Snap: We played a pair of idiots yesterday. It became boring. They decided to play the pudor, then the sweet pudor, then the leader of the pudor)... and then the pad approached and said "out of the audience, the pudors!".)

I knocked on the door tonight.
Who is there?
Do you know what the apocalypse is?
Five minutes later they knock again.
Who is there?
Do you know the elections are soon?
I am crying. Here is the apocalypse.

The User:
1 wire is not connected, one end is drawn from the computer, and the other is on the desk!!! I am afraid of what can hit the electricity, what is this shit, to leave a naked wire!!!???? to

The Engineer:
This is a flash extender!

Which cake tastes better:
The most delicious cookies are sandwiches with sausages.

XXX is catharsis. What is it? and :)
YYY: How can I explain it to you?
Imagine coming home late in the evening by bus, in front of you a beautiful girl, you look around with her all the way, but no one decides to meet. In the meantime, your intestine plays symphonies and requires codes.
And here, a almost empty bus is coming to your stop, you go out proudly alone, finally relax, and your sphincter makes the sound as loud as it can.
Suddenly you turn around and see that girl from the bus: she came out after you. Your hair is dumb, your legs are cotton, in your head the awareness of the epic file, and here... you notice that she is in your headphones.
The catharsis! and :)

The case was in Kashmir. The coach starts the speech, addresses everyone "Taaak, comrades athletes, swingers, lifters, bodybuilders, bodybuilders!"
silent female voice from the room - "And weight loss.. "

Holliwood: it turns out, to destroy one slot machine - costs 3,5 thousand rubles
Shall they shed henesi and burn him?

I am looking for a.tif image from the designer.
Sends.jpeg and I think I have a question "Nahera sent to the jeep?".
I read below:
Please don’t ask why the jeep. Jeeps are also very (well very) high-resolution, with aesthetic quality and color transmission, but they weigh dozens of times less than typhoons. And if the typographers say they need typhoon, tell them to open the file in Photoshop and save it in typhoon format.

From news about Phobos-Grunt:
As an unnamed expert told RIA Novosti: "Somewhere I saw a note that our spacecraft died because of being in space."

I sell the car. For sale on the photo, the number was painted in black paint. by Sphotkal. How to do back? How do you do it?

When did we become normal?
The sociopath? It is great! The alcoholic? It is wonderful! The Fool? Turn the two!

For the job needed to find the Chinese company "Torling". I entered the torling in Yandex 4 times. And all four times Yandex corrected to trolling. The cock! I was struck by Yandex!

andaland :
Today is Surk's day - if Surkov sees his shadow today, then our country will be waiting for another 6 years of winter.

by Rommor:
It would be hard for the Russians to believe this. But really much more pleasant; a whole car of sober people is, you know, wonderful. Not smoked, no one, respectively, does not shuffle backwards (to take beer, go to smoke, drink beer, go to suck, go to smoke, take beer, smoke, suck...), does not smell of garlic, chicken, or dirty sausage for a snack. The people are unexpectedly polite and calm.

and Xenon:
A whole wagon of sober people is, forgive me, a train to Auschwitz.

Comment on YouTube video:

"I laughed to tears, my mother laughed to tears, all my neighbors laughed to tears, and then we were all thrown out.

A future doctor writes:
"the last time I heard "oy" when our prey cried "oh the brain cut off incorrectly, and it doesn’t matter")"

The club "National Geographic Russia" has closed the possibility of commenting on the photo "Pesec".

Wife: When you go to the kitchen at night, you eat chicken soup.

This number is rounded.
Understood, but in what order?
What does this have to do with discharges? Go to the circle!

Conversation between an accountant and a programmer

I sell a cow's skin, a large one-tone, dark brown, bought in Egypt for myself (not fit in size)