xxx: I have a question to you as a system administrator.
Please reboot.

The Pancake:
*** by
The more I go to the store, the higher the price.
Maybe it’s all because of me? O_O
*** by
Come to work with me, MBZ will grow :)

We once gave the kids a birthday cake, and it was hard, was it, it turned out, and we put the candles in a piece of bread.
This bread has long been eaten.)
Remember when we had candles in the bread?
With strangers, and so touching.

xxx: By the way, the shit of old experienced programmers is more fundamental.
xxx: If the little one is a little stunned, it is often wiped with a towel and order. And in the old - there are sometimes ancient fossil layers above which many cultural deposits have already appeared. And even higher houses stand, people live.

XXX: You will not break them. It is necessary to organize the evacuation of the population, the command hour and after at least a year of work of an experienced excavator. And what is more interesting is not the fact that after all this engine will be better.

gol> saw a consultation from Eldorado near a cigarette bar,
gol> did not stand
gol> approached and asked if I could suggest him something

The sheep of 16669:
It is inappropriate to do personal hygiene in public places. Not to shave your nails, not to shave your hair, not to curl your nose! You see aesthetic pleasure does not give bite to your nails, and your own disrespect shocks dozens of people around you.

Remember when we had candles in the bread?
With strangers, and so touching.

Fuck, I can’t share it.
Apartment in 2004, three residents. Two days of pay, almost no money. The third rides around the city, withdrawing debts from acquaintances. One friend has no money, is selling alcohol, offered a box of champagne. They agree.
The evening. For dinner a pot of cooked potatoes. We lay down the plates, we start to eat, and there is someone: and what we eat so, we have champagne.
What after lunch and dinner there was not, but champagne under cooked potatoes only used once in his life.

Russia will not be attacked by Decepticons!
YYY : Why?
XXX: They are going to be transformed into Zyguli.

I generally consider the grandmother the best protection of the child from all the ugliness in the internet.
The son in the first grade settled in a round online country, and since printing still slowly asked to help his grandmother.
Grandma did not understand the management sent the word hooligan with two messages and the first was "Hu".
The result of the ban for 2 weeks and a sharply independent child.

To the shit about which pants to put a member:
I’d fool your problems! I don’t have to pull my pants up until t_t (((

And in my opinion, it would be better for them instead of a washable cloth to make a cloth that can be wiped without risk to health.

to this:

=========

The guy explained to me what a prelude from a man looks like:
Q: Imagine you are very hungry and come to MacDack.
I: Well what?
Q: You buy your favorite hamburger and grind it for 10 minutes.

Well, and explain to him that if he doesn’t periodically chew hamburgers, he’ll eat hamburgers chewed by other people’s hands ;)

= is

Everything is a little easier, even with an analogy. Purchased hamburger really does not make sense to tame - as "bought" love in virgins of unheavy behavior. You will have to prepare your normal food first. Or at least warm up.

The unfolding discussion of the supporters of unforgettable impressions as a gift with the "poor from the deaf boring provinces" became very reminiscent of the anecdote about swallows flying south, and the poor weakness:

Lebbons rest on their way to the south on the lake, to them floats a local gray hole and begins to itch:
Okay, you are going south! There is warm, the cattle are full, and I will winter in the cold-hunger here!
- Fly with us - in the south all places and food is enough!
You are fine, your wings are big, you can fly easily, and I am small, I will get tired quickly, I will fall and die.
- In the stream to fly will be easier for you, we can make stops more often - you will fly normally.
- Oh, you're fine - you are big, nobody will eat you in the basement, and I'm small - somebody tosses me right away!
- We can keep you in the middle of our band - no one will pick up, and we will share the food - all will be okay!
Oh, you are well...
Listen, you go to the ass!

A colleague repairs an old monitor for an employee. We stand around and sympathize.
Sereg, in the Middle Ages you would have become a noble necromant.
WOW: It would not be from me a necromant, but from the head of the department.
ZZZ is HAHA. I see directly the picture "Lord, well go to the neighboring village and recruit new slaves". andquot; no Remember the old ones!"

I met my neighbor yesterday at night.
Well, in general, again this bad TV oral... began to study the wires in the shield - found the rubber - turned off and went to the apartment... did not have time to enter the common corridor - I hear a neighbor coming out... a young guy... bending somewhere in the corner of his apartment - I hear that I took in one hand probably the assembly... harsh uralmashevs!
Well, this is - he asks me about the type of naphiga I cut him the light... I ask him - they do not have a telephone works... he says no, that he himself thought it was with me! I also cut off the lights a couple of times at night.
He has apologized!!! In front of me that cut off my light and asked to turn on his rubber back (saying at the same time please!!!)
I asked him if he did not find out who the telecast works for - he said no.
Then standing in the hallway, I hear him go to the second floor and cut off all the machines there... and you know – it helped!
And such a wonderful neighbors have me - polite and with the mounting in the hand (well, for the case)))
(then already at home - I realized that I didn't even apologize to him... somewhat uncomfortable it went out)

How about the interview?

Perl: well, my aunt even put a plush on my questionnaire, or a cross...

I got a new tablet on Android. The child quickly mastered it, including a chip with "OK, Google" displayed in advertising. Its use pleased me, today I heard from another room: “Okay, Google... Yandex!”

xxx> The daughter of the sen in the garden of the pony picked up, and there the boys all picked up. Eventually, I picked her out and now I sit at work surrounded by them.
yyy> what do colleagues say?
xxx> be careful of the matter.
xxx> They don’t like to go that I prefer to discuss all problems with notions.

I am in charge of the IT group. Today the deputy chief arrives and begins to complain: we have problems here, and the programmers were and did nothing, I will write a report to the chief. I call the number, I call.
I: What happened that didn’t work?
XXH: Yes, nothing works, and in general your Leša yesterday bumped your grandmother here alone!!! to
I: It’s he, of course, didn’t do well (and probably even right – I’ve tried to convince him again that he’s a bad boy), but what doesn’t work?
XXX: Our computer is working badly, and he did nothing!!! to
I: Bad – is it how? Does it not turn on, the program does not load, noise?! to
XXX: Yes, you are the same as your Leša, you don’t understand the shit – I say it works badly!!! He throws the phone.

The boss writes to a colleague: "No matter how absurd the boss's instructions seem, they must be done."
Yyy: it is necessary to answer: "No matter how healthy the objections of the subordinates are, they should be ignored".