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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76959
 05.02.2013
What is the name of the car to smoke?
Is it Ussy?? to

There were crocodiles for the battery XD

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76958
 05.02.2013
Vedma Sandra: I will share a thought. With genius is like with rolls. You can run and show them to everyone until the mouth is filled, and you can ride on them. And the rollers will all see, and as you ride - will be appreciated. And to run is better if the mouth beats still gather. :D

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76957
 05.02.2013
Photo discussion: a girl with her cowards down, and a few meters from her a guy is holding a computer.

xxx: I have one question, how did he not notice the girl in underwear lying on the bed???? to

YYY: I raise your question! I’m interested in it because it smells like a show. I’ll even hear the sound of a working combo and a roaring seduction, the sound of the cowards being filmed!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76956
 05.02.2013
xxx> Happiness in the universe I was working on Linux for the first time. I did labs. Can this be regarded as deprivation of virginity, or so, for the breasts spotted?
yyy> this is like the first kiss...
xxx> and
yyy> this is when you write something in the shell for the first time, you will learn how to control the conf-files, then you will smash for the silk.
yyy> the first time you put and configure a servo without graphics - all, you are not a boy anymore
yyy> but if you gather / put a gentleman - think, you got a good ass in the ass... although... maybe you gave a gentleman in the ass... no one knows exactly.
xxx> thanks for the review! I think by the end of school I will definitely lose my virginity :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76955
 05.02.2013
The coat is a symbol of the slave.
Are the helicopters the souls of the dead tanks?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76954
 05.02.2013
XXX is no. The worst thing I suspected was when Serega and I entered the guard, and he printed the documents to me from the very morning, and the chefir was welded. I put it on the wall, I say. And he looks at me complaining and "there’s such a story... I haven’t had a woman for six months"
XX: I thought I would get him there.
XX: Then it turned out that he went on a date so asking.
I had to let go :)))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76953
 05.02.2013
A friend complains about cats, mole, wool, smells, etc. I say, I would have your problems – I have troubles with my wife every night. He said, “Don’t tell me, my wife knows where to go.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76952
 05.02.2013
In "Stalker" one night I sat down to play. I took the quest to kick the chimera, pursued her, shoot, she jumps on me and I feel a sharp pain in my right hand. My mother barely got. It turns out, the cat was desperate through the headphones before me to get home and from the irritation of the cuticular leg crumbled on the elbow. You say “the effect of presence.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76951
 05.02.2013
Yyy: We have a cat named Bartholomew.
xxx: how pathosno to) we have simply and essentially, Gas or just Gaz
xxx: because gas by definition is the state of a substance in which it seeks to fill the entire volume given to it, this definition is clearly applicable to our thickness.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76950
 05.02.2013
Tracking the track:
01.02.2013 10:31 KIROV Processing // Profit arrived at the place of delivery
01.02.2013 10:36 KIROV Failed attempt to deliver // Temporary absence of the address

After five minutes, the postman ran to my house. Despite the fact that it may be confused with the house or apartment, So he didn’t get to me, ran back to the post office, hit the base that I wasn’t at home. From the post office to my house about 500 meters. A sprint speed. We are dealing with the Russian Post. and :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76949
 05.02.2013
The working day. Hours ago, everyone here at our department was at work - dohuya work, dohuya work.

Now all the 20 minutes are watching the fur crawl on the hill under the window.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №76948
 05.02.2013
Hellish (12:42:33 4/02/2013)
The Old Great Anash
Hellish (12:42:35 4/02/2013)
Oh is
Hellish (12:42:38 4/02/2013)
Our great country

[ + -16 - ] Comment quote №76947
 05.02.2013
XXX: Believe me, in reality this is a frying soul fucking
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I saw her without makeup this morning.
xxx: my cock tried to hide in my pocket, then, rope from horror, used in the ass

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76946
 05.02.2013
As for the boys, I want to tell you that now a lot of people read books, and the classics, the clapters are in fashion again, I personally have more non-smoking friends who rarely drink on holidays, but there are girls who are ready for everything for the sake of the iPhone\lexus\ or something else today, but the more valuable are humble, smart and faithful ladies.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76945
 05.02.2013
As I am pleased with the corporate mail... We correspond with a colleague:

"Go you to the har!!! to

With respect, XX, specialist of sales department....."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76944
 04.02.2013
The salary at state-owned enterprises leads us from the issues of economy to the questions of humanism and humanity

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №76943
 04.02.2013
The branches are all dirty. A recent pearl of one of the managers: “You understand, the client did not say neither yes nor no, but it jumped on his face. That’s why we listed it in potential customers.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76942
 04.02.2013
I want to buy an apartment, a motorcycle, get married and have children. But with my salary, I can’t even get cockroaches. They need to be fed...

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76941
 04.02.2013
A 7-year-old son loves to play Red Alert 3
Yesterday with him we built a snow fortress on a fenced playground, split up so much that the available building material began to run out. The son gives the phrase twisting another piece:
A field on the verge of depletion.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №76940
 04.02.2013
XXX is WO! Assess what will happen if the verbs are not used.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I despised the gloss. Anger on people who praise them.
Yyy: Hm... This will be if the Russian language does not play)
Glagols are shit. I am an embodied contempt for verbs. The anger on people who praise them is indescribable!

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