Strangely, at first a meteorite in Chelyabinsk, now there for exercises the desanters fly.
I am plagued by vague doubts, too much like the beginning of a typical American alien film.

I am also a cat. Can I touch you?

Maybe a cat.

A cat can be anywhere.

Yes, this is a cat.

Will you show the tail?

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah It will be... em... torch)))))))

Q: Will you leave?

M: Well, if it brings you...

from mail.response :
The xxx:
Driving a car to work.
At first, just the on-board computer quarreled that the PCZ gearbox, I restarted the engine further went. Then right on the run, the engine switches and writes "pc" to your box. Who arrived before work. To leave work or quietly go home?
YYYY :
Write in response to "Phuy me" and move home boldly!

My tongue is my enemy.
I saw in contact photos of my classmate with an adult man, they look like something, only she is a slim beauty, and he is blushed and bald. She commented, saying that they were very similar to Daddy. It turned out to be a husband.

Travelled with tourists through the Jordan Valley. The question is, whose land is this? As it came out of itself - Marquis Karabas.

I am at the mail.
Give me a package box.
We do not have a barcode for poisoning.
Will be on Tuesday.
In the morning or in the afternoon?
5 seconds pause
Better come on Friday!
Post from Russia!

In the film "The Doors Closed Carefully" a very clearly formulated female logic:
We don’t say what we want, but we can take revenge if we don’t get what we expect.

Regardless of anyone, neither complaining children nor adults, wiping everything in their way, into the car rushes.. there are no teenagers who have not gone astray from hormones, no bulls who have not come out of the areas, but ordinary Russian grandmothers (

What are you doing?
and cinematographer.
What seriously?
and that. Go with my at nightclubs, you will get to know all sorts of sucs.

Lesh, you’re kind, but you’re still the boss. So I will not play with you in the counter.

Exam of Engineering Schedule:
Bishop, do you drink alcohol?
Student is not.
Why are the parallel lines not parallel?

This fucking hotel does not have a toothbrush or toothpaste. I took the brush with me. There is no pasta. When the hour was zero, I brushed my teeth with a shower gel. The teeth now smell freshly washed.

Next Post: What a Kefir? A guy and a girl are driving a car, suddenly the girl stops, and the indicator of her car shows low metabolism. She drinks kefir and the car goes on.
Q: What does the machine work on?

From Twitter:
Now cats are filled with fillers in the pots, and previously they put newspapers. This is why modern cats are so poorly oriented in the political situation.

From the forum:
If you were a girl and lived according to the principle - Well, tell me everything, or I will guess myself, it will be worse!

The director (woman) tells about one designer:
- And here he is... such an airy, tender green color, creature...
by зам. The Director:
The PID?
The Director:
Well, why not... just all the designs are thick...
by зам. The Director:
- Well don't tell me... our designers are quite... you won't understand, the designers or the designers...

XXX: I have a cat today. I chased the toy mouse on the floor for half an hour, pulled it under the closet and waited for me to pull it out. He sat down and started chasing the imaginary mouse on the floor. He put her under the couch and looked at me expressively. He got up, pulled everything out of the closet, moved away, got his toy mouse, and he zero attention. He sits on the couch, waiting for me to get out of his imaginary mouse.

Assassin's Creed 3
There is an opportunity to interact with domestic animals.

I am tormented by vague doubts.
Fuck the goose?

Yandex News: Mississippi abolished slavery.

Do we have the right to be abolished?? to

A successful person is one who has managed to acquire his happiness, who has a good, successful career, a happy family, beloved wife, husband, children.
Yyy: Damn, is there a man who has a beloved wife and husband?!...