I was looking at the apartment, now I know the secret of the Euroremont

You said that there was a repair in the apartment. and where?
The wallpaper is made in the European Union, which means Euro repair.

Not everyone believes in God, but God believes in everyone.

The Month

Dedicated to Fathers...

Now it is impossible to remember where it all started, and it doesn’t matter.
And so it is clear: I am the oldest and wisest man in the world. Twenty years is a joke. Even served in the army.
Naturally, someday there broke up, did not listen to the advice of his pre-submersible old man, answered him something clever and bold, the father was offended, turned and left the room.
So we stopped talking. Absolutely.
They lived in the same apartment and walked by like passengers in the subway.
My mother whispered to me, “Ask forgiveness, reconcile with Dad. You have deceived him. You both suffer from it.”
I loved my dad and missed him very much, but I was stupid, and therefore categorized: “He needs it? Let him be alone. I will live without him, especially because I will soon leave, it will be easier for everyone..."
Three weeks of oppressive silence passed and finally my mother took me to the station.
Hello new life!

I went to Peter, to enter the institute.
Peter met me with beautiful weather and rarely friendly citizens.
When I just got off the train, got to the subway and exchanged white coins in the machine, an elderly woman suddenly approached me and said:

Young man, I see you are a visitor. Here take the map of Leningrad, there is a subway scheme. I don’t need it, but it will help you.
“Thank you, of course, but... let me pay for it.
No, it is a gift. All the good.

And the astonishing woman quickly “stumbled” onto her Leningrad affairs.
Her map was really useful to me. I easily found my way to my institute, and then to the community at the other end of the world.
A week of fun and turbulent student life: meetings, consultations, literature lists, new friends.
And then one day, after another session, I went out to the institute yard to breathe the air.
Suddenly I see: on the most distant, noisy bench, my dad sits modestly with the newspaper and slightly rattles from the club of cigarette smoke approaching him.
I approached and shockedly asked:
Dad, what are you doing here?

He turned away from reading with a slight annoyance from what he was disclosed:

What am I doing? I read the newspaper.
But why are you here?
I came to support you. The arrival is a serious thing.
Wait, and where do you live?
Yes, there were no hotels here, the first four nights at the station, and then I guessed, I went to the local profile office, colleagues helped, the departmental hotel was organized, so now everything is okay. Do you go to all consultations?
Why did you sleep at the station? What can you help me here?
Is it too little “what”? Do you need a city map?

And then I burst like a soap bubble, apologized to my father and said I missed him very much for the last month.
My father smiled slightly, pushed my toothpaste into my load pocket and fastened it with a button.
My wise old man was then forty-eight years old, and he lived a little less than three years.

Since then, almost an eternity has passed, a quarter of a century, but I still regret that I stole myself a whole month of communication with my father.

Sometimes when I’m in the car alone, I’m driving my dad in the passenger seat. I go and tell him the news about myself.
Dad is focusing on the road, but in the depths of my heart I feel he’s pleased.

There are such princesses, after the conquest of which you think, "And why did I hug the unfortunate dragon?“”

Do you know what an analog line is? And here I now know.

I come to the institution, on the table of paper: "The electronic line does not work".
There are two girls:
What question are you on?
such a thing.
The girl writes on paper R24 and gives me. I ask :
And what now?
She asks the neighbor:
What is "R" now?
The 18th

From the news: At the end of January 2015, it became known that FSIN employees seized from Oleg Navalny a fantastic story, written by him for his wife and older son Stepan. The story described how Stepan with the help of an unmanned aircraft and the hero of the saga "Star Wars" Chubakki helps his father get out of SIZO. In the FSIN, this text was considered a step-by-step instruction for the transmission of prohibited objects to the SIZO, papers were seized and included in the personal case of Oleg Navalny. He tried to get upset and explain that there was no Chubakki in the "Bottle" who would distract the guard while his son rescues him with the help of a drone. However, the FSA remained indifferent to the complaints.

At the stop, the guy says on the phone:
Hello, what are you wearing? So go fast, we have to be in the metro in 10 minutes!

