User: I have the internet in the bridge mode never connects from the first time, what do I do?and ((
Admin: The essence of the problem is this: the system (in the case of the bridge - the screw, in the case of the router - the demon pppd in the modem) sends a request for connection and awaits a response from that side.
It has been a long time to wait lately.
In the window, the waiting time for the response is apparently less than the default in pppd, so you have to repeat the attempts until the server responds quickly enough.
User: What is it?
Admin: The girl (authorization server) is delayed for a few minutes. Pppd is a good boy, he will wait for a girl, and Windows is a deer, he will not wait, he will go for fun with his hairy hand. So more understandable?
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The employee was washing in the bathroom and listening to the iPod (nano). And then he became curious about what would happen if this Device plunged into the water.
Loaded – it works. Okay, I washed and dropped. After a while I remembered him. It was dried on a hot battery.
Looking at it works. I was angry and threw him into a pot. The shit worked anyway. The screen became white.
Okay, a friend calls, asks what to do if the screen is white.
The answer:
"It happens when you cook it. Everything will be fine in the morning"
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Previously, advertising was not allowed.
Do you know how uncomfortable it is to have big breasts? I have a 4th size!! to
I: Well, they say this is not a problem - you can reduce and the operation is inexpensive :)
She says, “No, you are a fool!”! to
~pOoZziTive~ (12:31):
How can you swallow your nose and brain at the same time?
Opium(12:32):
and hehe. and. to explain?
~pOoZziTive~ (12:32):
Yes Yes
Opium(12:33):
The girls in the restaurants go away and say they are going to pop up their nose. In fact, they’re putting our brains in the powder because they’re fucking fucking!
~pOoZziTive~ (12:33):
And then ? Dress up. and. and.
Proletary (01:20:36 16/02/2009)
I scratched my back in blood by accident.
Katich (01:20:46 16/02/2009)
The carpenter?
One day, my former chemist from school invited me for tea. Well to do - my favorite student went to FMSH)) I come to her home and see the following picture with oil:
The teacher’s son is 5-6 years old. He stands at the table, on which lies an open chemistry textbook for the 8th grade on the subject of Ionic crystalline grids. The boy is trying to mix something in the water. I ask :
Do you disturb?
The salt!
And you know why salt and sugar dissolve well and chocolate doesn’t?
To which little gives out an entirely ingenious phrase:
The Chocolate Molecule! They are non-polar!!So they are not prone to dissociation in polar solvents!!! to
I thought I knew chemistry.)
We sit behind the compass, we look right.
Give me a mouse.
I: I will not
She: Then I will not give!
It’s a bad girl, and you won’t argue :)
Conversation with one man. It works as an admin in a false.
A lot of compounds?
- Nea, a piece of 15, the main thing is not worth any license wheel.
Are they not afraid of checks and checks?
1st :
Yesterday I read a book on how to diversify family sex. There is a recommendation of the type "dediciate one day to the realization of your hidden fantasies". What if I have a hidden fantasy – to blow my boss in the mouth, and when he sits down, cut off his neck and fuck him in the throat?
2nd :
if you have such fantasies, then I recommend for the future to mistake less windows, and for today to go after lunch for calculation and work.
1st :
Sergey Valentinovich, I am purely in the sense of "and suddenly"!
2nd :
And I am not. I wait after lunch. I also realize my fantasies.
Last day with my friend. A classic of the Russian genre.
The Winter. and slide. He is on the new "Mitsubishi Pagero", in front of him - the old six, before that - GAZ-66 with a military driver (!) by Driving. In front of all this sausage is a crossroads.
Gas sharply on the brakes (the military can’t do otherwise!) and Glamour. The “shoha” slightly enters it, and my friend, Ess-nno, gently holds it behind.
A friend comes out in upset feelings, shakes his pockets for money, is going to solve the issue (he is completely guilty!and tk. Since yesterday, it hasn’t gone out yet. A guy comes out of the jiggle, stretches him 5,000 pieces and with a breathing in his voice barely says: "Man, let go!" It sounds like even a friend can hear it. At the crossroads there are three (!) The DPS car. Good-hearted goats hang along the road in confusion. The sounds of the strikes were — but no one blinked by the accident and ran to them.
At this time, wet from horror, the young soldier, not even feeling that behind him was caught, and closing this most luxurious back of our main characters from the gait, tries to get started. And he doesn’t even understand their increased attention to his humble person.
Without changing his face or saying a word, he takes the money and goes back. The kids sit on the cars, build up, and at this time, just a pre-infarct military is still touching.
All the dishes of NESPACE pass through the crossroads of the guys who have gone astray from the excitement in gray bushlats and hide in the city fog.
The curtain.
In Texas crashed hot debris of satellites
From Russia with Love!!!! to
Fragment of correspondence on one of the dating sites:
Sergey > Natasha, what do you think about anal sex?
Natalia > I don’t even know what to say... I have no experience. Although once the ex-husband persuaded, promised to buy the shirt... But it didn’t work, or rather, only half went in, then it hurt me... So I bought a half-shirt.
xxx: I can even make it out ?
YYY: You don’t have to look at it.)
xxx how is it? ?
XXX: I am a girl!
XXX: I have it by nature.
YYY : GM! I have heard that every girl sooner or later will try to sit on the neck of a guy... But I know that for this purely physiologically it is necessary to stretch the legs! )))
xxx: fuck it!))))))))))))))))))))))))
When I am an old aunt,
>> And the wicked man is sure,
>> In the nightmarish lowered socks,
>> It’s also a little bit overwhelming.
>> When I walk I will be with a stick,
>> Chest your crooked nose,
>> With an old coloured washer,
>> On the head instead of the hair,
>> I’m going to be in a hurry.
>> by the irony of fate,
>> My long-awaited prince of fool,
>> My genius of pure beauty,
>> Just look at me in the middle of the eye,
>> And the love dust will disappear,
>> I ask him: "Now!
>> I have to say! Where have you been before?
Bring me my flash tomorrow!
xxx: kissing
YYY: I am you too
xxx and uninjured
YYY: O_O what are you talking about?
We have in the factory in some workshops such a landscape, which lacks only people who, when meeting, slightly sit and spread their hands to the sides and say "KU!" =)
Personally, my childhood dreams collapsed when I found out that Bart Simpson was sounded by a woman.
When will I grow up as a big uncle? Or I was brutally deceived.
URG: How is it?
The driver: in his childhood, he always asked – and why the machine doesn’t whisper and the doors don’t open.
Rider: and to me, say, you grow big, buy a real bikini - there will be everything.
Have you recently purchased a new Mitsubishi?
The Rider: Aha And from the morning the same shit doesn’t whisper, doesn’t start, doors don’t open.
About myself :
Soft, hairy, very friendly, always smiling not a fool. I take everything from life, not a rider. A slightly glamorous intelligent, not a pedicure.
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