Artemonovich: Denis again surprised, got a new job, negotiated with the general. Vitaly Borisovich, could not call me at 6 a.m., or I like to sleep, I am afraid to sleep my first working day.

All the best for children, and the worst they will find without you.

The day of the Soviet Army and Navy was celebrated. Today is the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland, but it is not important.

Seven years ago, I heard on Russian radio an interview with some Lesh-Tarsan, once the owner of a famous nightclub in Miami and apparently one of the bosses of the Russian mafia in Florida. He gave the interview by phone, if I’m not mistaken, from a Canadian prison, but it doesn’t matter. He was charged with trying to sell a Soviet submarine of the class "Piranha" to the Colombian drug mafia to deliver cocaine and heroin to the United States. Lecha worked on this operation together with the Cuban Juan Almeida. "Piranha" took a look at the Colombians because of their small size and excellent dive bridge system. The boat is really impressive. At http://world.lib.ru/b/b_a/pictureweekly.shtml you can look at it.

"When Almeida came out to me with an offer, I clearly understood that nothing would work out," Lecha-Tarzan said, "Well, how do you imagine pulling a combat submarine out of the port? Nevertheless, after learning about the budget of $150 million, I decided that 5-10 million I, a Jewish guy, would somehow give in any arrangement and agreed. He flew to Russia. There I was brought with a very great Admiral. We met him at the Kronstadt Navy base to see the goods, as they say, live. I will never forget his first question for the rest of my life.
How will you buy? With arms or without?

by Abrp722

Why are you so upset? What happened?
I gave my husband a set of fish blossoms for February 23.
Well, it is right. He has been fishing every weekend for 10 years. What is wrong?
He swirled in his hands, swirled and asked, “What is this?”

Do I have the feeling that today is Monday?

When the paper with the words "Buy Your Brains" carelessly sent me money, I wasn't upset, but bought 2 operations.

Krok12: Pizdec, and I lived in Uzbekistan and we had only one fun from morning to night, stoning each other with stones.* is

Chelyabinsk is nearby.

Are you talking about shaving? I have an ideal woman, pre-order mass effect 3 on the day of the Defender of the Fatherland with the words: in the country of peace, although in the game of the land to protect..... :-P

and the most funny thing when they smooth the Push-Apa parallel, thinking that women feel something))))... guys, shoot the Push-Apa right away, don't think he smooth, he doesn't care..he is a parallel)))

Everything became so original, suddenly the foam for shaving ended... but the annual supply of tea appeared.

We are watching today with a girl my favorite since childhood movie - Terminator, she is watching it for the first time (O.o).The girl is far from electronics, the moment, where his hand falls into the hatchback and electric discharges follow.
Q: What is it electric?
I: No, Blin, he has a white inside the wheel running!
The end of the movie, I watch, I cry, I am happy, I liked the movie.
And then the girl gives out:'he's not sick—he's iron, and the white has something to do with it?' It is so... omg.

Does your mother cook badly?? to
This can be expressed in one phrase.) XD is

Support in social networks:

and XXX:
Why, when I walk outdoors in the winter without a hat, do my ears freeze? There is no such problem in the summer. What am I doing wrong?

The Support Agent:
Hi to!

You go without a hat. You do the rest right. In winter, outdoors are colder than in summer. Just put on a hat and the problem will go away.

Always pleased with your questions.
The support team.

and XXX:
I still don’t understand this relationship between winter and ears, please explain.

The Support Agent:
It is cold in winter. When it is cold, the open areas of the body freeze. Ears without a hat are an open area of the body. I think you understand the logical chain.

and XXX:
Now everything has come to its place! Thank you very much, you helped me solve a serious problem in my life! Can I count on your help in other difficult life situations?

The Support Agent:
Of course you can. We are always happy to help!

Conversation with the Blue in ICQ

Zzzz - have you tried the telecoms?
Zzzz - you might like it.
XXX - I am not a lesbian
ZZZ - O_O

In her refrigerator flourish mummified cucumbers, two mysterious civilizations in peals, a tomato whirlwind and a month-old potato at the height of the incubation (then she will surely become a butterfly mahogany). Before getting something, I test the housewife of the apartment, how long it lies there and who cooked it, then coldly throw it away. Afterwards, we open the window in coordinated movements, spray the air refresher, my tank, and repeat everything again until each civilization has its own little Nibiru. Dasha is noticeably nervous at such moments - it is difficult to say goodbye to someone who is about to call you mother and stretch their polyps to you.

laugh_with me

XXX is
The girls are so unpredictable..they previously gave the foam on February 23...and now they are not :(

I called you at lunch! Fuck, you really did.
X: In which narnia did you put your phone?
YYY: I was sleeping
X: Did you go to bed at three o’clock?! to
I sleep badly at night.
Yyy: Because I drink coffee
Be a tough man.
Drink coffee before sleep.

Three sysadmines are transcribed:
X: Tell me who did what today?
Yyy: Well, I held phone lines to new employees, reprogrammed the ATS, then set up the jabber server, connected all the employees to it. I posted something on the site.
zzz: and I mounted the cysts between the branches, connected an additional line in case the first drops. A computer employee.
xxx: and I painted struts in painting)

– Cold
and?
Embrace me
I’d better burn you.

In the military commando, the major walks through the entire corridor:
Who broke the stand? I ask the last time, who fucking destroyed this information achievement of the armed forces? Is it you?
“Not that you are a Comrade Major, it’s not me. Destroying anything in the military command and even if you’re of age, it’s a bad sign. I am a superstition, a superstition.