The Russian Deputy!

Your colleagues have obtained Ukrainian citizenship, they have plenty of salt, they eat borscht and can buy hamon and parmesan, which you have been deprived of by the bloody political truck Putin! This card is a pass. Show her and your parliamentary mandate to the Ukrainian border guard. He will take you to friends.

I have a mactepskaya pο peemοнтy κompyatepnοi texniκi. B οcnοvnκm κntsy οntsy κvaptala, κοgda mntam nyzhnοpοvcκvcκvcοvcκvcκvcκvcκvcοvcοvcκvcοvcκvcκvcκvcκvcοvcοvcκvcκvcοvcκ Mnοgie nοmepa yže zapοmnil, pοeτοmy cpazy οτecho:
– CEVVICNıy priceτp! Οτdel οbclynutrition ΟBEΠ!
“Then go thı na Χ...! and thyκs

What do you know about home shock? I am a lot nowadays.
A household shock is when you go home, pretending a plan for cleaning, washing and other feats. You open the door, and you are met: thundering rock and roll, which is sung from the kitchen, the swab, the roofed floor, the bathroom shining from the floor to the ceiling, the splash of water, the topot, the cuddled cats, the wart in the trainers with a patch in the tattooed hands and the phrase: "Dear, don't talk under your feet, I'm in the mood to clean up. Go there, nail paint what".

Eeeeeeeeeeee Well what. I sit beautifully on the side. Oh and Eve.It is :)

A friend told me that her mother had a British cat. Her mother sprinkled her ears about him. Then she came to visit her mother for two weeks, lived for a week and then remembered: "My mother has a cat!" And for a few days I really believed that the cat did not exist, and my mom got the sum. There is a bowl, there are dishes, there is no cat. It turned out that this clever pop almost a week and a half ran to her exclusively behind her back, like in cartoons. · ·

Let us mark the recursive cocktail as X. Let us compile the equation:
X = 0.2 Alcohol + 0.3Water + 0.5H transfer all unknown in one direction
X-0.5H = 0.2alcohol + 0.3water
0.5X = 0.2alcohol + 0.3water×2
X = 0.4 alcohol + 0.6 water
That is, a recursive cocktail is a water TCDD

Look, we are cooking potatoes. We get “fried potatoes”, with one “n”, order. Another case: we roast the potatoes and decided to add mushrooms to it for taste. Then we have a dependent word and we get "fried potatoes with mushrooms", with two "n", but it seems that everything is logical. Or maybe the case when we roasted the potatoes, put it on a plate and decided to add mushrooms. It turns out “fried potatoes with mushrooms”, and here again one “n”. It all depends on when you add the mushrooms.

The root of my problems with Russian is the inability to cook.

I have a familiar couple. He is phlegmatically slow.
It is choleric and hot. Some moments of their communication are very interesting.
The Conversation :
He is slowly:
Yesterday in short.
She (without any difficulty entering the entire phrase):
Whoever is shorter, those houses are sitting.
He (also relentless, all on the same breath):
I sit at home...

(Of the fact that men focus on looking at objects but can’t find them)
I was assaulted by my husband that I was the last to take his screws, and now they are not. I helped him search for screwdrivers around the house for an hour - they didn't find it. The next day I needed something and put it on his toolbar. And yes, they were there, in their place. He simply did not see them.
NN: Well it is logical. The tools were touched by a woman and now they are cursed until someone points them to a man.

She practices advanced meditation, friend. Meditation and not medicine.
This is true: she hit New Age, and the fool who can’t read is still you.

Why don’t I play online? Because I want to play! In the game! And the youth now has it all seriously - night raids, responsibility for paths, and all that. And I, you know, to play games used to, not to get into this hybrid of war and corporate crashes!

News: In the controversy, which is better - AMD or nVidia - one programmer hit the other with a tail.
Best stone: Radeon Raskolnikov

And we have dirty cameras installed everywhere, security guards in their free time watch the recordings of who is doing what. Do not sit behind the compound in contact. And the admin, infected, made his jokes black and grey, the guard and does not tell what he is watching there. And that rye periodically, this type is normal. I’ll tell you that I’m not a drug addict.

xxx: in the 95s I was barely expelled from work (municipal) when they learned that I bought a motorcycle plane. The headquarters thought that I was a ‘underground millionaire’ which it was time to shut down. It only saved that the motodelta never flew, because it was manufactured at our defense enterprise, and therefore slightly resembled the BTR (by reserve of strength), and the engine was Dnieper-Avia, also manufactured on the defensive, but only Kiev and, as is appropriate, the death on the first takeoff (burned the piston)...

The boss is cultural. By the middle of the planner, he took his head and said, “How is it for me, D'Artagnan, hard with you...".

When I was a child, I heard about the Internet and introduced a whole world of knowledge where all people share it to advance humanity.

What a fool I was...

At the office of a large company, with facilities throughout the city and region, spammers are constantly calling. The acquaintance? They offer frozen meat for our facilities. The supply of household chemicals, the import of confectionery, clothes, bedding. 5 to 6 calls a day. No one talks to them, because all suppliers have been found for a long time, prices are reduced as much as possible, and it is full of changing a proven supplier for some kind of shell, which today is cheaper. Just answered - send your offer to the mail, we will never consider it. Will it ever fit you?



Until Arcadia got to work with us. The wicked wicked. His Jewish soul could not tolerate such waste. He started reading this spam and responding to the providers. Type, we would, of course, work with you, but I'm not sure how - send a sample.



Within a week comes a courier with bags of sausages and sausages. The samples came. Then came the candy. Then they brought water. and free tickets. Some wise powder and shampoo... The process turned. Employees stopped carrying bags from home and started carrying bags home. And Arkady enthusiastically corresponded with companies, explaining that your sausages were dumped, but the sausage was not tried. The process would go on to this day, well enough suppliers in Moscow, but... the girls were striking, they, you see, violated all their diets because of the fact that in the refrigerator a bunch of food is hollow, and spring is ahead. Supply of supplies stopped.



Although... maybe they’re already taking Arcadia straight home, he’s a fat walking out 😉

About this:

"I shut my eyes down. No to! A different shape of the ass)) means exactly another virgin."

A different form of ass.

Thank you, now I know how to culturally designate the constantly changing peripeties of my extremely restless life.

Thousands of Mexicans stood up a “living wall” on the U.S. border, protesting against Trump’s plans.

Here is the savings. Put them in fast-drying cement.

We lie somehow with our brother, we fall asleep (beds opposite each other) with our brother, the cat lies, the cat cries his brother straight in the face:
- Fu, Kosha, I probably haven't brushed my teeth at all in my life.
- And Kosha probably thinks: "Fu, Andrusha, his ass has probably never slipped out in his life".

# names

"Where is your brother? What does he do?
He owns the fishing vessel “Macedonia” and hunts cats. We will probably meet him off the coast of Japan. It is called the death of Larson.
The death of Larson? It accidentally broke out of me. Is he similar to you?
Not very much. He is a stupid cattle. In him, as in me, a lot... a lot.
The beast? I suggested it.
That is exactly, thank you. He is no less wild than I am, but he barely knows how to read and write.
Never philosophized about life. I added.
“Oh no,” replied Wolf Larsen with bitterness. And that is his happiness. He is too busy with life to think about it. I made a mistake when I first opened the book.
Jack of London. The sea wolf"