Instructions for Aroma:
The Note:
1 must not be verbal;
Pregnant women are hanged.
3, suffering from severe arterial hypertension, paralysis, kidney disease hanged;
4, essential oils can not replace drugs;
SOS must be diluted before use;
6, avoid direct contact with children to avoid food, etc.and ;
7, essential oils should be stored in a dark cool place;

Shut up

Is it normal for me to give myself a certificate if I am a gender in one person?

mic: I can’t explain it scientifically, but there are people on whom the camera insistently doesn’t want to focus. Has anyone noticed this?
Ken: the assin col in their heart, what's unclear?

Photo of two women on Instagram. The comments:
She is on the left of Olya.
On111: The Right of Sasha))
I have a photo of you :)
One of my 111 positions))
on333: Light - KubanEnergo
She is fucking, fucking))

I received a call yesterday:
Are you setting up the servers?
What adjustment do you need?
- I have in the opera says "The server is not found", this server needs to be configured!

You can be offended and sprinkled with saliva, but I am in favor of as much as possible violating the rights of smokers. In large cities, the air is not very clean. It is impossible to normally stand at the stops - there is always a unique who believes that cigarettes speed up the approach of transport. In the transitions, in front of the doors to the store and any other public institution, in all the narrow places must be cigarette smoke. If you do not respect non-smokers, do not feel offended that your rights are violated.

Employment is out:
Technical support, I listen to you
Q: And those ones?
T: I did not understand
Q: Well, those support, and what about these?
T is a! These also
Q: And what about them?
T: Well those in full, and these, yes, on the floor... khe... stakes

Commentary on the film:

At the end of the film, there are 15 seconds of titles.
Yyy: It’s all over... it doesn’t make sense.)

Prayer is a way to make it clear to the Almighty that his plans for the world leave much to be desired, and that here and here, unfortunately, there are serious omissions and shortcomings.

Nasty: A twenty-two-year-old Russian language teacher, until a certain point in her life, thought that two strips were telling.

Today, in order to circumvent the law, you have to be friends with its servants.

In 1938, on the stage of Marijininsky theater, gave "Peak Lady". Arian German was sung by the famous lyrical tenor Pechkovsky. The peculiarity of his performance was that he, perfectly feeling the mood of the hall, slightly delayed the pause in the replica: "What is our life? The pause is “play!”

But one day, I remind you, it happened in the cruel 1938 year, Germany’s arias began with the words, “What is our life?” And Pechkovsky wiped everything and kept a pause. The hall was closed, enchanted by music, the play of actors and singers. The tension in the room increased. And suddenly from the gallery, a well-established baritone and you of the same tone, it sounded, "Damn!"
The hall burst with applause! The spectators failed!
Several people have fled the government. When the spectacle ended and the audience fled the hall, began to leave the theater, it was discovered that the whole theater was surrounded by NKVD fighters.
Only women and children were missed. The men were driven aside and some people in black coats were forced to pronounce their words "Fuck!“”

In Russia, asphalt is used on the sidelines.

The apache!
Be Healthy!
Oh fuck, thank you very much! You have healed me straight, look, and the head has passed, the curse of the hooves.

We work with one provider. A nice aunt (t) calls and says she doesn’t have the internet. After communicating with the engineer (s) and resolving the problem, decided to go:
T: Well, I’ve been tormented by your internet, there’s always some trouble going on with it.
A: Do not worry about it. The next time you are tormented by the internet, you call us, we will turn it off for you.

by Pikachu
Kas_alex: inheritance or recursion? Twenty years ago, my father was sitting in the shelter, listening to the group Aquarium and drinking the beer Jigulevo. Twenty years later, I sit in the shelter, listen to the group “Aquarium” and drink the beer “Zhygulevskoye”.

XXX is amazing! I installed Ubuntu parallel to the seven and the seven started to work somewhat faster.
YYY: Seven competition was heard.

<@myp> When I read bugfixes or the dwarf’s release, I want to meet with developers, squeeze their thumbs, look into their faceted eyes.

It is no secret that in the shape of the jaw the crocodile Gena is an alligator.
But, if you insist, then the most similar shape of the jaw is a dumb crocodile.
And then it’s right to say this: The stupid Crocodile Gene... :)

I say "Gosha, give me a jacket", meant a pillow under the pop))
Dac then another 10 minutes around the apartment was wearing away from the pins)