In 2010, my wife and I went to Spain and visited the Port Aventura amusement park. Tickets at the entrance for 60€ for two days of unlimited visits to all attractions. There is another such thing as the "express line", you pay another € 40 and you are attached to the hand silicone bracelet, pink color, and you do not stand in a general turn for 20-30 minutes, and immediately walk on a separate track. Only here is the disadvantage: tickets for the entrance for 2 days, and a bracelet for 1 day, tomorrow you will also have to pay for a bracelet. The frog breathes to pay, looked up, the bracelet will not be removed, it is chased by the hand and cut off at the exit, that is, you will not carry it with you. Here I had a brilliant idea of how to use my bracelet for the second day. Before leaving, in the toilet, we cut the bracelets and put them in the pockets, and the next day, as well in the toilet with the help of super glue, we put on the lost pink bracelets again. Usually, before the attraction, you are not examined, you have a bracelet on your hand, there are no questions. With the feeling of complete victory over the Spanish system, we approached the water hills. We were stopped, I astonishedly showed the pink bracelet and questioningly looked at the guard.



“No...No...yellow” in broken English issued securities.



In general, he said that the pink bracelets were yesterday, and today are yellow!

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xxxh: and voice advertising is there, and text advertising is there, and Chinese subtitles are there, and the cinema is there?? to

Multiple effect - the ability to perform several actions equally

It seems that compatriots are creating a new branch in the industry with all their strengths - "Bydlonavtics".

Professional travelers are already holding master classes on double parking and tax evasion.

Already organized groups of beetles and beetles defend their propaganda of Donzova from alleged attacks of adequates.

In the next number: training “I just ask.” There is a chance that the lecture will start earlier, as the lecturer may enter without a row in the schedule.

From the stones on the Hubra in a post about Arduino: "no matter what you collect on the Arduino, you still get a weather station, I tried it."

First we blamed Tsar Nicholas, then the bourgeoisie, then the Americans, then the oppositionists, then the Jews, then the Communists, then the thieves, then the Blacks, then the Tsar Boris, then the new bourgeoisie, then the new oppositionists. The circle closed. The Jews were frozen in expectation.

Then it is not a childhood tax (it is the same nonsense as the unemployment tax - WHAT to pay it for), but as in self-respecting anti-utopias: permission to reproduce to be given only to either healthy non-drinkers and non-smokers without hereditary diseases, or something outstanding and honorable, whose inheritance can be valuable. Such a cute tribal fascist gets

Near the mother's house there is a small plot with a burst. There lived a couple of not the most sober way of life and the couple even had their own transport - a motorcycle "Muravey". We somehow made an order with my mother in the garage, the doors on the back of the door, and here comes a slightly unconscious neighbor:

Hi my neighbors! Give me a half litre of gasoline before gasoline?

The gasoline is only in the tank of Moskovich, my mouth-shlang-bak method does not own, I am small, so I am not a professional, and she asks a logical question: -Will you suck?

The neighbor grumbled and said quietly, “I don’t know, I have to ask my wife if she allows it.”

After 15 seconds of universal stupor, the momm begins to laugh wildly and through laughter presses out: - Idiot! Are you going to suck out of the bag? HDD

The neighbor rose even more.

Our grandmother for half an hour cried that a pharmacist was in the corner and did not react. In fact, it was a mannequin, hanging on it a medhalat.)

I go from work in a trolley bus. A few young people are standing at the door and talking. He tells one:



My grandfather was amazing. He fought in civil war. They had to fight for the red or for the white. He had to choose who to go: to the red or to the white. If you come to the white in the army, then you are given boots, but there are no shoes. And if to the red - then you will get a shoe, and their boots have a strain.



And then the grandfather took and registered first to the red, and then to the white. I got shoes and a shiny. Then he took the shoes and took the red shoes and exchanged them for two shines. And the shinyle opposite to the white took and changed two pairs of boots.



I am shocked by the story, comrades, apparently too, and the cat with the lamp in shock. One asks the storyteller:



For whom did he fight, for the red or for the white?



And he didn’t fight at all, he fixed the clock.

The cape! The boys born in 2011 are already recruited to the hockey section. I’m used to the fact that the boys of the year 2011 have not been born yet.

On one site, I found a song called “Infinite Music for Sex.” Sound time: 2 minutes and 29 seconds.

Well, let them provide housing, money, and, most importantly, a WOMAN - so it is not a problem to give birth to children.

The dream of a simple Russian man. Sometimes it may seem like most of them.

Firefighter Sasha evacuated a man from a burning apartment. A man fell on the street. The disorder! Deciding to check the pupils of the man, Sasha pushed his eyelids. Sasha’s eye fell on his hand. The eye turned out to be artificial, Sasha’s hysteria natural.

Five years ago, she moved from her institute to another. I come to the first couple, a little late, and I don’t know any of my group yet. If I found an audience, I will go, there is a teacher at the board, quite young, but in thick glasses and slightly dull. I politely apologize and want to sit down, but he immediately makes me notice why I am late. I began to say that I had just moved to this university and had been looking for an audience for a long time, but he replied to me so that I could go to the board. Write, He says you know about the laws of thermodynamics. And while I was recording them on the board, he called another student, whispered something to him and he went out of the audience. After writing all that was possible (and I knew this topic very well, because in the past institute there were always five), I say that I wrote everything, but he asks for everything to be explained, and in the audience, everybody, continuously, chicked over me. Shaken by the fact that I did not have time to enter, as I am arranged for the survey, I begin to answer, but then the student returns, who went out, says something and sits back. Decided to end my torture, the teacher told me to take a free seat in the audience, and as I got up, he suddenly took off his jacket, stood up and took off his glasses. And when the door to the auditorium opened, a 70-year-old uncle entered, put on his glasses and jacket, all the students, no longer restrained, whispered all over. When I asked my tormentor if he had written the laws of thermodynamics, he pointed to the board and replied my words one by one. And when this guy sat down behind me, he told me in his ear that he had a chocolate and that I would not be late for a lecture anymore.

This happened a few years ago in Sevastopol. We sit at the Count's Port in a summer cocktail man 5 - we drink wine! The beauty! Here, a dirty, terribly smelly (not to say smelly) bombage runs down and says, "Girls, pour the vince to bread."

We say, “I’m not sorry, but the glass is not too much.”

Bohm: “Give someone your glass, I’m not a liar.”

I was driving in the route. The driver is a carrier, from nearby abroad pressed full gas on the scattered gasoline. He was driving pretty fast and ignored people’s comments about such a ride. Suddenly he began to brake. Our route was overtaken and blocked by a black jeep, which was not visible. From there, he jumped out the driver, opened the door of the driver and began to scream, "You who are carrying? People or wood? What hero do you fly around the city more than 100 km / h with a full car of passengers?!" After that, he sat in the car, blocked the door and half the way moved with the required speed, not allowing the carrier to overtake him and gain speed.



Overall, I was pleasantly surprised that there are people who think about others and do such things.

It is hard to find a place under the sun. I need to take others out of him.

Can you not go with the child?
I actually list the words he scratched on my car!

Dear admin, at last twist to the quotation forum, more quotations than quotations became.

admin, shredder, cat, something else there