Book ' the alphabet of Sisadmin'. Unfortunately, I did not look at the author. The last force:
'sysadmin - a creature lame and mysterious. It lives in a dark server room, cries out incomprehensible words and works wonders.
by Tomato

It burned in German.
They read the text, all in a row speak i in English manner - ай. The first corrected, the second, the third...
The guy reads.
- DEA" DRAYTE MARZ... (der dritte Marz)
Through the teeth:
“When you don’t take the exam in German and you’re taken to the army, there you’ll be dray the floor. Here is Drit!! to

In the 21st century will be a lot of logins and passwords.
by Lestor_rzn

I came from work tired. How would I arrange with my 2.5 year old daughter that I have a computer with inets, and she has a bedroom with cartoons?

In an attack of just anger, users of torrents.ru put the floor of the internet

The Father (20:09)
What are the couple tomorrow?
by Redis (20:09)
What is tomorrow?
The Father (20:10)
The next.
by Redis (20:10)
Then the other)

A friend in the ASK status:
1) I want to go home. But there came to me a great and mighty Avothu.
2) I’ll go home, Nupoh was stronger.

If the wolf said to the robot rabbit that he is also a rabbit, the robot would enter the cycle and explode.

Xxx: No, I’ll go out for him anyway...
He takes my hand, kisses her and gently so
You’re so sweet... why did you eat your hands again?! to

Examination of geography:
Q: What do we have in the West?
The enemy...

For the torrents, hold on, we are with you, guys!

po55e (17:16:40 18/02/2010)
23st of February!! to

by Squizzler:
I jumped such a crazy porn.
The Darth Raider:
Fuck you, find a girl.
by Squizzler:
Better porn than ever.

People, lost contact with a friend, very dear, miss out.... Max Samofalov, he is blop, call back.....As far as I know, you are somewhere in Ukraine... Max asya: 36dva 8tria1 0dva four
O great poor man!! to

You know, polite drivers have removed the emergency button.

Men who post quotes with situations where their girlfriends are smarter and smarter than themselves. Respect and respect to you! Only a true, self-confident man can laugh at himself without fear of appearing stupider than a woman.

With the coming!

Comrades, we all kindly wish that everyone involved in the closure of torrents.ru grew a fuck on the forehead and on the heels!

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A transgender is a person who has a roof and changes the floor.

A real story from the life of the glorious Rusbat-2, who for some time carried out peace in the bloody city of Sarajevo. Besides us there was
Four French battalions, one Ukrainian and one Egyptian b-on. The headquarters were made up of the French. Now the story itself. Our soldier was forced to catch Tripper. He was treated in a French hospital. One day we sit with our doctor and drink wine. A translator comes and brings a fax from the headquarters of the sector, where the French are interested in whether the Russian battalion needs condoms. The doctor says to the translator: Send, say, need. 20 minutes later, a translator is announced with a new fax, in which the French are interested in how many condoms a Russian battalion needs. Here the doctor chested the tail, but quickly made a decision and gave the order: Write 5 packs. After 10 minutes, an orderly translator appeals and brings another fax: Is the Russian doctor sure that he needs exactly that number of condoms? Here our doctor suffered: “They were there, they wept, I don’t know how many Gandons I need for the battalion, and to the translator: Write, I confirm –
and 5 packages. And now imagine our surprise, when, the day after 3, a French truck came up and unloaded right into the yard 5 packages, each size of 1.2 to 1.2 per 1 meter. How many of them were there, you can only guess if in a box the size of a book - 350pcs. I had to see the face of the Combat.