I cleaned the room here after repair... and found a two-seat boat :)

I pred advertising of cat food....Especially the phrase "Your cat is a puffy homeowner...". How beautiful here the creatives waved the phrase "Your cat is a castrate and he is not interested in anything".

I can’t wait for Tymoshenko to say, “Well, and fuck your Ukraine!I’ll create my estate with blackjack and prostitutes!”
c) The Miracle

The Boss is Funny
I know :?
Muxa: I came up with how storage workers learn to sleep at work. Arrive after lunch at the warehouse. See - Kolya shakes in the household on 3 chairs, took a tape to attach boxes to the paddle, locks. He set fire to the chairs. Until the machine pulled, he didn’t even wake up.
See also: Fig! O_O
This is not all!! He forced other warehouses to pull out the body with the chairs onto the loading platform. And there are customers, drivers, employees of the office... ?
So what about Coke?
Muxa: Kola matured, then cried.) and the rest of the warehouses roasted. Now these fucks sleep on the shelves in empty boxes and you will find them.)

From Asha

1 I just don’t want to sleep.
2 Drink valerian, and go ahead.

1 and my cat, what will he think... suddenly he is about to start...no...

1 he is castrated but strong and extremely convincing

Saintless (23:40:48 20/02/2010)
The speaker from the Olympics now mocked:
The man said he won the gold medal.

Saintless (23:41:29 20/02/2010)
I can’t hear what he says himself.

Saintless (23:42:02 20/02/2010)
commentator translates: "Yes, I won the gold medal and now I will have to live with it((("

Saintless (23:43:04 20/02/2010)
How will he live with that now? :)

Shera (23:43:28 20/02/2010)
He joins the group of Anonymous Champions.

Saintless (23:44:36 20/02/2010)
Collecting in a circle.

Saintless (23:45:12 20/02/2010)
Hello, my name is Michael, I am an Olympic champion.

Saintless (23:45:27 20/02/2010)
Choir:"Hello, Michael"

Saintless (23:46:29 20/02/2010)
"I crashed and became a two-time champion(("

The xxx:
Girl, do you want to meet?

YYYY :
I am your wife, stupid ?

The xxx:
Oh, sorry, I was wrong by the window :)))))

to this:
Men think of sex every 52 seconds, women think of sex once a day.
One of the comments:
Also interesting, if I have sex with my girlfriend 3 times a day, what does she think about the other 2 times?

She thinks – " you! Better once than three and a half minutes!"

Purga, butterfly, on the road, I overtake as fast as possible, a step, two guys. Both cover their faces as much as possible.

1 - The wind, the wind, you are powerful, you chase the piles of clouds.
2 - The wind, the wind, you are ugly, you would blow in the back, not in the mouth.

No, Andrew, I understand it all.
Exiled from the Institute
Tag: fired from work
What had to be done to get rid of the army?? to

21.02 07:35 Latvian hackers published new data on the incomes of public servants

People, we need to publish the incomes of our civil servants, give in the best.

xxx: We have a football club in Irkutsk "Football". The coach is obviously A. G.

We, in fact, in classical crosses (3x3) there are only 2 levels of difficulty.
thx: "a dumb bot" and "impossible to beat"

I sit behind the compot, in front of me two glasses of beer - to the right and to the left. The husband is crawling in his compass, asking to give him a beer. I ask :
Which is yours?
Close to the balcony and further from the closet.
Rabbit, for my sake he developed a strategy for communicating with people who do not distinguish between right and left! I love.

Nemaya Dora: in the community "hu(d)eem together" in the day's summary "By physical activity: only.. 30 minutes of fast walking, sex"
Did she follow a man?

He was so harsh that when he played in the counter, he connected the steering wheel and pedals to it.

From a commentary on
by Prostooksana:
One grandmother came to the doctor (my) with the request: "Doctor, write me a certificate so that the trees are spinning, or I'm dark. In ZEU said, if the doctor will give a certificate - spim". At ZEU, they thought, joked and got rid of it, and the doctor also joked - gave a certificate.

In Moscow, a band of robbers was detained, preparing an attack on the incassors. Two of the four bandits turned out to be police officers...Why is this provocative accent? Was it impossible to write, “In the gang, besides the police officers, there were ordinary citizens”... or “not all the gang consisted of police officers”... And why not emphasize that those who came to take them did not join the robbers, but honestly performed their duty?

Preparing for the Olympics in Sochi, in 2014, Russia completely forgot to prepare for the Olympics in Vancouver, in 2010.

An announcement in a Texas City newspaper: "Read the Bible to find out what people should do. Read our newspaper to find out what they really do".