Love is...
After a hard day, he was able to mask his zeal under the scenes of pleasure.
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Write a comic about it.)

I went to the clinic for another injection.
While preparing, the nurse says:
You should get the flu vaccine.
Okay, I will answer, I will think.
My injection in pop. I take off my pants and go to the couch. Suddenly I got a syringe in my shoulder. I jumped out of my lying position.
Isn’t my injection in the pop?
In the pop, the nurse answers.
So what was it?
Vaccination against influenza.
But I said "I will think"!
But you said "Good!"

In short, I was literally caught with my pants down.
I am vaccinated...

by Marinalevy

Substance insulted by a kiss of the limb:
Forgive us, man with p@zdoya! We accepted you as a woman.

All the time, Karl asked Clara:
Oh Clara, make me a clarinet.
Clara replied to Tom:
Carl is no.

Marina (13:04:29 19/02/2015)
My beloved carousel!
55******* (13:04:32 19/02/2015)
Sho is?
Marina (13:04:44 19/02/2015)
my perfumes are already worth 6749 without a discount!!!!! to
Marina (13:04:47 19/02/2015)
The karaoke!
55******* (13:05:03 19/02/2015)
It’s not your perfume.

And I dream the same dream, like I came to school for a literature lesson, was late for half an hour. My "favourite" teacher splashes saliva:"You! You are completely broken!! You don’t know, you don’t give up!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 To which I flegmatically answer:"Let you go, old carg. I have a higher education"

One thing is when a guy gives a girl a vibrator or another toy himself, or when a girl discovers the presence of a vibrator, offering to involve him in joint sex games. What an insult. Completely different - when the presence of this same vibrator was a secret of the girl and discovered accidentally after his breakdown. This is really offensive, and I hope I explained above why.

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Eeee... Why? What if you suddenly wanted to, and the guy is not there? Can you not self-satisfy? I propose then to be offended by the presence of the girl's fingers, soul and any objects of phallic shape.

Friends were looking for planet formation, evolution, to look together in a child. I advised, after a while I ask about impressions. I get the answer:
Very liked it! In the paleo, the child was bored.

Quote from the article about the new year in Buryatia: "The long-awaited and traditional final of the meeting of Sagalgan was the all-national yohor." The International Yohor!! Now I know what’s called what’s happening at work a few hours before deadline.

Is that all you are interested in?
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All right and funny, I don't know just what kind of Batman you fuck. Don’t God give me a strapon?
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Not Batman, an ordinary man with brains. Do you think that all feminists are unscrupulous? Quite the opposite: feminists are the best partners and friends of men. They see a man in you, not a wallet on your legs with a cock on the front. They also try more in sex (hello to the sea star). With a feminist you don’t have to pretend to be a harsh macho when you’re crazy – she’ll listen to you and won’t judge. She will never tell you ‘you’re not a man?’ and will not sit on your neck. From her partner, the feminist is pleased to take signs of attention, and stupidly shakes when he playfully knocks her on the pocket. But do you know what the problem is? The problem is that women are not taken seriously in the business world. The fact is that girls are taught to sit quietly, not to take up a lot of space (we put hands, cross the legs), to be passive and secondary in everything. In the fact that all galantiness is sweet in appearance, and in fact only strengthens gender stereotypes: Me-active, Je-passive, and once so, what is the point in the matter? In the fact that since a woman is the second class, she can be paid less for the same work as a man. It is that if you are a quiet mouse - no one is listening to you, and if you are the boss and do not tolerate the discord in your department - then you are a fool. Men are respected for this behavior. Do you not care about these things? Congratulations, you are against women.

About the rats.
They are generally incredibly intelligent, from Darwin’s point of view, I don’t know how to explain.
We had such a decorative, red-eyed mind.
The cat of the mother was chasing, until the tumble underneath him trembled.
He feared her more than death.
And with people is very affectionate, will lie on the bed, except that it does not whimper.

here here :

A apparently incapable minor who is unaware of the consequences of having sex with a stranger? All of them fall on one side.

