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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №109723
 22.02.2015
Dmnfnght: I read all of Lovecraft, studied the legacy of LaVey and Alister Crowley, and thought I knew what Chaos was.
Dmnfnght: Until then, he has not left a two-year-old child for ten minutes unattended in the room.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109722
 21.02.2015
You had to talk about kissing this lady’s hand.
No one of you knows what the negotiations were and how this woman should have positioned herself there. Depending on the circumstances and many factors, her behavior can be both the tip of nonsense and the only true, and this does not count the many intermediate options. All of them!

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109721
 21.02.2015
Russia was only one... Kiev... and it never had anything to do with your Moscow Kaganate of the Golden Horde!! to
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There was still Ladoga, Novgorod and Vladimir, and all this until the Golden Horde.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109720
 21.02.2015
Here there is the impression that all the lovers of business etiquette and kisses of women's hands, never at negotiations, more serious interviews when recruiting, were. Very often at negotiations, the negotiators try to squeeze each other and, by the way, negotiations one-on-a-many are generally noticeably more difficult. There are a lot of methods of pressure on the negotiator, and gender (kissing the hand) can be among them. From this point of view, demonstratively wiping out the cluttered limb is a great way to get rid of this fallout. As for the negotiation pressing, I will give you this example (we have discussed it in detail at the time):
"Please press, what is your name?
and Catherine.
So here is Masha [...]
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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109719
 21.02.2015
From one site: All rights registered, reserved, mined. Copying is dangerous to life.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109718
 21.02.2015
Hardy and Levitt are now married, both married since 2014.
xxx for women :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY You also "On different women" sign, it will be great at all.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109717
 21.02.2015
My husband got a new job. After the first day, I ask.
Have you already met your colleagues?
Yes Yes
How do you remember their names and do you have a bad memory of their names?
Well, I invented associations for everyone, so I remembered.
Oh you are cool! And for example?
Behind me is Anton.
All right, you can’t continue!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109716
 21.02.2015
Today in Connection
Children in the entire store:

Don’t ruin my childhood dream!!!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109715
 21.02.2015
There is in you, my son, one brilliant quality: you know how to ask anything so soon that your whole life is the answers to the simplest questions.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №109714
 21.02.2015
<xxx> “If there is a mushroom "belly", then there must be a mushroom "belly".”
<yyy> A mushroom "pleasure" is. ))) Any of the psilocybins. ))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109713
 21.02.2015
by ane4ka:
Shake up, my counted all kinds of lifehacks for pickupers from the series: "Tell the girl that you have already bought a gift and let her try to guess", the type will tell you what she wants to get. We have the following dialogue:
I already bought you a gift, but it’s a surprise for now. Guess what?! to
The shub?
Amy... No...
The Lexus?
He does not...
Then Pooh
Oh and how?? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №109712
 21.02.2015
These five!
This is:
If you were able to turn a banal greeting into a demonstration of your own arrogance and contempt for others and to set up against yourself negotiating partners, as you have not yet learned either the right hand for a normal male greeting or to distance yourself from unwanted touches in time. Who might need such a sluggish and scandalous employee or business partner whose behavior at negotiations depends on the phase of the menstrual cycle?
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Guy, and you do not think that a situation where even a banal greeting for a woman is a dangerous situation in which she should have time to distance herself from unwanted touches in time is not a situation in which a man will be able to maintain self-control for a long time? Try yourself at least a week to work in the gay environment, so that at any time you can be hugged or kissed - let's see what you drink and how you will delicately ruin the situation, without bothering anyone's dignity.
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I will add: That is, it is not men should respect the personal boundaries of a woman, and she should turn away? It is great. It is in the same spirit as in Arab countries women are judged (stoned!) For the fact that she was raped - said, she was not strong enough and not screaming loud enough, and also provoked herself with her sexual paranoia. Not to that extent, but the course of thought is roughly the same.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №109711
 21.02.2015
Men don’t understand one thing: we don’t cry because of them, we cry because now we have to look for someone again, dress up before someone again, get used to someone again.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109710
 21.02.2015
to this

My life will never be the same again.
Today I saw the solo guitarist of my favorite group in one of the supermarkets... in a brand jacket and a supermarket hat. He works there :(

It is...
Did you naively think you were living in the 80s when you could make money with music? Or is he doing his own job? I’ll reveal to you a terrible secret: rock musicians often don’t care where to work. There is money, there is music, there is more.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109709
 21.02.2015
About Maserati

How are you?
I have a seven-millimeter pot of the test for the third time in a week, I hate the butterfly!
- Oh, I too - it's not enough that at home five children are ready three times a day for lunch, so they also need to go to school! And the teachers say that I have a good taste, take more, ah...
Soon after the post...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №109708
 21.02.2015
The best scam for browsers in 2014 was recognized by the utility "Do not show anything about Ukraine".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №109707
 21.02.2015
XHH: I never figured out how to put the booklets like in the Opera?
No, not to put it at all. In chrome, only bookmarks are manually placed on the top panel, and these 8 sketches he himself automatically displays from your own bookmarks depending on where you go more often.
I just googled some...
WOW: "Vasil Ivanych, you won’t believe!" (C)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109706
 21.02.2015
I work as a programmer and there are six other people in my office besides me. And every time I come to work at the time of day instead of nine in the morning, I have the desire to apologize for coming so late.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №109705
 21.02.2015
I need advice. There is a man. and normally. Smart, kind, smooth, humorous... Constantly, in any dispute shows me a kayak. In smiles and at meetings. What to do?
Show him a pet. If it doesn’t stop, take the shovel and drive it to the ZAGS.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №109704
 21.02.2015
From the latter, she gave her hand for a handshake when meeting new partners, so one decided to get out and kissed her. The rest of Chot’s men smiled a little bit, as if he had put me in place."Type, it’s what the grandmother invented, we’ll hold our hands! You are here for beauty, as soon as you get into the partners (ah, through the bed, you canish, as well!) is?
and...
I will tell you, because I imagine the male psychology a little better than the author: they smiled echoingly towards the one who kissed the hand, and thought at the same time about the following "Oh, shit, Vovan gives, straight fuck knight, naker, not to know the boy. Maybe he’s still reading books, shit?and "
Sorry for the mat, but you can’t throw a word out of the song.

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