We have a company in the city. Well there, fix something, move the closet or even twist the bulb if the ceiling is high.
There are a few challenges from the family, everyone is nervous. The red husband is hiding from shame, the wife is splashing with reproach. There are challenges from men, but the masters themselves refuse to go - they are afraid. Most of the challenges, of course, come from single women, but they hide a danger - the firm has already lost two valuable, the most handsome professionals. The third was after the jealous wife. Therefore, my acquaintance, the operator of this company, learned to cut boring ladies at the root, in three notes. But business is business – in order not to make a mistake and not to remain at all without customers, first insidiously asks clarification questions. One day a call, a very feminine voice, complaining – “I called the master, and you sent a fat man! Please send me a puppy! » The woman who knows the word does not go into her pocket: “Blonde or brunette? What color of eyes? And what does evil mean - fiery, muscular and tall? “No, just a small boy! »
My friend asked me, “How much do you weigh? 40 kg and what? “A girl has flirted. The case was clear, another hunter. The acquaintance was going to hang a tube with the elaborate wording: "Our company does not engage in intimate services! But the girl continued, “You understand, we have a narrow hole before the socket, your fat couldn’t get...”

“Tonight, Lucia, you and I will do what we can’t do!”
Divide by zero, right?

The xxx:
Money must be done
Lack of money
We drink more than we earn.

YYYY :
twice as much.
Where do we get them to blush?! to

My grandmother is in hospital on prfylaxis. Yesterday they came to her, they ran with the neighbors. He says, at night there was a joke: from the corridor a wild wedding scream, nurses resort, doctor on duty "What Happened?And the aunt from the corridor replies to them: “Taratkana saw, she was scared.” The Voice of the Doctor: "What are you afraid of? What will it bring you?"

Frost and sunshine, a wonderful day! Fuck me going somewhere!

xxx: It would be cool if the phobos landed normally, took a soil sample and flew to Mars!

Finished the repair in the bathroom and suddenly burned up to buy a jacuzzi for meditation-relaxation and sexual pleasures with a loved one. I spent a long time searching the net, choosing from 30 thousand dollars to the cost of almost my entire apartment along with all the repairs.

Plunged at some point, went to the site two pelicans (this is important). They have a fun logo in the form of two blue peelings (this is also important). Called, long chosen with the boy-manager, chosen, went to make a prepayment.

And when we talked on the phone, I was caught in a fun spirit with their logo, and the connection with the soft voice of the manager overcame the thought that I was going to the nest of the blue.

I come, go to the store and see two brutal unbarred uncles, when seen, the blue color is most likely to remind me of the Day of the Lander than anything else.

We met joyfully, a couple of questions on the essence.
All the papers signed, bla bla bla, I’m about to leave and I’m like a fool, I ask.
Why are you called the Two Pelicans?
Well, because we two, with whom the company started
Why is your logo so blue?

One uncle stumbled. And the second one suddenly darkened and gave,
- girl, because the pelicans are water-floating, and the water...%#$@#$&#$@... BLUE

In the library:
Give me, please, a book of such an author, such a year of publication.
Why to you? If we read it, we will not give it. She lies far away.

Tagged: prostitutes
This is not Google.
You broke the windows.

Gippocrates
Today I took the first step towards my personal life. Deleted the page in contact. 3 characters in aion, and removed from the title
Kitos
You removed your personal life.

12:01 xxx: Dear Dmitry Sergeevich, I would like to ask you if you can express your thought beautifully and clearly?
12:04 YYY: What is it?

[23:13:24] militari.ua: I am sitting writing resume..I am fucking like it turned out :))))

Let me buy this fucking women’s underwear, let me see the video on YouTube!! to

xxx:Now on the map I see the route is 42km. Time of travel 50 minutes
XHHH: Toughened loop taking into account the blocks
XHHH: publishes 23 days 18 hours 44 minutes)))
This is Moscow, baby.

XXX: He was walking in the street and there was a persistent feeling that the rod would fall away like the tail of a donkey.

I was late at work recently because of college. I come to the director to specify the date, time and equipment for events this week. The boss thus reminds me of my cushion. I stand silent, listening with an unrestful sight. Then there are screams, scattered papers, accusations of underestimated sense of responsibility to others. And at the end, the final phrase in a calm tone: “All, Andrew, I was shouting. Come later and we’ll talk about what you want".
“Pokerface” I’m quietly away.

There was a joke in the city. The inspector of GIBDD violated the PDD and crashed into a car in which two ministers were driving.