My wife and I are sitting in the same room, and her neighbor is washing in the other. The further dialogue:
Is it true that pigs are pure?
It is true, Karen. The Moses.

She: translate to me this: "yes, godess"
Yes, the goddess
How is it translated? how is it translated?

We have a heater at work that works in the following modes: cold, hot, very hot, hot and burned plastic mode

Meanwhile, my wedding is scheduled for autumn. Don't forget that you promised to scream at her "Who else fucked the bride here?and "
Yyy: Your spouse will not approve.
XXX is nothing. I will try to pick up a contingent of guests so that not so many people respond :D

Inna: I read an interesting book on psychology... There by age, kind of occupation (with a detailed description of the kind of occupation!) The content of the refrigerator.You can say a lot about a man! Nobody wants to try?
Inna: Only then be sure to tell if the resume is consistent with you or not.
CraftMaster: Well okay. They went. I am 31 years old, I am a programmer (mainly SUBD, such as FoxPro, Access, SQL, but sometimes Delphi, C++, MMB, php, pearl, REXX (one of the programming environments under Java), well, and all the similar hemorrhoids).
CraftMaster: In the refrigerator, for five seconds I look
CraftMaster: A bottle of vodka, 8 bottles of beer, a pack of peelings, 5 chicken eggs and an apple bite (later thrown out).
Inna: for a moment...
Inna: Eye fucking, there is nothing near here that would fit under this description.
Inna: You do not have a clear belonging to science-known psychotypes

XXX: What is the weather?
yyy: frozen eggs

I look at the Institute’s announcement board on upcoming dissertations.
The applicant: the name of Kationov, I automatically translate the look to the name of the opponent and.... shit... exactly... ANIONOV

I started a company with a friend. Employment of girls managers. We hold a meeting: is it so heroic sales go? The girls begin to justify themselves: the internet is stupid, the phone is badly ringing... A friend replied in a good way with a joke: “In the public house, customers stopped walking.Already new beds were put, and wallpapers were glued, the interior was changed...We went to the sage. He thought and said:
You don’t have to change your bed, you need to change your bed.

If you already pronounce 'Java' as 'Java' then please say not 'Jazz', but 'Jazz'.

A few weeks ago, I met a very beautiful and cute girl. Today I went to the cinema, and I finally overcame the natural modesty, used to tick... Blind, guys, only today, when I went home after the movie (yes, so far :) ) understood what it means to really return in an elevated mood. :D
and SK

>> Or Volan-de-Mort, crystals, the sword of Gryffindor - Russian fairy tales should be read!

The Sword! The sword of Icarus!! to

A brief classification of the “evil” passengers of the 6 substantial transport.

"Vonjuka" (o6equinous) - a strongly smelly passenger, o6equinously: women - because of over 6 hours with perfume, men - as a result of over-hygiene.
There are subjects:
“After yesterday”
The Bomb;
"Cinderella" (sub-species - "Cinderella smoking" - when smoking at a stop and seeing when the transport, the smoker tries to have time to suck the remains of the cigarette, and the smoke is already slowly evaporating, being in the cabin.)

"Guardian" - a passenger who stands up in the doorway and does not want to pass inside not to let others at the stop.

"Spider-Man" - clings to the armor with two wide-spaced hands - the top of the skill to cling to the armor on different sides of the cabin.

"Mohnatka" - more often women, the owners of luxurious hairstyles, mocked hats, caps and pumpkins - inevitably climbing you in the face, nose, eyes.

“Gor6un” is not removing the backpack.

"Disturbing" - men wishing to isolate the presence of the 6th greatest dignity, although rather, the 6th wearing fisting strings, the 6th suffering from ovulation from spermotoxicose - sit so widely stretching their legs that there is no room on a double seat, and the knees are torn to the floor of the passage.

Be courteous to each other.

Answer from Google:
XXX: What are the advantages of FreeBSD on the desktop?
The best answer:
YYY: Significantly increases self-esteem!

The Kulikova came yesterday.
WOW: I can’t tolerate them. They will stick forever without warning, they will eat everywhere, they will climb everywhere.
HHH: Here is waiting. They burned what their parents took away and pulled away. We sit here, let’s swallow, well, as usual. And we and Lenka came out of the bed with the electricity, the child was taken short. And from the bathroom the toy did not have time to take, a pink ring, with flies, shorter on the same it is wearing. Kulikova-she went to the toilet - and cares. That said you like this.Lena and I had a little bit of fun.And Serge Kulikov you know - he is in everything, a special joke. stupid you say. This is a child’s toothproof PRO-RE-ZY-VATEL!And in his mouth it is blowing, demonstrating...
My attitude to them has become even more ambiguous)))))

What are you doing?
I am a banker.
What is your bank?
I have a personal sperm bank.

Today saw in Vladivostok apples at the price of 719 rubles / kg. It appears that they are grown in Antarctica by trained penguins in greenhouses heated by thermonuclear stations, and protected by their morge, which are fed with osethrine and black ivory.

What kind of breasts do you like?
The medium is medium. Third size there.
Olga: so to me)))
See also: Fu! You like the breasts!
Olga is OK! And if I say I like members, it won’t be fu?))
Jonah: It will be. You are a girl, you should like cats.

In a brief review: A man bought all the vodka in the village and was beaten for this.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D

My phone does not work. You cannot call me.
It says the battery is discharged. Until I know what it is, I will find out.
by Mama.

lj-user mister_chappy: the Tu-95 is a straight carpet from the world of aviation, on its background all NATO fighters were photographed.