I had a difficult time as a student. was hungry. Completed a questionnaire on the McDonald’s website. Dialogue in the interview:
Manager (M): How many days a week do you want to work?
I : three. This is maximum.
M: Then you will get this salary (showing the amount on the calculator).
5-second uncomfortable pause
M: Something you are somewhat unpleasant
I’m here to go to McDonald’s!! What is fun?! to

Now on one site pops up a window: "Tell everyone what you are looking at "Annal appearances of a breasty blonde"

Suspended: What are you doing?
Kirillius: the gloves
Suspended: is it bad?
Kirillius: the gloves
Suspended: O_O
Kirillius: D guy, abstract from the gadgets and imagine - a string with a needle hop-hop and asked for a gloves. There is no microcontroller :D

The cat threw his back leg behind his head and has been sitting looking at me for 12 minutes. I don’t understand what he wants to say with this?

Russia has drowned a communications satellite intended for the U.S. Navy. As a result of the failure of the launch of the Zenit-3SL carrier missile. The accident occurred around 10:57 1 February 2013 Intelsat satellite 27 was intended to serve “tactical users of the Navy and the U.S. Department of Defense, as well as NATO member countries and other allies.”

Someone will receive a medal for disrupting the equipment of a possible enemy.

Zenit-3SL missile crashed into the Pacific Ocean

They would only hide fish, they would learn to fish with a whirlwind!

The soul needed a pair, wheels and quas.
The body requires sleep, the stomach requires food, but the head of the shop requires a plan.

Legislative initiative on the recruitment of girls in the army
Frosya: In the army should be called retirees, especially grandmothers. They have so much energy and enthusiasm!! to

mmorpg EVE on line on third party resource
After retributed instead of dual mid neutre, fitim one mid + 1 smal.
YYYY: You said to shake?

There are epic prints:
"...As Interfax with reference to a source in the missile comedy industry..."

When after the toast: "For the defeat of Paulus at Stalingrad - URAAAA!!!And my friend, who was recently “dembellunated,” asked, “What are you doing?” What do you mean at all?" I understand, I can already cry.

XX: So what do you know about breaking the pattern?! to
In front of me are a Chinese and a Korean woman.
XXX: and run out in Hebrew.

And he is like this to me:
You have such beautiful noses! Get married to me!
I looked in the mirror and thought, what really beautiful...

111: I brought the cat in the entrance.
222: So why don’t you take her home?
111: It is a great responsibility.
222: Is it not the girl?? to
111: not so big
The girl can feed herself if you are not at home.
111: That is it.
333: and the pot can clean itself.

HAM

xxx: How would you dress up tomorrow in the style of a clown with a slight mixture of aristocracy?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Where is the aristocracy?
Yyy: When you are going to drink, dissolve the little one.

Veres: I work in a techcom, I close customer problems. Early in the morning, the brain was not yet swollen. And here I get a trap, with comments from the call center, that worked everything for the client, close, say, irrelevant. Signature of Tripolk Svyatoslav. Here is my brain and gave me a crack! What are the Three Polls of Holiness? After a minute comes that just with the name of the lady was lucky.

I want to sleep and I don’t have my dishes washed.
Go to bed, sleep is the best remedy.
The Best Stimulator
D is sleep? I was thinking about sex...
Q: I also thought so until the venereologist told me about the dream.

U: Listen, forgive me I am a fool
D: In the sense?
U: I always say something wrong.
D for example?
U: I love you and you are the most important to me

I recently caught myself on the fact that I started cooking well when I realized that in my creations do not need to add ketchup that they were edible.

30 Nights of paranormal phenomenon with an obsessive girl with a dragon tattoo:
The film is over and the brain is no longer available.