Conversation with an obsessive girl:
XXX: Why don’t you answer me? Tell me something pleasant immediately!! to
Yyy: You are my personal type of hemorrhoids.

XXX: Where do you go with high school education?
YYY: In the army.

Q: Do you have a sweet-flower period?
Not with us, but with him!
Ohhhhhh...?? to
I am just fucking with him! It’s not my fault that he’s wearing flowers and candy for me!

The titanic shows on TV. The scene where Dicaprio and his girlfriend plant a wreath from a sinking ship under water.
XXX: And he’s like "Hold your breath as long as possible".
XXX: I think, let me check if I have enough breathing)
XXX: I stopped and the advertisement started.

Fuck, we don’t have any tires.
She is a ass
She :...
She:...I didn’t mean that...

Currently on the radio: Traffic in the area of Kutuzovsky, Dorogomilovskaya can not leave since 905.

The blonde and her boyfriend.
I want to paint my hair black.
Q: Are you going to study?
B: The dog))))))

And I also had a ring burst, next to the test.

I need to eat less.)

You're just so wild and you don't know anything
Yyy: You know, I want to answer you with a call, but I don’t see in you an interlocutor. Be kind, think now in your address of any insult to your usual level. thank you. It is for you from me.

I sit in the kitchen, in front of me notebooks, I do it there, I drink tea, I ride dryers, I periodically peel my nails with a nail bar, and I also sit in the nursing ears. My brother is sitting next to me, eating a package and reading on the phone.
I got up, removed my ears, went to my room with a cable for a notepad, took it, came back, went in and saw the picture.
Yurat sits on a chair, perds him, prints there, drinks tea from my cup, squeezes his nails on his right hand (guitarist), and his ears are also squeezed.
Well, I wasn’t confused, grabbed the wire to the notepad, took a spoonful and sat down to eat the bombpack, cleaning the boron.

From the ambulance:
Don’t help me when I eat myself.

A smart plan. Putin is the symbol of Sochi 2014. All rights are transferred to the International Olympic Committee. There is no Putin in Russia.

XXX: Well, the vacation option in Egypt goes off immediately...
YYY: Why is this?
XXX: Do you know nothing?! to
No, there are sharks again.
The revolution was there recently! Power has changed
The Pharaohs are back.

XHH: She liked you.
I like them all.
XHH: accurate
ууу: I like a cat, like many to play want almost everything, but no one wants to take >_<

I have been teaching my cat to go to the bathroom for 16 years. He has already learned himself, taught the whole family, and he is stupid, cattle.

In German there is a mysterious particle of denial "niht". She speaks for some reason at the end of the sentence and denies everything said... There is somehow a conversation between two partners (Russian-German) through an interpreter. The German speaks a long sentence, the translator immediately in real time translates: "We agree to your terms, we will cooperate constantly, discounts, benefits, blabla...". And here the German ends the sentence with the aforementioned particle "niht". The translator is not confused: "...You think...but..."

They remembered:
The woman wants to be very...
YYYY: Ah, and me :-/
I know the way out! Be like a cat named Gave!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Let’s Go Together!
Then they ate one from different sides.

You all shame the Americans for their "dumbness". And you yourself become a stupid beast, drinking, smoking, immoral, satisfied with what is happening in the country.
That nobody will read.

c) L

Vtiratel' : on litre matices more auxiliary acb than at 0.8
l1 Jl b 5l: on liters - AA, and on 0.8 - AAA?

Planetarian: I wrote to everyone to get out of the Accounting, I will update the program
Planetarian: two do not come out, I call them - silence fucking
The Fucking Girl: What?
Planetarian: and I need to update the program so that everyone gets out of the program
The Girl: Give Them Puzzles
Planetarian: they fucking in the corridor stands sick - out of the accountancy came fucking
Planetary: From the Office
Planetary: This is shit.
The Girl Fuck: Burn them All