All girls in childhood dreamed of becoming ballerinas, actresses, singers... and I dreamed that my breasts would grow... and grow... to 6 sizes.
I would rather have dreamed of an apartment.

xxx (17:17:42 2/02/2010)
Have you seen the movie Remember Me?

yyy (17:18:06 2/02/2010)
What is the point? ? ?

KorWIN: Prep on a pair of fire "... it’s a bad program, don’t use it – there is a license and other glues")))

Status of a familiar girl in contact:
Elena Sadovskaya Today realized that I was already grown up, because going without a hat at -20 I felt fucking, not cool.

Spo1ler: Sr‎any cold
Rhinitis is a diarrhea

yyy(15:50:23)
I lay down and asked for forgiveness from my body and I promised him that I would not drink anymore and he forgave me, the last time.

xxx(15:50:36)
xd

xxx(15:50:48)
You are great at it (B)

Comrades with legal education, long suffered this question -

We have two twin brothers who are exactly the same.

One witness robbed the store and collapsed.
The second at the same time with witnesses... Well, say, eating at a restaurant.

They are both arrested, both claiming that he was the one who read the poems.
One is definitely guilty, but the other is definitely not.
You can’t plant both, you can’t accidentally either – but how can an innocent man sit down and a criminal walk?
What will the court do? Will he be released because no one has revoked the presumption of innocence?

Why are the neighbors at the top such idiots?

I sit in the net at night. There is silence throughout the house. Suddenly I hear the scream of the bed above. Clear and louder and louder. A while later there was silence. Well, I think they smoke. A pleased man’s voice:
How are you, my shit?
A woman’s voice laughed and replied:
What a shabby, yeah shabby.
and pause. The sound of blow.
I sit under the table in a crash.

JM: "...Siberian Coast company launched a factory in Uzbekistan and started producing sandwiches 'Kyrieshki' with the taste of a lamb..."
Arahna: Oh my god, I hope they don’t get to Korea

Through advertising on TV, we learned that:

1st Every girl in a bright dress carries a two-litre Vanish in her bag.
2nd People who live in huge, well-equipped apartments eat roast "Rolton".
Three It is time to create a note of 99 rubles.
4 is A good hostess always has a dirty bowl in the bathroom, rust cranes, kitchen plates and toilets.
5 is The bears, smoked with alpine grass, ride bears.
6 is In the freezer can settle a huge speaking peel.
7 is Our main problem is peeling.
8 is If two young children deliberately pack a hated white shirt, then there will be not a father with a pack of doughnuts, but a aunt with powder.
9 is The brain periodically visits the stomach.
10 is People can talk to Margarine.

There has been a lot of snow in Sweden this year and we have to clean it all the time. The roof was ripped today. When yellow snow came down, I thought. Then she remembered Carlson, who lives on the roof, and smiled for a long time.

Encountered in the net: How to scratch your eggs? - - - Your eggs must be scratched accurately, stopping not to scratch the cluster

chezy (21:40:47 1/02/2010)
We had such a gesture today!! Do you remember my neighbor? Who is forever whining when I have ticks? So here. I sit at home. I feel it smells. Then it smells. Then there is nothing to breathe, as if you put a pot, everything boiled out of it and the pot itself is burning. They gathered around her apartment. After an hour, it turned out that this lady turned on the plate, put a bowl on it, and, forgetting, went to the bathroom. At that time, one of her three cats was in the bowl.

You can only see good in people without looking at them.

A story about the courage of the director of the school in the 60s... This story is not mine, but is told by the director of the school about the work of the 80s. About how he decided to teach his high school students to smoke. He took the girls from the college, gave them a wattman, allowed them to work as much as necessary in his office, the cleaners warned them not to chase the girls. And he set them this task: "This must be such a drawing - that all the drawings should be drawn! Let us immediately understand what we are fighting for. So that no one would raise his hand more than a cigarette at the school to smoke!"
In the morning, the school guard builds in the vestibule for the ambulance. And at this time the director goes to work, the speech thinks, the cage for cigarette packs is still in the middle of the hall from the evening.
He meets him at the threshold, a confused donelza.
Nikolai Filipovich is there.
The director resolutely enters the school... And there a poster is painted on the whole wall. This is all the poster! The girls, working in the director's office, took a photo from his album, where he was imprinted with a cigarette in the hand and painted all the height.
The director in complete silence, stood, thought, coughed... He went into the urn, got a new package, stumbled and threw it out.
Anyone who has a conscience should do the same.
He went quietly into his office. The effect of the exploding bomb was provided to the whole school. Should I say that it worked...

I don't like to read books, always too many characters, I forget and
I am confused about who is who.
Read Robinson Crusoe and you will like it.

I love all girls: glamorous and strict,
Brushing paws and long legs,
Dynamo, buffets, beautiful and smart,
Blondes, fools and stupid idiots.

Cocket, thorn, tolerant and gentle,
Terribly boring and useless.
I love Asians, Latinos and Germans.
White, black and other shades.

Employees of the rent, customs, tourist,
Accountant, banker and volleyball player.
schoolchildren, students and field workers,
Servants, servants and teachers.
Putan, the clavicles, the workers of the mentorship,
Kitchen and box office, prosecutors,
The owner of the boutique, the wreck, the taxi driver,
A man, a lesbian, and even a barista.

Girls in Karate,
Katy Andreev at ORT,
Jennifer Lopez, in Parliament,
The shirt is not very low.
Britney, Pamela Anderson Lee
Lavigne, Agilero, and Angie Jolie
Cher, Pugachev, Love of Poleshchuk
The beast is shrinking.

Groups of Viagra, Clusters, Faces
A lot of different people...
by Ksuzha Sobčak,
Choo does not like me at all!

On the form in the face came spam. complained to admin:
I: came porn spam.. and there is no link to porn =(
Admin: With the spammer we will get along, but with the absence of porn I can't help!

Iron_cook: As a child, playing racing on the seagull, I had an unrealistic dream: to drive to the city, which can be seen in the Dalai Lama.

xxx (2/02/2010):
Gregory, I have reports, how to wait for spring?! to

yyy (2/02/2010):
I saw the shadow, there will be no reports for 6 weeks.