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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №94374
 23.02.2014
Start the morning with a mine.
Take the kids to the park for half a day to sleep.
Buy snacks, roast meat, cut smoked foods.
Having sex in the kitchen.
Lunch on the couch in front of the TV.
Plan for the evening to watch a porn film together in erotic underwear, with toys.

So I think to buy a shave foam, or is it normal?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №94373
 23.02.2014
Yulia Tymoshenko was played by Sergey Bezrukov.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94372
 23.02.2014
We are Russia!!We won the Olympics!! to
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. And as is usually the case in Russia, half of the work was done by two gastarbayters.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94371
 23.02.2014
" The page you
It does not exist"
But I am reading her!

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94370
 23.02.2014
I remembered for some reason how I congratulated the men in the law department since February 23 last year and it was uncomfortable for everyone that among them all I was an officer. Yes, only I am a military servant.
Where is my shaving gel and a pack of new socks

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94369
 23.02.2014
always, when I see agitation posters in the clinics "the lungs of a healthy person - the lungs of a smoker" for some reason I imagine that the Ministry of Health struck and opened a completely healthy person only to photograph his lungs(((

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №94368
 23.02.2014
My little dog hungry eaten a whole bowl of bread and now it is the opposite - meat on the outside, bread on the inside.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №94367
 23.02.2014
XXX: Then I ask in a different way, can you repair this effort yourself? Or you like Viku from Dan, you need to bring the same only worker (on spare parts).

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94366
 23.02.2014
XXX: What are you doing?
I fight with the cat for the last piece of sausage.
xxx has won?
YYY: No
YYYY: Yes
Tagged: fucking
Yyy: I left with an empty piece of bread =(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94365
 23.02.2014
Dmitry Guberniev
A good man begins after forty. Truth is, it quickly ends.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94364
 23.02.2014
Do they have an economic plan?
There is. "They are the culprits of all, so let them pay and repent"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94363
 23.02.2014
The whole world trembled in anticipation of the miraculous healing of Yulia Tymoshenko.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94362
 23.02.2014
And I was never given a foam or a deodorant at 23), because... because nobody gives me anything at all.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94361
 23.02.2014
Fuck, and the cockroaches are unhappy in military affairs.
The cockroach ran, dropped the capsule and fled. And while you pursue it (a distractive manoeuvre, a whiplash), a smaller, but more numerous infantry lands from the capsule and spreads to capture strategic objects.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94360
 23.02.2014
On the occasion of dating on the street, in transport, in shops, etc., as well as accepting gifts (flowers for example), from childhood we are instructed by the rules:

Do not talk to strangers.
Do not accept anything from strangers, especially with an offer to show something interesting.
Do not go anywhere with strangers.
Especially if you’re a girl (unless it’s HD, of course).

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94359
 23.02.2014
Governors in biathlon:
...and the Chinese athlete here, XUNKHUA...
I will no longer use that name.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94358
 23.02.2014
Victor An: "I ate a dog on a short track".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94357
 23.02.2014
And this pale with a crust will also come for Yushchenko and Yanukovych...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94356
 23.02.2014
XXX: Boy and Ovechkin
XXX Malkin and the Sheep
XXX is fucking! Malkin and Ovechkin.
YYY: The new one. Boy and Sheep :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94355
 23.02.2014
By the way, about the intelligence of machines: we have a robot vacuum cleaner at home. So, the husband at night argued that the vacuum cleaner is constantly guarding him under the door. I said he wanted love and affection, but I forgot about the conversation. The vacuum cleaner left in the room to clean. We go back - this infection pushed the chair, dropped my things from it, chewed my socks and slipped under the bed, where she safely went to sleep. Now talk about unhealthy things.

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