How to install a nuclear power plant in rural areas:

I will buy a house, put a wind generator and name a nuclear power plant. As an alternative source of electricity. Let them all be afraid!! The source of energy will be a thermonuclear reaction on the Sun. And let them try to bet with me!"

I respond to a friend from a very hasty marriage to our common acquaintance.
I am pleased with one of his sentences:

XXX: You do not understand. In it there is everything: mind, beauty, and kindness.
HH: And sometimes even me.

and today. The director came in.
D: It’s me, your conscience has come!
I: What, are you already awake?

xxx: the faithful woman
YYY: and that
xxx: not that that husband hd
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYY: Yes, stop

Previously they said "andeground", now they say "now".

She made a hair mask, put a bullet on her head, wrapped it with a towel. But the mask still drops.
My husband came from work and asked:
What’s coming out of his head?
I: the brains run out
But why the chicken?
I: I will need more!

Vano: Overall very good
This is a review of the 12th cemetery on Google Maps

XX: I am going to go
xxx: grandmothers near the entrance will whisper "Look, looking for a googling woman"...

Why did you sign this contract if you did not agree on what it was about?
I thought I understood. Then I realized what it seemed...

>>In the last part of Harry Potter, he was beaten, kicked, scratched.He was all dirty, his clothes torn. But why are his glasses always whole and clean?

I'm sure he just remembered the "Oculus Reparo" spell, which Hermione in the train in the first part repaired his glasses, and continued to use them. They just didn’t show us.)

I was born on Twitter :)
@x people are causing disappointment
Humility responds to people. How you hear!? to

xxx: Here I read some requests from our users as jokes ))
The printer does not scan. The work of some managers stood up!!!!and "
xxx: of course, you will get the job across... if the printer doesn’t scan ;)

YYY: Is there really a printer or as a MFO?
yyy: - due to the inability to fulfill this application, we recommend that managers change jobs

XXX: The Continuation
Three managers failed to scan on Friday, four managers failed today. Those who succeeded are not. andquot;

zzz: natural selection continues.... :)

The most gifted people die.)

It’s hard to make rationalising ideas.
Everything goes into shootings.

A friend ordered a shit. Everything is not and not. Fuck it, like voting for the seller. A friend does not do that. Fuck the seller - why the goods did not come. The seller sends the goods again.
The first package arrived. And two weeks later, another one. Now I have two friends :)

xxx: while he was trindled with him, he told me the story of how the Chinese from his acquaintances from the Ural buy seals and seals of 4 wagons a month.
xxx: metal melting tails for the automotive industry go
XXX: Dentures for Teeth
yyy: 0_o

While I was reading, an aforism was born:
"All that the Russian authorities DO NOT do - all for the better" :)

But now, somewhere in Africa, a Negro sails in a boat and thinks, ‘I’ll go to the shore, go to a palm tree and eat a banana.’ Good as well.

There were also life-confirming examples. Our friend worked as chief engineer at an Austrian factory. Suddenly he was diagnosed with heart disease. Need a shunt. The campaign immediately fired him to avoid paying expensive insurance. The hospital refused to operate him. He borrowed money. had an operation. The former boss opened his company. and became a millionaire. Medicine can do miracles!

Chekhov is upset. For some reason it seems to me all the time that he wanted to write about bullies, orgies, maniacs, tarantino-naughty-freedom-rock-n-roll, but he was very embarrassed and therefore diligently and methodically wrote with small handwriting what we all know.

XXX> in your office with environmental problems.
YYY> Yes, my office is your ass. Not just for the environment.)
XXX> in my ass too. Right in my chair is my ass!! to
ZZZ> Jebaaat, in mine too! specially checked out. What is this, comrades?! to
XXX> The Complete Jiggard!
YYY> You’re still lucky – I have a full ass there