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You have a strange logic. A girl free from obligations to someone, got what she wanted - sex. Everything, she has to no one, no obligations and responsibilities except herself, and she is all suited.
But you have some mythical consequences for it. In front of whom and with what? She pulled the man under the gun in the bed and raped him? No, the married family man, himself, consciously took this step.
And it is he who is responsible for it. In particular, for the consequences, before his family, if he has a classic model of family relationships.And no one else shares this responsibility with him. Because he is an adult, capable man.
And you, by the way, trying to transfer responsibility or at least a part of it, to the girl, even if you think, you try to subconsciously justify the culprit.
Well, yes, and then all these judgments go with "friends" in the spirit - "and my one is a goat".
Of course, a goat, if you justify it, and in fact, by doing so.

News from 4pda about the portable Hi-Fi player:

Its indicative retail value will be 194 590 rubles."

Tomasmalton92: I listen to Russian rock. For such babies I will bring the performer home apparently

This, this and this:
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One thing is when a guy gives a girl a vibrator or another toy himself, or when a girl discovers the presence of a vibrator, offering to involve him in joint sex games. What an insult. Completely different - when the presence of this same vibrator was a secret of the girl and discovered accidentally after his breakdown. This is really offensive, and I hope I explained above why.
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Tell me, and if the girl after moving to the guy accidentally found on his computer porn - you also need to arrange a scandal and get out with things? How can he dare to look at other people’s naked babies if he has his own? Or maybe you will finally realize that girls also have physiological needs? You would also have a joke here on the topic "I started living with a girl and she turns out to be crazy! Life did not prepare me for that. It’s humiliating, I dropped it!"

In Moscow, spring has already begun.
2: if -3 is spring, then yes)
All that is not -30 is spring
1: and Hismeteo says that +1 - +2
4: A bird is screaming out the window. The Spring
There are 15 of them, the birds too.
6 from the cold?

The coach laughed. I do the Romanian pull, I feel like it is somehow too easy, but I doubt. At the same time I think about training, and we had a fun exercise in the Winnie Pooh house, when it was necessary to draw a Gantt chart. And then Sergey approaches, looks closely and says something like "all good, just take the top of the fifth".
and further dialogue.
What to take?
The fifth!
What is?! to
Five to one!
and Serena! Is this a pink pig from Winnie Pooh?! to
and Lena! Five kilos on the griff!

Now every fool is happy about himself to call the whole world, in every detail. Nothing on the net, nowhere at all. I would be careful here.
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Strange logic: there is in the networks - fool, no - you have to be careful.

There are whole rooms of British grandmothers. They look like museum exhibits with colorful manicure. Sounds like audio lessons of the most pre-classic English :o)
"Its lAaawli!"
I was swimming with my airbags. I hear the cry: "Au! Annetteeynd chaild is different! !" (Wow! A child in the water without supervision!")
I think, the parents are fine, the child in the sea alone launched.
And the second cry follows: "Au! I will assume that it is much larger than the size of the child. And I must agree with you, it’s floating! andquot; (c)

A joke on the subject:
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If the wife is very angry, the man is at risk of leaving without teeth and hair, but with bruises and fractures, if not worse.
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The MMDA? Even if the fool was not aware that she was lying under the marriage? You understand, shit, even if she knows, then for her it is still a strange aunt, but her husband betrays his own man (by idea). I am not an aggressive person, I will file for divorce with alimony and affairs, but if someone should break, it is a traitor. In general, never comparable actions, wife and prostitutes, do not even try.
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Accused, why did you kill your wife and not your lover?
Your honor, it is better to kill one woman than a man every week.

A friend asked that his wife often communicates on one women's forum, so to speak, is advised on how to improve relationships with her husband. He registered under a female name and began to advise his wife how to behave with him. He says he hasn’t been so happy in his eight years of marriage.