I believe Sloan today.

I believe in the evil ?

Sticking a hook is great. You sit, imagine someone in the place of a hook and stretch a cuff on your throat.

If on one of the records of the fall of a meteorite someone thought to include the halls - the reputation of the Harsh Chelyabinsk Men would be established forever!

I live with a cat named Hashish.So standing, quietly smoking and just talking between the floors with a friend I saw the biggest eyes I’ve ever seen.
Where she went.
After the hashtag.
acquaintance in shock.

I am looking for an American movie. There, the guy starts dating with the telka, but then learns that they are a brother and a sister.
YYY: Star Wars

A nation only exists when it is ready to protect its compatriots.

My mother burned. It is called by phone fraudsters. A boy with a murdered voice said, “Mom, I beat a man.” My mother has no son, only a daughter. My mom understood what it was about. And he says, “Idiot, knock down the witnesses and fall down!”
At the end, someone drowned.

“Dad, is it true that show business is when a soldier sings for pigs?
“No, son, show business is when the pigs sing for the lambs.

When I am complaining about the slow internet, I always remember the phrase of one of my acquaintances, said years ago: "And I put a couple of songs to download and go to bed, just for this time will be."

Yesterday morning, coming to work without twenty minutes, I had difficulty finding a place in the parking lot, as usual. Not even a place, but somewhere in the shelter sheltered. And today arrived ten minutes later, and the free seats were full - so confused by the freedom of choice.
I wonder, is it somehow related to yesterday’s payroll or just a surprising coincidence?

Al13: Microsoft: Office 2013 will be attached to your computer. After you install and activate Office 2013 on your computer, you will not be able to uninstall and install it on another machine.

Wow... it’s cool.

Chapter 13: I need to! You are the first person to comment on the situation not using the word p@a#a$y

There will be a sociological survey this Friday. There are 19 participants from the group.
Students are bullied? We don’t have so many couples.

Dear and adored "man must do all the homework himself!!!!1111adinin". You can boast of your handicraft and cleverness as much as you can, but here’s what I’ll tell you: it doesn’t really matter who will repair the wiring in the house and do the repair: my husband or specially hired people, only if it was done well. Do you make the crane yourself? The young man. Did you earn enough money to entrust it to a good sanitary? The young man. It doesn’t matter who repairs the crane, only that it doesn’t run as long as possible. And your foolish beliefs "man is obliged - man is not obliged" push yourself where more will like. Thanks for attention.

Are you saying that a meteorite has fallen?
This is the end of the world in the old style.

ONA: you better help me, tell me what can I give to the men at work at 23.02?))))
I am a worthless person in terms of gifts.)
United Nations: Soviet Garlic)
It is... really... useless.

The man sent a request to the TP 4 times that he did not leave letters. sent by mail. Four times in a row.

Vladimir: Now a woman passed by and asked by phone:"How do you think, probably in the work correspondence the word "ochreneli" will be too rough?"

I bought flowers for my wife on February 14. A man in his 40s stands next to him and, pointing to the tulips, says to a seller with a serious look:
What is Maki?
Everyone who was in the store was lying;)))

Comment of an American on the article "5 videos that prove that the Russians are..."

You all miss the main thing: the meteor exploded in the air because it was afraid to touch the land of Russia. This is called a declaration of war, and no one wants to start such a battle, even the space. Look at Tunguska on Wikipedia. So for the time being count: Russian 2, meteorites 0".

xxx: The movie "Run, Lola, run", the remake will never be filmed. There the plot is tied to the absence of a mobile phone, the main character. Now it is irrelevant.
YYY: In the remake, the protagonist will have an Android phone.