xxx: anyone knows - on what dishes, what and in what tone should be properly washed, so that this Mr. Proper washed the dishes?

my salt my salt my sool
salt la sal fa mi re doo
Tonality to major
How many times I tried to blush.

Uncle Vova: After half an hour of talking about the manicure, the fate of her manicure master and the boots she saw, I forced her to listen to the test results of the new Giforsina for the same half an hour. Yes, with all frequencies, textures and shaders. I said I was fucking.

[20.02.2011 23:40:21] Margarita: soon March, girls need to hide from boys XD
[20.02.2011 23:40:52] Admin: Oh Rita - men are not cats, fuck anytime ;)

I finished school on gold medal.

Facebook by Svetlana Molodtsova
The best gift for February 23rd is a gift made with your... lips! ?

Almost the spring! A meter of snow.

n2ck: well say
Kumagoro: And you guess!
n2ck: No, say to me! I cannot guess!
Kumagoro is why?
n2ck: I have a psychological trauma since I was a child: I played the "Ugadyaku"... and broke my leg

This morning was a fucking fuck. :)

I went to school for the Olympics.
Arrived at the stop)
and understood
What should I wear? ?
I went back, changed clothes, decided to get on the bus at the stop at home.
When I got in, I forgot the bag.)
I think "Well, you and Dow, well, have you forgotten something else?"
And I realized, yes, I washed my teeth and did not brush my teeth.

xxx: the most offensive thing to go out was at 11, and at 10:30 I sat in front of the TV with the thought "all the way to do not"

You are a rare idiot ?
So, did you go without a bag?? to

xxx: I went without a bag, I was in the bus already))

What is the Olympics?

XXX is fashionable
There is no knowledge, but the ability to think is tested.
I received an e-book.
in the net posed - 8k rubles is worth)

YYY: for what?
" and the ability to think was tested)"
Do you have the ability to think? XD is

xxx: no, the funniest thing that was given for the win in the nomination "for the best memory"

Yesterday I had an xxx here. She told me that she got a message in the aska days "I am looking for a guy for sex".
Yyy Agah, almost a classic of modern spam.
So here’s the answer "I too" :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and ;)
XXX is not...
XXX I am a fool.

Sam: I was driving today in the car in the morning, saw a machine oil advertisement
Sam: "increases the potency of the car"
Sam: Immediately the thought "you will go with your car even longer"

Valentina Gerasimova added 520 photos to the album "you will have to watch it all!"

I (discovering the uncharted depths of my subconscious mind) Why do I like men who cook well?
He (heats me up) because you love to eat

at the seminar:
Where are the Mitrophans? Where is this boy, rushing out of his narrow trousers in the hope of a continuation of the family? With the Baranov! You have there what? The gorgeous mountain?? to

The murderers of the Magadan governor Tsvetkov received up to 19 years of age. The buyer and the murderer were not punished.

If the murderers are not the murderer and the employer, then it turns out that they punished the passers again?

Hi, what are you doing?
I’m in the zoo playing with my husband.
HH: In the sense?
WOW: Well he is a heartless cattle and a goat, and I am a dumb chicken and a goat.
Q: Who has won?
As long as he is... a bear...

A dog is a friend of man.
Most animals do not consider dogs their friends. Because the dog is the only animal that agrees to work in the police.

I left, did you write something?
He is: No
What kind of hero?

YouTube video about a girl with a very long tongue
She can catch her nose with her tongue =)
It is possible to get it out of the bottom of the bank.

[18:11:25] The chosen manul: all the fucking, have come!! to
[18:11:37] Selected Manul: The future has come, and I have not noticed =(
[18:11:58] Selected Manul: Last day mother pulled home a robot cleaner as in the fifth element O_O
[18:12:14] Ivan: O_O
Ivan: You haven’t had it yet?? to

Real men are decorated with blueprints on the faces of their enemies.