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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43394
 19.02.2011
The Ministry of Defense has decided to deprive the car of Nikita Mikhalkov of special signals, in particular, a flashlight (flashlight), reports "Interfax" with reference to its own sources in the ministry.

How is he now?

Tagged: red boat

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43393
 19.02.2011
Headbuck says now: Oh, so many things today, so many things today!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43392
 19.02.2011
It is worth one day [the people] to lose interest in public life, as we all, Congress and Assembly, judges and governors, turn into wolves. It seems to be a general law of nature, despite some exceptions. - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), 3rd President of the United States

If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation and then by deflation the banks and corporations that will grow around them will deprive the people of all property until the children wake up homeless on the continent conquered by their fathers. Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), 3rd President of the United States

[Corruption in the highest levels of power will lead to the fact that] “all wealth is concentrated in several hands and the republic is destroyed.” – Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865), sixteenth President of the United States (1861-65)

When robbery becomes a way of life for a group of people living together in a society, over time they create for themselves a legal system that empowers robbery and a moral code that glorifies it. – Frederick Bastia (1801-1850), French economist

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43391
 19.02.2011
Every black must have five white things: nails, teeth, eyes, palms, and the owner.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №43390
 19.02.2011
Today we go with friends on the street and see the painting with oil: in the city of the ice, people barely walk, try not to fall, and here passes by a cyclist, not one on the bike, and on the trunk he has another person. And by this glimpse, they shout "the fools are driving" and go somewhere far away...Two fools are power.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43389
 19.02.2011
I work in a construction brigade.We do almost everything.Today in the bank the walls were struck - noise, thunder - all day. Behind the wall of a certain store, they rent a room from the bank, and therefore enjoy the whole day of the grief we produce. At lunch we stop to eat. We sit immediately at the door to the neighboring room (it is securely closed) and we hear behind the door a quiet:
You don’t go there, the money goes to the other side.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №43388
 19.02.2011
Alien: I went home with a friend, frozen - the tooth on the tooth does not fall.We approach the entrance, we call the home phone (there is no button), but nobody answers. At home, by the idea, my boyfriend is probably sleeping. I can’t stand it, I start throwing, say, Lechka, rabbit, well open... Here from somewhere behind the hand, clicks a button, the door opens. The man. I am happy, pointing to the key: Oh, do you have a tick?!!! And he to me, sadly this: I have a tick, but you have a Lecha... long rotting, it was a neighbor on the staircase cage))

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43387
 19.02.2011
From Twitter
@mortalezz: I'll make a tattoo - cover Helvetica with Arial font. The first girl who notices the discrepancy I marry!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43386
 19.02.2011
I went out to smoke.Behind the fence - the garages.I run and listen to the sound of the bus.Next - the exhausting female scream-"Well, I went here, fuck!and "

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43385
 19.02.2011
My brother wrote in the face.

I wonder if one day my parents will say like in advertising – "Stop! You are a child, not a dishwasher"?

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43384
 19.02.2011
African dust captured by the storm over the northern regions of Egypt, on Thursday-Friday may fall in the form of "colored" snow in the south of Western Siberia, in the areas of Barnaul, Omsk, Novosibirsk or Tomsk.

Yyy: Deliver swimsuits and slides. The Egyptian resort is coming to us!! to

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №43383
 19.02.2011
Is anyone free?
YYYYYYYYYY

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43382
 19.02.2011
Comment on the news about the low birth rate in Germans:

We would have their problems.There is simply no place to plant.There is no normal housing in the country.
Not on the street in the winter with frozen nuts knock like protein.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43381
 19.02.2011
In my childhood, being sober, I pretended to be drunk to be cool.
extra: and now, when grown up, - you have to be drunk, pretending to be sober)))
You say life doesn’t change ?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43380
 19.02.2011
From the Delphi Progressive Forum:
xxx: I will be the current programmers measure who is shorter.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43379
 18.02.2011
Hike by gradusov?
2:25 in Peter : )
3:20 in Volgograd
4: 4.5% in the clinic

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43378
 18.02.2011
The truth is, they say, “Whoever has a big nose, he has a big penis.”
YYY: But I don’t have a big nose.
XX: Here I say that I was not wrong!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43377
 18.02.2011
I found a way not to be late to work: to forget the makeup.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43376
 18.02.2011
Oh yeah, and then, what a necrophilia, it’s still warm))
O_o O_o
Ups, not the window
WOW: You know, I begin to suspect that our further acquaintance will not lead to anything good...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43375
 18.02.2011
XXX should be taken by the members.
YYY I am with you!
XXX "smash members" - it's we go to the gym.. not what you think.

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