I have already written about the straw here. Here she made another move. We have this disposition with her (this is important). I am behind the comp, the one stands on the floor under the table, she is somewhere near the comp behind the table: heats up and fills the fan with wool. Sometimes it cries.
My unseen came, told me that she was carrying to me on the wings of love, and then back home. I was like a real knight in search of flavors. Of course, by notifying her text "be careful, don’t touch the Goat!". When I returned, the lady was sitting at my compass, confused to the extreme.
What about Compo? Where is your sting? I could have found a normal one, since it was so sleepy!
I was slightly squeezed and clarified that there is a ho?
It turns out, my beautiful lady came, walked around the apartment and naturally found no one. Then she turned on the computer and immediately heard a strange sound. It turned off. Goal is smoking. Included the same stuff. Kosha decided that since I was not there, the concern for the integrity of my favorite place would lie on her puffy shoulders. In short, my girlfriend was almost crazy, tricking to start chewing at the same time as the compot. I introduced them to each other. The straw became a strawberry, and I am the hero who saved an innocent animal from destruction! and :)

In such a cold the approximation of a man can be recognized by the bell "bells".

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This is why when Santa is approaching, a bell is heard!

The thieves took out of the house of the unemployed moscovite 5 million rubles.

Yandex, go you to x@y with the unemployed, and their millions!!! to

LOL is?

Just from their fields the pollen flew and where it fell, the GMO carton quickly replaced the usual on the fields. There are many such stories.

Where did you see that potato seeds were gathered in collages? And in which colloquial farms are potato seeds planted instead of tubers?

An anecdote: the city comes to the village and saw a cow for the first time. He asks the village man, is she two years old? Yes, how did you find out? It has two horns, because it has two horns.

Oh, man, if you are not so lucky with grandmothers in a two-room cave and they go for a walk... it's not about them! The full life is more expensive than the Amur for a reasonable woman, and all kinds of carnivorous Karenines are under the train! So, either you choose only the type of hulu, passionate hot babies who don’t live an hour without sex (in this case you’re just one of the many), or the babies are normal, but are forced to go hand in hand, because you get bad. In both cases, you are a stranger to the letter "m". The hut is good, but with it the male-samean must be.

to this:
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Beth4ever: Oh, I remembered that I was separately outraged in "50 shades". The Hero’s Job. A millionaire gives a girl gifts: a book she likes to read, a cell phone that called him, a computer to write to him, a machine to drive to him... and a cloth in the size of a special room.
I always wanted to say that you are a rich perverse!!! Give her a live flamingos! They came after her car, strapped by a spiral orchestra! Throw her into a bathroom filled with black maffins! Take her to Murmansk this weekend, fucking!! to
There would be something to go crazy about.
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You read how and who the book was written and how everything will be understood.

xxx> What is the name of the child, if not a secret?
zzz> by Luca So I now say with a clear conscience Luke, I'm your father.

Demolition of the residential module. It is urgent to find a escape. Life is in danger!
Then I find where the blanket has broken out and put it under me.

Samets, with a well-organized Dahl cave within the Garden. Two females have already rushed out "for the desire to allow the maximum amount of foreign, insecure members.
Preparing for the third flight. Here are idiots!
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Third you say? It is good that you have the ceilings high, or with such horns could be difficult... It seems to me that you have personal grills for the offensive with a beautiful engraving on a hanging pen.
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I think that man is all right. What about loyalty? This is a great opportunity to drive out a bored female and get a new one. Let her horns reassure her. In public opinion he is right.

Asked by:

Blah Blah
by Dixie.
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Isn't anyone embarrassed that the online store is periodically discharged?

*** by
Why no one? You probably get embarrassed. In a few seconds there will be no one. "Dixy" is a Russian transcription of the Latin word "Dixi", meaning "I said". But not just the fact, but giving it some significance, at least for the user. This is about like the Indian "Haw".

Be educational

This is:

"how virtuously can struggle swarms with swarms, is written in the diaries of Schwartz:"

That disappointment, of course, was ingenious, but why? I am a frog and I am not touched and not angry who gets up at what time, even at 6 in the morning, just don't wake me. So, suddenly, many whistleblowers think it is possible to wake me up with the words: “It’s too late!” Rise up, the left! Normal people should get up at 7 in the morning!" I also inculcated such goodwill: you write a phone with information about the sale of the car (especially profitable), scratch the number of the smart and tell you to call from 23 to 04 due to night duty. Cave is non-terrestrial. I am good for everyone. Live and let others live!

Odmin, cat, shredder

The Work:
- Here to buy for millions of equipment, which few people use, they have money, and to send me on an annual trip to the Maldives they have no money! ))))))))

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