I come to work in a gas lift bag (in the chair to change), a tail (because the hammer of the house forgot to take a tail from the trunk), lunch, etc. And because of the traffic jams was late... Well, I load out all this barrel on the table – lunch, gas lift... The boss comes in and says.
Why are you 10 minutes late?! to
From the bag comes a tail.
Think for 10 minutes...
He went away quickly...

With Exeter:

All men in one way or another understand that writing while sitting is much more hygienic than standing. But they will never allow themselves to go, because a man writes not with his mind, but with his emotions.

The admin! Do something with the mobile version of the site, constantly when scrolling I hit the buttons "bayan" and "-", ashamed before the innocent authors of quotes that suffered from my hands.

Let me advise the photocopy. Which is the best? Just a professional! I don’t want a semi-professional.
Czar: Let’s decide with you, why do you want to be professional? Do you understand that it is heavy and not compact? A lot of stuff...what are you filming?
I want them all to be filmed.
Czar: Basically what? Nature, people, in the studio you want to shoot, weddings... What?
And mostly myself.

XXX: The Fucking Pump
XXX: Forgiveness for Caps

That is blasphemy.
Fairy To washes even in cold water
HHH: I already have my hands swollen.

Q: How are you doing in Maidan?
WOW: They have already evolved into archery and catapult.
Recently, stones have been thrown.

Concern "Kalachnikov" will be headed by Kryvoruchko..... Bad machines will be, I feel....

From the Auto Forum

I also burned the other day. I went to the service, checked.
Error of lighting :D
Thus e. She diagnosed herself, found a mistake in herself, and set herself on fire.

If a woman does not break, she is angry.

One aunt came to visit my mother and complained about her life.
“Everyone hates me. That is all! They envy our money, because Sasha and I recently bought a new land, sent our daughter to France. The car was recently bought by my husband, here is the one on which I came to you, and it is already all scratched. After all, every creature will inevitably pass by the car - and the nail will lead. How can you live in this bad Russia, tell me?”
My mother doubts. There is no way to literally hate everyone.
Maybe, said the acquaintance. The Russians are such a people, for them to envy like bread, otherwise and can not live.
Sitting for two hours for tea. Suddenly a sirene sounded out on the street. Svetlana Pavlovna jumped up when she heard her alarm. She ran to the window and yelled at her mother, throwing her finger into the glass.
Here, please look at it!
Mother approached the window, looking - in fact, two men are standing near the car of a friend. One presses on the car's cap, the other gently hits his foot on the tire.
“Here, here,” was our homeland, Russian, “wrote my aunt victoriously. - You can not just pass by a luxurious car, you must strike, push...
Mother looked at her friend so compassionately and said to her.
“Svetchka, please don’t be offended, but this one on the left is Stepan Arkadievich, our neighbor from the second floor. And the one, the other, in a fur hat - Anatoly, he is a courier. In the neighboring dairy store in the morning products bring. You have stood up so that the road has been blocked for them, and they cannot leave.

The doctor is familiar with the results of the tests. The patient:
How about doctor?
You can take a loan.
Do not give anything.
You will not have to.

Q: Why don’t you answer for so long?
We are too little known. Therefore, I carefully check the message sent several times for grammatical and punctuation errors, misconceptions and ambiguous expressions.
Q: Are you afraid of the scary Print Screen button or are you trying to make a good impression?
The first one =)
Oh yeah yeah yeah =(

XXX: What is evil?
YYY: She didn’t sleep.
At night, the cat walked like a victim, in the morning, the husband snorted like a herd of bulldozers.
YYY: I want to cut off my cat’s eggs, my husband’s tail!
XXX: Did you confuse anything?

The quote:
xxx: I can't understand who could have come to the mind to name a dish that is prepared for 2 - 2.5 hours, LENIUS PIGGERS!

All right is after all the name of the pigeons, not the person who is cooking them. And they, yes, are lenienly prepared. ))))

This is:

24 years old, a constant girl, I can go to
I can always stay overnight, I can
A school friend and a couple of acquaintances.
The girls don’t mind taking them to the cafe.
When I get into the car, what am I doing wrong?
and----
All elementary. The former just did not leave, the school girlfriend is terrible, like the life of a political prisoner, a couple of girls are given for a paid account in a cafe - a legal form of prostitution. A constant girl is a sheep. perfectly sees all this sexodrome, but is complex and will find no one better because of problems with excess weight and acne. What are you doing so?)

I listened to the conversation of two grandparents in the dressing room.
There’s a word in German that means ‘sorry, but you’re not right’, but in one word. There is no such thing in Russian. The second answer – not at all.

In the Zarah district of the Moscow region is planned to build a recreational base "Hobbit Village". ... and Mordor! Definitely Mordor Daddy!

Not the best idea was in response to the question of the girl: how many I had sexual partners, and how many guys to count?

XX: Stop the overwhelming :)
YY: It is in the army to scream like this in the barracks...