In the case of your girlfriend is not in the bag, oh not in the bag... how do you meet and live with such people?
I don't like the series "Doctor House" at all (separately - as an artwork and separately - for what especially gifted patients learned from it). But recently I felt like his character.
In general, a man of forty years and a little comes to the reception. He tells us that a year ago he suffered a stroke, was treated in the clinic N in another city, then moved, now it will be with us. No, the medical documents have not yet been given, but he will tell everything himself. There are neurological disorders in a person, but they are no longer similar to stroke, but to the consequences of years of abuse of some drugs (from those that are in a regular pharmacy box). Under the sauce, let's wait for documents from that clinic to be sent to the examination so far, nothing was prescribed... In general, in that clinic, as it turned out, there is no neurology department at all. Probably, they are all really lying.
The former chief of the department told this situation, further with his words: "In the middle of the working day suddenly turned off the light, I sit drinking tea and here comes one of the accountants with the words: - Cracked programmers, little that because of you forever 1C does not work, so you now even turn off the light in the middle of the working day. I’m glad I was there at that moment."
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He was a student and went to college only for food. I am being taught there now. Motivation has not changed.
XX: I have come to this conclusion.
The lonely sysadmin is no different from the lonely woman.
XXX: One with a lot of cats
Knowledge is power!
The cyanide potassium is just from blue acid and makes...
Blue acid is a very volatile volatile compound, and dark nuts for it is not necessary, it is easier to get synthetically, and the cyanide sodium at 1 course in the inorganic laboratory is obtained, so there are no problems. And carbolic acid is nothing more than a phenol, and by chemical structure is not an acid at all. Transparent is not synonymous with colorless!!! In the characteristics of the reagent always write a transparent, red color, or transparent, slightly yellowish...The device for measuring something is a photocolorimeter, (FEC) on it measure the concentration of the substance of the colored solution, so that slightly yellowish or yellow is a big difference, while the solution remains transparent, otherwise the light will not pass through it. Exceptionally convenient for urine tests.
The man’s logic.
I don’t know everyone in the office yet. I came to eat in the kitchen, warm up the food, all in working thoughts. A woman stands at the table, cutting vegetables. -"Hello you are happy! Thanks to you too!"
I went to wash my hands, I come back, the girl stands cutting vegetables... It seems the same as before, but not the one... do not say hello? and panic)
I lower my eyes. No to! A different shape of the ass) means a different girl.
Hello, I say good appetite!
I work in a bookstore:
- Do you have sets for browsing, panels, strings for browsing?
This is a bookstore.
Well, I thought – since you have books on sewing, then maybe there are sets...
I have medicines and cooking books. But to open the pharmacy combined with the dining room I am not in a hurry.
Is there a colour scotch?
No is
And the green?
XX: In a dream three days wrote "Mario" on 1C.
XX: It was Mario with a new weapon – a basketball ball. And I was terrified about how to make the physics of this ball.
XX: And then there was a presentation with a bunch of people. And I was ashamed because I didn’t drink those pieces of code where Mario mocked the matte and made the nasty jokes.
A strong, independent woman, who has her business, money and status, has no right to get a child from whom she wanted, having given up alimony in advance (well, or almost given up, that is, they will lie on her father only in case of her disability, the transition of the poverty line, loss of workability and other unexpected). But unfortunately! She has no such right. The man will be deducted anyway. And since this immediately scares 90% of potential fathers, forcing her to either choose artificial insemination with an unknown goat in the clinic, or forced to connect with someone with a permanent family, all of her self-sufficiency and independence legally turns into a scam.
You can put a sketch in the "father" column. You can adopt a child. Not all strong and independent people want to have children at all. And the phrase "forced to connect with someone permanent family" is generally surprising: the husband takes much less time than the child, and helps him grow up. There are, of course, babysitters (we are provided under the condition of the task), but if you do not communicate with him, do you not pass on his knowledge and do not educate him? Because it should be so? You are not independent.
