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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №76779
 01.02.2013
Alina: I have a question to you.
Dmytro: Go now
Alina: philosophical
Alina: So you would rather be in a relationship with a girl that you just like and you are well with her, or with a girl who makes you crazy and relationships with her like on American mountains?
Dmytro: Lech, this is an empirical question. it is decided "on the spot", that is, according to the situation, it is difficult to plan
What if "or-or"
Dmytro: If so, I’d rather be with the one with the bigger ass.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №76778
 01.02.2013
It’s not that and it’s not that when your lover is a fool.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76777
 01.02.2013
The xxx:
1) Are there people who want to go to Ariya or Kipelova?
Are there Satanists from Tyumen?
p.s These things have nothing to do with each other, I just want to meet.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76776
 01.02.2013
I have a shop next to work. There is an amazing sign on it! It's a pity that I walk by him in the evening when it's already dark and I can't take a photo of her on my phone. The phrase on the label is simply delightful:
"All with discount for pregnant women from the manufacturer"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №76775
 01.02.2013
By 2030, officials will receive a million.

Where do we get such naive people? Do you seriously think that by 2030 the salary of an official will be so reduced?? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №76774
 01.02.2013
@corvalol: #colleagues_ say: (in the middle of the telephone conversation, with hotness) – No, we are not piddars, we just need to postpone the deadlines a little!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76773
 01.02.2013
A commentary on a pornographic film:
Neodymium muscles on the penis of Darnell

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №76772
 01.02.2013
The winter has one big minus, minus thirty.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76771
 01.02.2013
In other communities, like in the forest, the oaks are the loudest of all.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №76770
 01.02.2013
Who is sick here?! to
A psychologist told me. She was brought to the class of a boy, whom good doctors diagnosed with "schizophrenia". The child sits and brushes for 40 minutes on the battery "whyik-whyik". Well, the psychologist thinks, it is clear. At the end, the psychologist asks, “What are you playing? Can we play together?” - and the baby told her in Russian "I play Shnitka, let's go together if you know the notes!“”

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76769
 01.02.2013
Raspberry is the best laxative. Especially when there is a bear.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76768
 01.02.2013
My sister drinks tea. I turned to the TV, put the tea on the table, and there was a bat, and the poppy bathed! The sister quarreled, quarreled and forgot about tea on the table. Mother is coming. He sits with a thoughtful look. I decided to tell her a funny story about a parrot and tea. She was so silent a little, looked in front of herself, breathed and got another peanut from her mouth. "I wondered where the pear came from in the tea"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76767
 01.02.2013
The Thursday. The working day. In the evening, 8 hours. There were only me and my colleague, both losers. Within an hour, the boss said three times that he was leaving. I address my colleague:
I think, or has our boss already said three times that he is leaving?
The colleague:
and mmm. Listen, can’t it be that we sit here so long that it’s already Saturday?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76766
 01.02.2013
Oil found on Mars! That’s why NASA launched a Mars spacecraft there!
Don_sera: If oil had been found there, there would have been not a rover, but marines.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76765
 01.02.2013
Samsung Galaxy Note 2 is purchased by people with little dignity!
yyy:...okay, iPhones buy pedics...)
Okay, you are disgusting (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76764
 01.02.2013
xxx: The volume of data stored on the Internet approximately reached 500 exabytes (500 billion GB)
450 of them are porn.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76763
 01.02.2013
XHH: Cleansed the onion looking at Hachiko - and at least a tear.
In addition, the Titanic sank outside the window, Gandalf fell into the abyss in the basement, and Leon quietly died in the kitchen.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76762
 01.02.2013
Straga: Have you seen the advertisement about the cow that makes the bubbles not the sidewalk?
YYY: Are you talking about Sobian?
Straight is yes. You understand me ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76761
 01.02.2013
By 2030, the average salary in Russia will exceed 130 thousand rubles per month
That is, according to the law on the average weight of the ants of 500 kg (if you take an elephant and a few ants, then the average weight of the ants about 500 kg will be), the officials will get a million, and the average doyarka of Baba Mania will still reduce ends to ends by three thousand rubles a month?

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76760
 01.02.2013
> "I will call his son the Accessor. The granddaughter of Vasualiem

I think to call your granddaughter Vasualia, you will have to kill your son first.

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