacy today, waiting for the drugs to be brought, and here to the neighbor's window comes a man
Alex_pok2: Well, not a man, but a guy like that. The flow is dull, tired, under the eyes - black. Then he asks the seller:

Please give something to the kids.

The seller of his essays - condoms?
He says no... no... no... no... no... no.
Well, the seller thinks, tries to guess - contraceptive? The Lubricants? The tests?
The guy said it was all wrong.

alex_pok2: and then with the effort of will gives out a condemned voice:
Give me a knife... yes.
Seller to him: so it’s not from children, it’s a spasmolytic. Or maybe Viagra?
It is not!!! From the head... the head hurts... from the children...

In the pharmacy to rust was not decent, so I went out and stuck already on the street.

Listen, when you have nothing to do, which websites do you go to? Only decent
YYY: %sitename% I go to the ugly when I already know what to do.

Teacher of Mathematics:
They are afraid to go out to the board! I am afraid of her, she is green. A calm color.

Neoyork> toasters proudly called themselves "the departure of quality".
How to name our department. "Department of Development"
and scary. Options have been proposed "guild development" and
"the departure of quantity" (with the motto "we will fill everything with our quantity)
and quality" ;

XXX: There was a joke in the bus
In the ears music plays, kitsch
XXX: And music, well, what a brighter, alive. The song is old, I know it. But something is not that. What a strange but pleasant musical path.
XXX: I really liked it. Go to the playground to see what version it is.
XXX: Nothing found, everything as always
Then I raise my eyes for minutes, and in the bus the Gypsy is playing the battlefield.

Discuss the new Dyson hand dryer for $1500.
Eugene: Why has the Minsk Belplast not yet mastered the import replacement dryer?? to
Andrew: Oh, she can shoot with a screw at such a flow speed.

News on the mail: "Linux destroys new Samsung laptops"
Tagged with: skynet! Don’t go to your grandmother! ?

No matter how much I read novels about post-apocalypse, everywhere mints are described as the main villains. Strange, but I believe it.