I remembered the story of a pigeon on a bicycle in the summer.
xxx: The story happened in the summer when I was riding a bike trail. On the way I followed, a not frightened flock of pigeons formed, for which the rapidly approaching object did not pose a threat. In a meter before contact, the herd decides to leave its current habitat. The lack of analytical thinking did not allow to calculate the trajectory of the flight, or over them the desire to commit suicide prevailed. Thus, one of the members of this herd inevitably collided with my leg and accelerated, according to Newton's second law. As a result, this angry bird headed toward a fortification structure called a bench. Well, it is believed that on a beautiful summer evening on the bench there were several modmuazels, the density of which on this bench was such that it did not allow the feathered projectile to fly past. In spite of Newton’s pedal laws, I started to rotate faster.
The importation
B dining room of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation in Moscow, opposite the classic chicken cottlets in panirova, known as cottlets in Kiev, hanged the inscription "cottlets in Crimea".
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V.m: Here's how I'm sometimes arranged for the TZ: Well, in general, I had an initial request - a light one-handed elephant, but which is still one-handed, not a sword without a guard - there are light swords, about so - only a sword. That it resembles a lightweight sword rather than a sword.
But the sword!
V.M: And as a sword
I always thought that a joke is when both sides laugh, not one. This is not a joke, but a ridicule or humiliation. This also applies to joke.
The Dignity:
A good sight. I play battlefield 1 in 4k and on ultra settings, everything is stable, below 60 has not fallen
The shortcomings:
not
The general impressions:
I feel a little sorry.
The post of Russia trolls either itself or people. Established Post-Bank, but not accepting card payments. at all. Even a post bank card.
We went to the theatre with Tania.
Courtesy of Dramatic.
The premiere of Hamlet.
The actor is a shit.
I forgot the text.
They closed the curtain - and judging by the sounds, they broke his p$s.
Waiting for another actor.
Oh, and it is simple!!! to
In 2013, the month of August. At the ChrtkK “Grozny” in Chechnya – we are mounting a film about a regiment of local special forces. In addition to the filming, there is, among other things, an interview with the commander of the regiment on various topics. We get to the point when the Colonel says:
We are not equal to the West. What a western place where a man lives with a man!
The director of the installation, a healthy guy named Tamerlan, a fighter, hearing this, dies. Without changing his face, he said:
The homophobes are cursed.
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Where do they get money from? When I was studying at the university, there were reactants, and some I even drank, but there were not so many.
Modern equipment of the unit. In the department of analytical chemistry in my new was only a fuck, which
light permeability determines, I don't remember how the device is called and I'm not sure that the term is correct, generally you go there,
he gives a value, for example 0.25, et for something I don't remember. There were advanced electronic weights.
It can be measured with accuracy up to millions of grams of weight. Well, these devices were allowed to us only a couple of times,
Prep showed how it works, and all.
by Alket:
First I hanged on your strange nick, then saw the phrase "and some I even drank" and the questions disappeared
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One day I bought a big Purina bag at Wal-Mart for our dog. While I was in the line, a woman asked me if I had a dog.
I was a little annoyed, so after giving in to the impulse, I said to her, “No, I’m just sitting on the Purina diet again... although it probably isn’t worth it because I got into the hospital because of the last time... but I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in the resuscitation room with tubes coming out of my two hands.”
Her eyes came out of the orbit.
I continued to tell about my fictional diet, and she completely believed every word I said. I told her, “It’s a simple, inexpensive diet. You just load your pockets with purine food and eat one or two pieces every time you feel hungry. It says it’s a nutritious and full-fledged food, so I’m going to try it again.”
I have to mention here that almost everyone in the line was already fully enthusiastic about my story, especially the tall guy behind it.
Terrified, she asked me what poisoned me in the dog feed and why I was in the hospital.
I said, “Nothing... I was just sitting on the street and licking my ass when I got under the car.”
I thought the tall guy would just grumble of laughter.
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