I go to nightclubs for 7 years - no one has offered me methamphetamine there.

The born will not fly.
When you go to clubs, do not forget to take off the police shirt.

Viskla: At the universe today was the Aztec lot. Concert on Valentine’s Day.
The rector sits... all the dean sits... the predecessors and so on.
There is a small competition between performances. 4 spectators, divided into two teams.
The task: to name as many famous romantic couples as possible - symbols of eternal love.
They are called and called. "Kate and Leo, Tristan and Isolde.....and td".
In one couple is a real blonde (by IQ level)... stands silent... suddenly in her eyes appears a spark of enlightenment and she breaks out the microphone of the partner to the whole hall stating: Ivan Tsarevich and the Grey Wolf - a dumb second two silences and everyone starts to slip under the chairs - she sees that the thing is not in order and running - And with them Elena Beautiful.
Viskla: Here the fantasy included all =)

A real story... a case on a pair of military training.
Prep: in the event of a nuclear explosion, you need to lie with your feet in its side, so that you can see where the eggs will fly.
Student: Yeah, it’s better to look at the explosion, but it’s the last time.

The Rambler:
Residents of the Tomsk suburb decided to rename the street of Oslaby

Why?!!! to

At the general meeting today, one of the leaders burned.
I recently heard the phrase: “90% of the company’s employees are dissatisfied with the situation.”
As a person, I would very much like to see someone out of the remaining 10 percent. Look at his happy face and ask what he is happy about.
c) Diggerzz

The real loser is when you passed the whole session except for one subject, and on the last possible day of its transfer, you get stuck with the body, late for half an hour, you have not even prepared, and you are somehow put out perfectly, and you rejoice to the whole audience: "Ahuet!", and you are deducted for immoral behavior during the exam... :(

"Time is money" Money is temporary.

http://skds.livejournal.com/2792.html



In the twilight nineties, I lived in a multi-storey bedroom neighborhood near the

of Moscow.

This house was built on the site of the former village. Residents of villages

The houses naturally moved here.

Separated from the land, the peasants shortened time by habit, on the "square"

A bench before entering. Drink, not so much, rather by habit

Until the state of joyfulness.

I had a normal relationship with this company. Drinking of course.

I did not drink with them. But he often gave small money to the dumb and simple.

Sereshka rushed again, - gently told me after I was business.

He ran from entering the employers. Do not recycle, do not recycle.

He would sit with us. I would drink a cup of water".



After a while, an oligarch appeared among my employers. of those,

He is currently in international search. And before that, he was in the

Everything was checked, checked, checked. One changes the other. and

The same hour requires a check. I just print - calls: "I am now

I will come and get it". I have to say goodbye, he is not lazy. Alone in our

"The Village"

How do the oligarchs move? is right!

With flashes, accompanied by two black jeeps, black armored

Mercedes did not rush into our courtyard. People came out in black costumes.

The glasses. The Race. Folded pockets.

I ran out with papers. Sitting on the back seat. closed behind me.

The door.

On the "Traveling" - a grave silence.

Five minutes later I came out of the car. Take the guard side by side.

A short drive out of the area and hid behind the entrance door.



The next day, sober, in probably his best costume.

At my door, the head of the village was ringing.

“Hello,” he talks to me for some reason, “we were here for you.

must" - stretches me a pack of money, times three of their total

The Debt.

The night. Wife shakes her husband.

That demand:

You have gone crazy! At three o’clock at night, what happened?

Singing, my head has gone by.

and X-ray_777
When did you have such a thread? A folder weighing 20 GB disappeared...in which were all
all the photos of my life... video, music... files with all the passwords... documents, and
Most importantly...the video where the first sex was recorded... everything disappeared!!!!!!!The search
I don’t look for it... in the basket there isn’t...here is it...and to fix it isn’t how
I can’t... I’m just going to die!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just died (I just died)
How are you doing?

square
*watching 1st sex" affar...and hiccuts disgustingly

square
Why did you see it alone?? to

A friend told me about the neighbors. A pure joke!
The neighbor’s husband went out for a walk with the dog at night. He hung himself a quick guide on his neck, as it goes, and moved. There is no him and no... A couple of hours later, a crazy sweaty husband flies into the house that, say, the dogs escaped and pro-A-al!!! He ran around the area, called, sought – not found!!! You have to do something! — cry the loving soul! When the wife finally put the word in, she said, “Idiot!” She said, “You have forgotten the dog at home!”! to

Murphy’s Law for Bach:

The dumber the quote, the greater the chance that it will be on every page of the Abyss.
2nd The chance to see your quote is aimed at zero. The chance increases dramatically if you realize that this was not necessary to send.

Mary is
I had a cat playing with a coil of silk threads... almost suffocating herself.

Wild Cat
he he.
My cat at 2 o’clock at night played with a plastic bottle of vitamins. There were three other vitamins inside. He barely suffocated.

With my hands!

Included in Mobile:

by 17:52
This subscriber asks you to call him back.
by 17:55
This subscriber asks you to call him back.
by 18:20
This subscriber has fucking fled on the account of the money thrown! Where are you going, shit?! to

Reference office on gramota.ru:

Can you tell me how to properly treat the liver name?
There is a worker Nikolai Liver. How to properly wrap it?
Drawing the liver to Nicholas? We have already the entire department looked after, proposing to insert the pretext "po", but we have never reached a consensus.

Now in Yandex entered "all will die". The first reference:
All will die, will die, will die, will die (Denis Yatsutko) / poems for children / ​Styles.ru

It was scary for our children.

In short, I came across an alternative type of fuel...
YYY: What is NAH?
XXX: This is the subject. In the evening you sit at home and brew beer. Snack must be a salad from fresh cucumbers, with greens, cream and garlic.
YYY: Aha... :-)
XXX: That’s not all.
XXX is the most important thing.
YYY: Even to think is scary.
XX: It is nothing in itself. If it were not in the morning. Remember the "Strong Nuts-3"? When two fluids are mixed?
YYY: Well...
XXX is here. Sushi is meaningful. It turns out that there is no drink except milk. Clear pepper and milk! From the refrigerator! From BODON! The whole package!
YYY: And what then?
xxx: Che-che... I poured this package into myself almost with a salve and pleased to fall back to sleep. But it was not here! This szuco-catalyst ended up with what has wandered in me since the evening (beer with cucumbers)...
yyy : )))))
XXX is not funny. After the reactive pull that this glowing mixture gave out in the sorting, I now have a painful pain.
yyy: :-)))))))) All that, enough... go out... :-)

Do you know how much you will fall if you turn from the Ostankin TV tower?
Yes, once

Tomorrow at 9 a.m. to work again.
How I understand you...
HH: No, you do not understand.
WOW: I understand very well.
You do not even have a job!
Yesterday was...

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Now, every time I print the text on a leaflet from two sides, I remember the crematorium. because to remember how to turn the leaflet in order to print it correctly, it only works like this: face up, feet forward...

Thanks to you!! I will remember for a lifetime!