Alexandr Mihailyv:

There was situation. The father of a sports master in karate shot in the air from a carabine (his house on the outskirts of the city). He came in and ran into the house. Devacha, who was a master of the sport, did not expect such an event in masks and masterfully laid the whole outfit on the ground. Right at the entrance door. After such a friendly meeting, the boys quickly got into the bowl and peacefully relaxed... The family, as it is strange, and after a while did not bother. Forgot or killed... It was 3-4 years ago. The Ural.

Kayar Reyron: Tiredness...and still a boss woman is terrible. One and a half hours late, I go to the direct boss with the guilty. I meet along the way with the harsh gaze of Secretary Misha and the sympathetic breaths of colleagues. I think – "all, hanna, will be fired". I look at the boss...a wheel is rolling into the door next to my head! I’m in the space...the boss looks at me carefully, then at the clock...blows that I’ve crossed all boundaries and climbs into the box. I think the dismissal form will get. So this sadistic gets the package of wires!
He opens it up and throws on me with a demonic scream! Guys, I was running for the last time at school...I calmed down well, I didn’t even get fired. The secretary of Misha even bought me beer - this bite and that sympathized... And I am afraid to be late now - our chef in the past was fascinated by biathlon...

I sleep in the morning, I hear the neighbors roar. I think "In the shit! In this morning it is!" I wake up around silence. I fall asleep again. I wake up in silence! And then I realized that this neighbor in my dream is doing repairs.)-:

Masterstop: Everyone has a neighbor with a drill.
Masterstop: And if you don’t have...
Then throw out your drill, shit!

What should I do if I don’t find an epilator?
We will take you to the zoo.

195/100 and more? there are a lot of us in Krasnodar!And we don’t need anyone here...Haches and whores love...

- They borrowed censorship, they say "fuck", and they translate "fuck".
- Ah, I'm not surprised that "Luke, I'm your father!" was in the original "Luke, I'm your mother @bal"

We sleep tired toys, books sleep.
The blankets and pillows of the guys.
Tagged with: chut
I am bluffing :D

As a friend of mine said looking at the iPhone:
What shit is this? A cell phone without buttons is like a grandmother without a breast.

Features of Adobe Master Collection:

Attention to!! In the archive of the Trojan, which starts formatting the system disk!!! to
Don't drive the men there the virus boundaries of sections on disks scattered the writing from the iPad
I broke everything according to the instructions, but the iPad did not appear, I write from Photoshop
Attention to!! In the archive of trolls, which starts formatting your brain!!by 11111
Don’t read the stones! I am scared, I am writing from a gay parade.
Computers, laptops, iPads and phones died, I write from the homephone.

> I can’t stand it anymore:
and gt;
How did you get it, don’t learn stupid. Some fool (apparently a newly-coloured acne >marketer) grabbed onto the 4D attraction and fell away. "D" in 2D and 3D means Dimension, >DIMENSION BLEAD, DIMENSION!!! From what fear the smells, the wind and the iron became > dimensions? There are only three dimensions in our world, and, in theory, time is considered a dimension. There can be no more physically and logically. I would like to give you a textbook on physics and geometry for 4th grade.
More physically and logically it cannot be.

Ahaha, teseract, and other n-dimensional cubes look at you, ignorant, with compassion.

I thought I understood the principle of unilateral roads.
XXX: I sit in the gips, I wonder

From Twitter -
My boy has an iPhone. On the iPhone box on which the fence is drawn (!On the fence is written in white: "huy". This is a Russian creation.

The document, already renowned as the "cat top law", provides for punishment for noise at night, which includes screaming, whistling, knocking, moving furniture, singing, playing musical instruments, as well as cat top, dog whistling, stones and loud snoring.

From the discussion of the planned upgrade of the line of smartphones Samsung to 4.1.2;

Simbaaaa, the horse can only wait for two more months

BassFoot, I’ve been on 4.1 off for a week. by Odin Rules!

Pro100shinoda, I sit on Spanish and recommend it to everyone!

Andrew927, I sit on the heroine, everything colorful, the interface flies, in the Nokia 101
There are new functions and they are different all the time. satisfied

I am a primary class teacher. One boy (9 years old) decided the task wrong, and the answer came together. I put him four, he disagreed with the situation and this conversation occurred.
You did not solve the four tasks correctly.
YYY: I always decide not like everyone else.
XXX: There are rules of decision. We understood the task in class.
YYY: You haven’t seen my outdoors yet...

To all who are outrageous about the "ignorance" with 4 and more D films.
You’re so smart with your multidimensional spaces and string theory, but what does this have to do with the really dumb move of advertisers? Or from the fact that you in the movie during the rain in the movie water sprayed suddenly the real fifth dimension will open up? It would be nice to make a movie really in 4D and then show its projection into our three-dimensional space...
The space around us, which we perceive by our senses, is really three-dimensional, well, it can be four-dimensional if we take more time, although we can only move in one direction and not voluntarily. So, gentlemen, let the first one throw a stone into me who licked a four-dimensional metal pillar on the frost.

The Habr. Discussion of the life prospects of enthusiastic gamers and simply turned to something. The people:

xxx: Just athletes have problems with a similar plan. When the sport is over for them, they have no way anywhere. Some become coaches. Some teachers of physical culture or dance. Some, the most famous, have a chance to go to the show business.

YYY: Some in the Duma

ZZZ: Show business has already been said

Recently understood the site and stumbled on a page with text
"If you see this page, it means Pope Francis"

111: Just read a fairy seal in work correspondence
111: Do not worry