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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124520
 17.02.2016
On July 13, 2011, the Federation Council approved an agreement on the adjustment of the borders of Moscow and the Moscow region. According to this agreement, Moscow renounced its territorial claims to Sheremetyevo airport, which previously belonged to the Moljaninovsky district under the laws of the city of Moscow, and to the district of Khimki under the laws of the Moscow region.

xxx> a territorial dispute! The Occupied Territories.
xxx> which once again confirms the thesis that Moscow and Russia are different countries

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124519
 17.02.2016
Ivanka is OK. I also have a couple who 2 years later still pay the loan for the wedding. The wedding was under 800. and idiots)
Reniaree: They will not break up! Credit – guardian of the family

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124518
 17.02.2016
I’ll start with your nuts. I want to give birth to myself. I sit in the decree as much as I want. And because of the child’s benefit I’m upset how much to think about. I'll get my retirement if I don't give up the runs earlier. And besides, I’m going to drink, smoke, and eat Shaurma, as well as read Dontsov. In your opinion I am fooled. It was unexpected, right?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124517
 17.02.2016
Those who splash with saliva here that the ugly babies at their expense give birth to children and keep them have not thought about where pensioners get their retirement? This is your money too! This is horror, children can still bring at least some hypothetical benefit, and retirees just eat it! And even on the streets and on public transportation, you paid, ride. Think of it!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124516
 17.02.2016
Someone’s mother owns Microsoft Holmes, and my younger brother was sure that Minecraft was a

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124515
 17.02.2016
It was like a shit. Be calm, moms, because these people were seriously shouting that pregnant women can not be paid a wage while she is still working!!! And not because it works silly, but simply because she is pregnant, and they know that pregnant women are sitting on mom’s forums and generally! And the rumor is that before pregnancy, a woman for several years refused to go to the office, and everyone was happy with her work - pregnant women work heroically and cannot be paid for them.

And you’re talking about any benefits here =) What do you expect?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124514
 17.02.2016
A terrible story for the night:
Well, this time we will do everything clean and from the first time, and we will not get into the code of the coffin. Think of small developers.
Let us be. An indecisive employer.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124513
 17.02.2016
Stretching the belts is, of course, a forced measure... but it is best to strike a knot on the neck of the one who offers it!!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №124512
 17.02.2016
xxx invented the installation to obtain a compressed vacuum.
Why do we need a compressed vacuum?
Xx the dust.
XXX is wireless.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124511
 17.02.2016
While filling the pregnant woman's card.
So, according to the tests, everything is negative... Alcohol, chicken, drugs?
and no.
Have you left the country in the last 6 months?
No, not before that.
What is pregnancy?
The first.
How many sexual partners?
I am the most boring person on earth.
I understand.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №124510
 17.02.2016
XXX is a flower. This is when the phone robots without any questions will off-site determine what you are, say, in Chisinau - then you can panic paranoidly.

Yyy Call to Support:
Hi to you.
Hi Sergey Petrovich. We have already unlocked your bank card that you wanted to request. You can check it right around the corner, 30 meters from where you are now. A pleasant day.

By the way, if you do not want to meet Andrew, with whom you argued yesterday about paying the debt, bypass the building on the right. Have a good day.”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124509
 17.02.2016
You’re not the one, go out with all your shit. Go to Twitter and your blogs.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №124508
 17.02.2016
It is correct to say that God will give children, will give children.

Here then such here with their "God will give the rabbit and on the lawn" write on the forums-help the wheelchair, witches, food.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124507
 17.02.2016
If you are not interested in holding other children, please apologize, but:
after the institute I went to work and worked until the decree (and after the decree also went to work) = I pay taxes
husband - after the institute served and went to work, and works, and works = pays taxes
Have we both not yet paid for the right to have a child and should we feel guilty?
I note that both parents and grandparents on both lines also worked and paid taxes, and wanted to see their grandchildren.
Wouldn’t even with such a crowd of taxpayers behind us we could not be able to give birth because our child is suddenly spending your deductions?
(Not to mention that he will grow up and also go to work and pay taxes, fucking)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124506
 16.02.2016
The White and Black Wages.
I had the impression that at least half of the people in the country do not know how to make savings, spend everything they have and live from salary to salary no matter how much they earn. At such rates to accumulate for safe old age there is no possibility, there is no hope for retirement.

Those who love and know how to grasp, let them grasp and hope that by old age their accumulations will not turn into pumpkin as a result of inflation and other natural disasters.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №124505
 16.02.2016
Electricity is produced in apartments and on the streets. Lamps, TVs, washing machines and so on. Then it enters the substation, and from there to the hydroelectric power plant, where it moves rivers, or to the nuclear power plant, where it feeds nuclear fusion.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124504
 16.02.2016
Answer the shameful.
I am ashamed to ask:

So do not pay to the class fund, let the child not attend the holidays, everyone will go to the holiday, and he will go home, does not get a gift with everyone on the New Year's tree, does not congratulate the favorite teacher with the whole class, but humbly stands on the side.

A friend tried to fight and not pay. The child started cutting scores and asking about transfer to another school.

Are the higher instances aware of and support the actions of the school administration?

I know of a case when too principled parents were told that you would not go to any school in our district. So the upper ones are not only aware, they also discharge the beams from above.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124503
 16.02.2016
I: I put the app for girls, it signals me that in two days of menstruation.
Mom: how far the technology has come, soon it will order itself with the delivery of pads, a kilo of ice cream and a knife
Why the knife?
Mom: I said "no-shpu", but it seems your app hasn’t counted

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №124502
 16.02.2016
In 10 years, robot trucks will begin to massively travel on the roads, meaning hundreds of thousands of unemployed will appear in Russia alone.

Russia is not threatened. There are no roads in Russia. In ten years, they will not appear.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124501
 16.02.2016
VivaH250: To the fucking turn! Bioprinters are taught to print tissues suitable for human transplant
I try to print my brain :)

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