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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43514
 21.02.2011
XXX is
Well you think what a normal sexual mature guy wants, who was last with a girl a month ago))

YYYY
Normal sex, I guess what. You are more than anything. It is Random.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43513
 21.02.2011
Lectures in Immunology:
Thus, the body recognizes viruses and activates the immune response. It looks like this... <on the background of the presentation at this moment pops up the Kaspersky window>

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №43512
 21.02.2011
xxx: my poppy this morning loudly, on the whole apartment whispered "DOWN RULY".. and fun so added "Chirikchirik"....

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43511
 21.02.2011
Under the Soviet rule, the joke was this:
A man hangs out the leaflets, he is caught by the KGB, they look, there is nothing written. They say, “Why do you hang empty papers?” And he says, and what to write, and so everything is clear".

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №43510
 21.02.2011
Sorry that’s not in the topic, but still. I have a black cat at my entrance, 5 months. It is cold and lonely. Take your cat, he will be waiting for you in the evenings and sing songs for you. I feed it, but unfortunately I can’t take it with me. No matter what, I love this site very much. :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43509
 21.02.2011
There was a book here, called "From the serpent - to the combo", author - L.P. Bezruky. Probably an autobiography :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43508
 21.02.2011
Are you a believer? and :)
Do not give God!

O_O

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43507
 21.02.2011
It is necessary to ask Zurabik to sculpt at the southern end of the Kuril Islands a giant bronze Cheburashka, showing a fox towards Japan. They will like

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №43506
 21.02.2011
Give me a cigarette.
You have stopped smoking.
He did not reach...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №43505
 21.02.2011
The incident occurred in the army, in the military unit in which I had the honorary duty to defend our homeland.

In the camp, the team sounded "Destroy!".
Everyone lay down in beds, the daytime began to do their business, and only the brave Lieutenant Colonel S., twice a hero of Russia, the deputy of the unit, did not sleep, well, he did not sleep something and did not go home.
He decided to check out how things were going in the medical center.
On that day, a surgeon, a candidate of medical sciences, captain Ch. All is well, only the captain had a mistake: he loved to drink.
He covered, therefore, the surgeon in the doctor's table, watermelon, saliva, cucumbers, lemons, pelletry and went to the back door to smoke.
And the zampolit, therefore, enters through the parade door, the day-to-day hand to the barrel, everything as appropriate, and the zampolit directly into the ordinator's - shast! The field is covered...
And then the captain from the barracks returns, and in the officer's police station is sitting at the table and waiting for him to catch with the barracks!
But the captain was not a fault! He turns out, running to Colonel B., who was just on duty in part! To him in the cabinet flies, three steps, a building stand, everything according to the charter and boldly reports: "Comrade Colonel, let me report! Imagine going to my office, the police officer is sitting at the table and drinking vodka!
It was a laugh this morning.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №43504
 21.02.2011
Basic rules of grammar:
The proposal must contain
1) subject to
2) the stated
3) and the meaning.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №43503
 21.02.2011
Last summer I watched the following situation at a hotel in Egypt. Early in the morning I was waiting for a guide near the reception, and at this time two Russian-speaking families arrived. One head of a family of typical new Russians
- biceps, a maid, a golden chain, and the other - a typical intelligent, in glasses, with a beard. The fathers registered the numbers and both were stuck with the administrator with the same confusion. Standard trable - the agency, when selling tickets vowed to assure that they will settle in the rooms immediately upon arrival, and in the hotel in a categorical form ask to wait until the hour of the day, free rooms, say, no.
Ten minutes of debates and quarrels do not bring results, annoyed heads of families return to their own in the worst mood.

Which “new Russian” gives the will to feelings, and on the move speaks loud enough:
The Gandalf! The goats! The Piddars!

The equally irritated intellectual, following him, according to Kiwa:
You are right, very poor management.

In general, now that I hear the phrase "weak management", I am constantly raising mood :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №43502
 21.02.2011
Do not be angry with me, and there are no more bodies to hide! I am joking, I am joking.
Places are actually full...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №43501
 21.02.2011
HHH
What do you have? and ;-)
WOWU
Fuck some.
HHH
Which? and ;-)
WOWU
The City of Sim City
HHH
have built? and :-)
WOWU
and ah. Now problems with education, medicine, safety, electricity, clean water
WOWU
And also traffic jams...
WOWU
Moscow has succeeded. :D

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43500
 21.02.2011
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I have a problem, please help me. This is the situation. Two girls were engaged in deep petting. They both had an orgasm and were virgins. Then one of them gave birth. And now she says it’s from her. Can a girl get pregnant with a girl? Thanks in advance for the answer.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43499
 21.02.2011
From Sonic:
Dreaming of a fish with a human face indicates the threat of nuclear war.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43498
 21.02.2011
I am a big fan of Tetris. I bought a washing machine. I’ve never had such positive emotions before washing dishes.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43497
 21.02.2011
I finally learned to joke on the radio. It remains to be done on time.
Every woman is a mystery. It is important that this mystery is not solved by the wife!'
I, forgetting that in the car besides me my wife and aunt, shrugged and deeply thoughtfully added: 'It is yes..'
by Pizzo)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43496
 21.02.2011
The xxx:
Alicia, do you love me?
Of course Vassiliou!
Are you breaking the tree for me?
I break up!
And the Berry?
And I break the bark, my love!
And the sunset?
I’ll sweep the whole forest!!! to
yyy (00:01:43 21/02/2011)
D and D 😉
The xxx:
Do you have a lovely forest for you?
YYYY :
I don’t know about the forest, but I guess the forest.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43495
 21.02.2011
I'm an idiot, I still don't have a girlfriend. What should I do?
BsD: Glad that there is no guy :D

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