Signature under the photo:
"I’m looking for a son for my mother"

Q: Does she have a sister?

by Christa_eselin
Who absolutely fascinates me is the fragile elephant virgins wandering through the twenty-five-degree frost in pink blades jackets, brittle crawling pants and crystal boots, similar to the deer of the copper. When I look at their gently blue, eye-toned faces, frozen in pre-death concentration, I am overwhelmed by reverence and fear. Of course, I think, they accidentally crashed to us through some hole from their stinking spring world, where gardens bloom forever, butterflies crack, and silent golden limousines ride.

Otherwise, I can’t explain why they are so dressed.

Sugar is not so sweet anymore.

xxx: my friend always poured me tea to the edges:)...I thought it she loves me so:)).....it turns out that I could not put sugar:)afza

My cat is a puppy.
To avoid waking up at 4 o'clock in the morning from loud cat cries, such as:"Myayajaawowow! Let me eat!!", filled the cat with a full bowl of snails before he went to bed himself. The month was calm. Then, apparently, this blue-blooded man (the Russian-blue breed he has) thought that I was unable to sleep in the morning, and at the usual time for him (4-5 in the morning) again began to start his soul-breaking, brain-breaking, something-seeking song. I have to get up, take the cat in my arms, drag it to the dish, carefully put it in front of it, then slash and watch how cats do the miracle of food absorption. Only after all these actions the tail allows me to fall asleep again.
Not in vain the cat called Ostap. The great blade, blade.

Elections should not be fair, but legitimate. This was stated by the head of the election commission of the Krasnoyarsk region Konstantin Bocharov.

I am admin. At least 20 on the street. Today, the general pulled a nursing cat from the street.
Everyone asked me where I got it from. I gave it to seven people. and different. They took him. Zuko comes back and sits next to me. He found a mill.

News from RBC:
In Tambov on the order of D. Rogozin will begin to produce combat nozzles

Have you ever heard of bacon? :) PC for you!

How did you come to atheism?
Yyy: The Unspoken Ways of God

They say that three glasses of beer is one blow to the kidneys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! O_O
It is :)

The hospital entertainment. The neighbor walks through the hallway and gives his phone to the health care providers with the words "it's you", those hands are wiped, taken, allocated, the man is 50 years old...

What are you doing?
I think snow in the yard.
Have you not been to the course yet?
and yes.

Maxtry
Bankruptcy was a joke. asked him to give me 6 cash, he asks with the exchange, without? Well, I think with the change better, I press the button. He gives 5000 and 1000, but I think it’s good, I don’t give a single note for 6000.

In the morning, I brushed my teeth and imagined myself a tyrannosaurus. I have to say, it is not just to brush your teeth if you are a tyrannosaurus!
xxx: squat - do this by pressing the elbows to the sides and using only 3 fingers
xxx: hardcore - three fingers without an opposite

From the photo discussion:
1>white to the world came...
2>If what, it’s a fox :D Your cap.
3>If anything, it is a girl. Chap Chap Chap
4>if this is a girl in the suit of a fox with an inflatable ball resembling a planet. Cap Capovich Capov 8)
5>if something is a photograph.
6>Fatality!!! to

Guys, can you imagine how great it would be if you could put an antivirus on yourself?

You enter a girl and he whispers to you "KHHHHH"!
Found: Chlamydia trachomatis (25)

Treat, remove or block?

by Evgeny Sixakov:
I probably work on Android. Because in addition to breakfast, lunch and dinner, I eat a lot in the background.

I watched the movie Misery on the advice of my beautiful, sweet and vulnerable friend. She is reading a book in the neighboring room. The message comes from her:"Let". I also answered by SMS-ka:"the movie of the day, I lie down". I hear the light turned on, the phone took.. reads the text.. knocked)) I write the second "see". I’m talking about the "other thing". I am a philosopher.)

I have a cousin... a shy and dark-haired, but in the shower is a blonde blonde.
On all sites, seeing in the rules "BAN for advertising (mat/spam/fluid/photo of erotic content)", immediately begins a large-scale advertising campaign (mating, posting photos "new"), because he thinks that the BAN is something like a PRIZE! I love it. :D

Now I can imagine what the cyber piracy zone will look like.

"Who kicked Kirkorov? Your place is at Parash!"

My father dreamed of becoming an astronaut. And I dreamed of becoming a doctor to cure him.