Preamble: I live with a cat - kind, moderate harmful... well a cat like a cat in general. Only in his one-and-a-half years of the street he still shrugged - he sat on the window and shrugged at any movement outside the window.
Ambulance: Yesterday evening, the hormones apparently gave a magical pencil of his courage and this miracle flooded into a fortress on a gulbassevo. And it would be nothing - they left the fork open so that he would come down when he returned.
In the middle of the night I feel somebody pins me, persistently so. The first thought is that the child wants something. A happy cat in front of the nose.
Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau
I say back in the pillow.
Immediately I get a nonchalant hook to the right (I have to say boost) in a full affix I wake up. In the cat's eyes it is written literally "you woke up what to sleep, mistress?!!and "
Furthermore, I am not afraid of this word, the animal sits right in front of me and begins to broadcast something - very diligently with expressions of various kinds "miu", "mau", "mur-mir-tir" and all that... And so 5 minutes. I even listened to it.))) He told me, got on a chair and fairy tales...
But I am still in the Achery 0_o
Attention question: cats always report to their owners about the loss of innocence? ))) Something I don’t feel like...

xxx: Fuck, yesterday in the bath was the same, and everyone was swallowing, and today I am alone with a fever and swallow (((
YYY: You have had fun...

My daughter asked for money for the grass yesterday.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY = D
xxxx: a cat for cats

xxx: Did you hear how yyy found an admin for the company?
zzz: let me tell you
xxx: Generally speaking, he accidentally wrote the following message to the contact letter:
"You, you are not there looking, porn I have on disk C:\ in the prn" folder.
Then, of course, I wrote to everyone "Not in that window", contact-list rjet, and then one person writes to him "o_O A how did you create a folder prn, UNC-way, what"?
I went to work without questions.

Lectures in Higher Mathematics. Propodša diligently draws out some equation, the audience whispers about its own. And then everyone is silent for a second and in the grave silence from the back of the port is "Suka".
It turns and it is not so disturbing:
- The casex where we took X is not clear to everyone.

The law of nature: You can't be strong - you must be fast; you can't be fast - you must be crazy; you can't be crazy - you must be smelly.

The call. A schoolmate calls.
Are you friends with the internet? He asks.
Well, within certain limits, yes, I answer.
- Then quickly go to the local Forum, and in the section "Photo - video" look for
“Trivial History” and read and watch.
I open, enter and read the text below.

A non-trivial story
Author - Stravaganza 0 - 15.02.2011 - 2:58

I once went to the flea market, where grandparents and grandmothers sold all kinds of stuff. I see that one old man, among his old keys, glands, wine bottles, and other garbage, which he considered a commodity, has a single wide film. I was surprised, as I did not notice any more photographic accessories on his newspaper deck. I came, took it in my hands, I see it – it’s already exposed. Being intrigued, I ask, why does Grandpa sell the already filmed film? Grandfather in response swears and loves that the film is clean, not shot, and generally the most that is excellent. I tried to point the old woman to the inscription "exposed" on the video, but the veteran refuses, and continues to insist that the film is clean, take it now and take it, better the film in the world you will not find, and all in the same spirit. To the question of where he got this film, the retired man could not answer anything understandable, obviously himself no longer remembered. This story seemed funny to me, and I bought this film. I used to watch it for a long time, but once, showing my black and white films, I showed it. It turned out to be a classic "amateur" film, (amateur is the term that in the photography lab where I worked at the time, called the films, in which thirty-six frames contained several birthdays, a trip to the sea, and a new year) - here you and winter, and summer, and all this in twelve frames 6x6. Then I threw this carelessly washed film, and it lasted for ten years, no less. And now, when I came across it recently, it seemed to me a shit to keep a piece of someone’s family history, and not even try to find those for whom these images might be invaluable. In this regard, I ask the local everyday people to look at these faces, maybe you will see someone of your acquaintances, yet not everyone in this city kept their family records in a broad format?
http://forums.kuban.ru/forum/viewtopic_new.php?t=3801254&all=all

Following this text are placed four black-and-white photographs, one of which only a glance made you shudder and almost tears. I and my family have been in the picture 30 years ago. The kids are very small. I call my eldest daughter. For example, please join this forum. There is a grandson behind. In a few minutes I hear a scream of amazement.
On the "telephone forum" recalled the case when 29 years ago, in a hurry, went to the cinema with his wife in a car. As I walked out of the cinema, I saw a light burning in my car. It became clear that the thief was in a hurry and did not knock the door. Along with the jacket, my favourite “Amateur-2” disappeared – the cheapest and one of the best cameras of the time and a cassette with a film taken.
Could it have been assumed that the pictures would return to me a quarter of a century later?

If you were called to the home phone and asked the idiotic question, “Are you at home?Don’t get angry and calmly answer, “Yes, where are you?“”

I will show you who is the washing machine and who is the beautiful old Russian city.

In every girl there are constantly two beings fighting: a cat thirsty for freedom and a dog in need of a master.
YYY: In this case, every man has a zoophile.

I never understood why Gandalf was killed in Harry Potter.

You go to the kitchen for tea, you realize that the cup is at the company, you return, you update the contact, you go back to the kitchen, and again you realize that the cup is at the company.

Comment on the video confirmation of the ID of the VKontakte page of one of the girls from home-2:

xxx: they have crazy fans there and worshippers appear... but how can there be fans in those who have not done them? Well, I just ate, slept, fucked and quarrelled... so I was! Where do I ask my fans?

Yes, Russian films are just what it takes to make an objective view of reality.
yyy> just noticed this fit)no more))
Judging by Russian films, every second Russian is a bullshit urka, every second woman is a pale.
yyy> :D
yyy> burning
Every Third Russian is a Special Forces Officer.
yyy> and the fourth

Yesterday the charge died, the phone was running for 24 hours, asking to eat. I have a wild man’s cry on the phone. Someone calls today, the phone whispers wildly and dies.

Toast on my birthday:
You are just gold!
You are not gold, you are platinum.
Here is a voice from under the table:
Uranus is enriched.

Conversation with a group:
How did you get into the club?
XXX is great! We did what we couldn’t.
Divided by zero?

The Internet, let go of life!! to
YYY: And to eat.
Zzzz in the toilet.

Theme: mm
Q: I have eaten
Half a cake
XXX: It's almost like sex just as shameless
XX: and requires less effort
That is better than sex!
Q: How much did you eat it?
xxx: nine minutes in 10 minutes
That’s 10 times longer than sex.
xxx: and

During the breakfast. In the kitchen I, wife, son (2.5 years old)
Let me give my mom a salad. My mom loves salad.
The son: to squeeze?
I: No, son, it is the salad.
My wife slipped under the table.