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So when you carry a girl, there’s a different feeling.

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So is it.)
Not iron, but warm and soft.)

One boy decided to go out.
Taking the girl in his hands.

She began to slip from his hands.
What would the norm do?
I pulled it up a little and made it more comfortable.

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And this one?

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He nodded her knee.

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And so nicely struck.

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A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
The fatals!

Returning home late in the evening, I went out of the subway to Beliajevo and I see a guy shooting in the tube:
What a crossroads?! They are dumb here!! to
He seems to be trying to explain...and then:
What a shit shop? The fucking!! The crossroads are two roads!!! You are an idiot!! to
and throws the phone in the snow, with the words: " with asphalt talk"
I came and showed him where the store was.

With our joint efforts, we achieved the result: a universal gift to a man for the upcoming holiday is a delicious dinner served in circular underwear and socks, mines for dessert... :)
It’s a pity to give anyone... hehe.

XX: Help with the scan. Sculpture, 5 letters
It is vodka!!! to

to this:
to this:
People, support us, we are in Naryan Mar today - 46*(((( We die((((Please we at least -25*. thank you!
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Marrying to Marry to Marry! Tomorrow morning we will send you a flight -25*. Today the frost went down. With respect from Archangel!
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Marry the Marriott!With the archangels -25*, you will have -71*))

Women as a Web Server
400 Wadd Requests – a date without a bouquet.
401 Unwritten - Married
402 Raumeent Required - Dinner with candles.
403 - I don't want to know you anymore!
404 Not Found - Today I'm walking with my friends.
405 Method Not Allowed - No, only not from the back.
406 Method Not Assertable - I hate oral sex!
407 Rrohu Auth. Required – I have to ask my mom.
408 Request Timeout - Do you know how many times have you called me?
409 Sonfliest - what kind of blonde was you with yesterday?
410 Doomed Remote - I want a divorce!
411 LENGHT RECHIRED - and THAT is what you call long?
412 Rresondition Fаilеd - What? Do you have a condom?
413 Request Entitut Too Large - Oh, he's SO big!
415 Unsurrorted Media Tour - no-e-e, four is not interesting.
500 Internal Server Error - critical days.
501 Not Imrlemented - hmm, so I have never tried.
2 WAD GATEWAU – FUOW, SOLE!
503 Servis Unavillablé - I'm sorry, something is breaking my head.
504 Gatewau Timеоut – how, and that’s all!!!! to

XX: The therapeutic meaning of the raspberries is to take the day ahead to dig out the bones from the teeth. In the meantime, you forget that you are sick, do not pay attention to microbes, they are offended and go away.

We’ve been in contact with him for six months now!
- Well, and in a year he will give you a picture of the ring and offer to change the family status to "marry."

Journalists are the fourth power. If you consider the signs of power salesiness and incompetence.

One man sells a unique massage machine for the legs, made in Barnaul of wood of Altai berry - natural, and therefore ecologically clean material. Minute 5 tells you that the legs have more than 70,000 nerve endings, that it is enough for 5-10 minutes a day to massage the legs and heal from many diseases, that you can use it without distracting yourself from everyday duties, etc.
One thing embarrasses me: it’s the label that says “ACCOUNT”.

It is said that for the failure of our athletes at the Olympics in Vancouver, Leonid Tyatchev should be shot. It is wrong! Tiagachev drove athletes before the Olympics in Salt Lake City. The athletes performed successfully – 13 medals. Athletes before the Olympics
and Turin. The result is 22 medals. And before the Olympics in Vancouver athletes for the first time went and blessed Patriarch Kirill. For the first time, such a huge failure. Should the Patriarch!

A 25-year-old girl writes to a girlfriend on the wall:

My mom loves to talk about "why my daughter is not yet married". The scheme is this: she looks at the photo, and says: "Well. What’s wrong with that?"
Answers from the series "loved" or "not met" will not roll. For my mother, in a healthy man with two legs and two hands, there may be only two serious shortcomings - drunk or dumb.
I am turning around to somehow comfort her: I was fooled. and drunk. and blasphemed.
And I look at him and try to remember: and what was wrong with him? They fell in love and did not meet. In other words, I was chewing, I drank... (

Nothing, we will have our own Olympics in Sochi, with blackjack and prostitutes!!! to

Men think of sex every 52 seconds, women think of sex once a day.
One of the comments:
Also interesting, if I have sex with my girlfriend 3 times a day, what does she think about the other 2 times?

No matter how talented you are, no matter what kind of photographer you are, no matter how beautiful and aesthetic you feel, you will always be a victim of your passport photo.

Only in Russia can you go for bread, and forgot to buy bread.

I downloaded the sosni.avi file. Apparently not counting on the fact that this is the clip of the Ocean of Elsa - Pineapple

Lumux ‎(3:00):I want a child
B1GGYben ‎(3:01): you wanted ice cream half an hour ago.

Shhas ran to the store for coffee...on the staircase conversation of a woman and a doctor.and here she says "I am a doctor and I know..." she is immediately interrupted by a doctor..."And the nahuya was actually called!and "

Dear brothers, I rush to share with you the joy) We saved the cat, he found a home! And all of this you, your participation saved someone's little puppy fate! May it be warm to you, thank you to everyone who responded! Love one another and you will be rewarded for your good. There were letters like "Death dumb fool, fasting ug", I sincerely regret you. And to all the rest, a great cat and human thanks! and :)