Military is burning...
Instructions for additional examination:
"Send to the endocrinologist and PROTOCTOLOGIST consultation to confirm the diagnosis of CHRONIC BRONCHITIS".

I would be married to Kurt Cobain 😉
Yyy, he knew, so he shot himself earlier.

Valentina: so you didn’t even get distracted by morning sex? 😉

Katya: Sex that they try to make at 6 in the morning with me can officially be considered dendrophilia)))

I think it’s time to get the gendons out of the bag.
I have not had sex since I put them there.
XHH: Yes, and the validity period may have expired =(

When I was a kid, I was convinced that the president, like a fairy tale king, could take any money from the treasury. I have grown up and nothing has changed. :)

From student years there is a mantra that helps not to forget anything, leaving the house:
The passport
Money is
Telephone is
Travelled
The keys
Gandalf
Now there is a wife and a car, but the mantra still works - instead of a pass, a magnetic pass is taken to the office, and instead of a gangdon, a working flash drive. The wife is already accustomed and does not stress on the "gandon". But the customer’s face was very stretched when I said boldly from the threshold: “I’m back! “I forgot you had Gandon in the system block.”
Are there poets here? help to come up with a new mantra, so that it is not shameful to brag in decent society!

The xxx:
Would you give him it soon?

YYYY :
Fuck, I don’t mind it, but he just wants so much that I can’t give it so easily.

Here it has been repeatedly scrolled out that "1 cheek is 1/8 of an orgasm", here is the story on this topic:
I wait for the teacher, I am late. At 20, everybody does their own business. I, in fact, too - broke up with my girlfriend and here, the bat, as I sneeze, and loudly and even unexpectedly (there was not even the feeling that I wanted to sneeze), then again and again... on the fifth cheek, they lost their account. At the end, it already seemed that the whole Moscow was shaken, collapsed on the floor and covered my face with my hands - I leave, and I am ashamed. In the words of a friend:
A thoughtful voice from the hall: One cheek is 1/8 of an orgasm.
* from the neighboring party*: she probably had a full-fledged orgasm... you hear, eh? (and I am not up to him, in my ears there is a bell) whispering, it seems and really ended, not even a whisper.
Now I’m famous for the whole world :(

Written from the words of one acquaintance, Dasha forgive me, but it is a painful funny story :D

A potato please.
and frey?? to
There is no one...

I ordered a table in the club for 2 Persians (self and him)...in the night of 22-23...in the battle of striptease...a gift to a man decided to make...So pleased!!Now she chooses which friend she will take!!! I wanted to go together!!! to

I wanted to resign today, I wrote an application for dismissal! Asked what was wrong, he said. I went up in the 2nd time, but... I had to stay =)

girls are all such pathos cool, photos of the most fashionable clubs are posted... and still licking lemons in the farm >_<

From the comment to the video about the harm of smoking on YouTube:

Dude cold, please go back to the past when I started smoking, find me and give me puzzles!!!Oh well please!!!! to

Personally, I am very interested in the Olympics. I am for mass sports. It’s stupid when the crowds are stirring up emotions about individual people who are turning into something like running cockroaches on a nationwide scale. In hunting you need to play sports, and pay a lot of money so that the units clearly break the veins? Well, what is the practical sense of the fact that for the whole country 1-3 people in a given day will be able to show maximum results? I would, in the place of the state, fund regular gyms, sports sections, and show business under the brand “Olympia”, “World Championship” would leave for self-financing – let advertisers, fans and buyers of “Sport Express” pay. Sports officials responsible for receiving medals would be abolished as a class.
Missed by )

From the discussion of the news about the closure of t.ru.
Donar: There is a lot of content... With such wealth we are not allowed in the WTO.)
intemet: with such luggage we did not support this WTO.)

The friends! The Internet community probably already knows that the attacks on torrents.ru have begun
So, behind this case is the Internet-cinema Ekinot. Go to ekinot_diary and you will understand it yourself.
Shed them the rays of diarrhea, DDoS their bad site, spammy soaps – in general, we’ll show them the public opinion about scratched copyrusts!

Give me a plz. I want people to know.
and eXp

A guy who promised yesterday to explain why the president never gets sick. The day has come, tell me.

Talk about pickup girls
I don’t need him as a girl.
YYY : No! You are just like a girl and you need her.

Andrei: My 18-year-old daughter wakes me up at 3 p.m. with the question, "Dad, can I turn on the vacuum cleaner?"

Good morning! what are you doing?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That is Tatarko, right?? to
I want to be Russified! 😉