XXX: Yesterday morning, we go to work, I say, we are in the car by the entrance smells.
Ilya said that he too. We thought, maybe the carpets with water got on and started to rot.
YYY: Has something died? Or the socks?
XXX: and at lunch Ilya calls me, says, I found the reason. he ended up in the car washer, he went to the gasoline, bought, opens the cap to pour, and there on the engine lies a cat and looks at him shattered
XXX: Shortly unknown how much we carried this cat on the engine
Q: Do you imagine working in a large company?
D: I represent
D: I have a big company and I work in it :)
R is yes? How many you?
D: No, that’s what I think :)
X: Do you have a boyfriend?
yyy: no, no no (
Tag: electricity husband
Yes, fucking take it!
What, right here?
It would be fun to have a gay friend.
He is: to death?! to
XXX: Working forced
Tagged: idols
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
danny_bo :w
There are at least three men in the world who love you very much and will always support you: Jack Daniels, John Jameson, Johnnie Walker.
xxx (14:34:02 3/02/2011)
fucking
yyy (14:34:13 3/02/2011)
Hi to)
xxx (14:34:25 3/02/2011)
Fuck the fuck?
yyy (14:34:37 3/02/2011)
Okay, how is she?
xxx (14:35:14 3/02/2011)
Fuck the fuck?
yyy (14:35:37 3/02/2011)
I’m looking at you ? And you? at work?
Heckby :
I know one man who can’t (or rather doesn’t want) sing under a guitar without 0.5 vodka. He comes to the fire and sits down, but he doesn’t sing until he gets the bottle. But when given 0.5 in his hands, he effectively opens with one movement, circular movements creates a whirlwind in the bottle and drinks to the bottom. then whistles and sings with an overwhelming thick voice for an hour and a half or two, after which the procedure with 0.5 needs to be repeated
ZY forgot to say, to the fire he comes already blue as the eggs of the drought when his vodka ends.
Mostdie is:
Isn’t this the case of the cable? Appropriate to description
A couple of boys (p) and girls (d):
A: I’ve fallen my hair.
Q: (thinking that no one can hear it) I had a dog when it died so it balded...
and ;)
Today from my airport the pen was removed from the door, and there was a large heavy wooden door.
Was it stolen at night?
The security guards say, it’s from the terrorists, they’ll come and there’s no pen, and that’s all! They will not go!! to
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From the hair blog:
Laughter laugh, but I really could be helpful in the election campaign, I have resources that can be used for the benefit of you, people.
I had long suspected that she wasn’t of people.
- Come today to the universe, we will help you make a digital cursor. I’m going to help San, especially today. What topic do you have a course?
Yes, I remember what it was!
Well, he has the same.
I have seen all sorts of inscriptions on the walls and fences, but the Kaspersky emblem in the elevator...
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Introduction to the Theory of Cocktails:
A peasant came to the king and asked, "King, let me take one apple from your garden." The king allowed. The peasant went to the garden and saw: the whole garden is flanked by a triple fence, in each fence there is only one gate, and at each gate there is a guard. When the farmer passed by the first guard, he said to him, "Take the apples, but when you go out, give me half the apples that you will have, and one more." The same said to him the other guards who guarded the gate. How many apples does a farmer have to take in order to bring home one apple after giving the portions to the three guards?
We have a new boss. Conducting mass inventory
Drush for every ruble, and here someone is drilling with a Bulgarian
xxxh: and to hide the traces, we took the fan and disassembled it and put it in a box and signed a Bulgarian, and where the drill threw a magnet from the columns and a pair of plates.
XHHH: and wrote the reason for the breakdown burned the engine
XHH: Wait for the chase to show her the tool)
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I’m from the times when mp3s were downloaded through FlashGet and watched running squares.
At night, everyone is sleeping in the room. I sit in the computer, I hear the mouse clicks, I think like everyone is sleeping, I see a friend holding the mouse in his hands, he leads her on the carpet and something fiercely presses, I look at his system, he is off, I look at him he is really sleeping.
monster (17:48:42 3/02/2011)
I look at the judgment on the first.)
This shit got me into the food!
What am I, a charity? Drugs are worth money.
The Iron Argument)
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The night. I woke up with the cat knocking at the door. I am listening. I hear him whispering at the door and whispering so evil I mean I was already scared (because on the eve I looked at horrors) I steal in the dark on the plinths and I hear on the staircase cell a long but powerful... Such a direct wolf. The cat whispers, I am green. The first thought, "Return!"" Remembered all the prayers, then apparently the brain turned on, I think, probably the dog somehow wonderfully confused (which is strange to us the homephone, the concierge, the guard) I think the cat will not react like this if it is not a dog. The same is scary. And again "UUUUUUUUUUUUU". Plunged into the network found the number of catching dogs - well, he knows what there is for a cow. After the war, there was a feeling that there was a cock, not a dog. Shortly after 4 p.m. I hear that they came for the dog (the war will continue before that)... and I hear a wild laugh. It turns out right a little to the left of my door was sitting some idiot of 17 years and quietly so long voiced. I look (fearfully), the guys laugh and say - already the third one for today... Sigmund then barely left, the cat was terrified very much.