Only in St. Petersburg can the name on the poster of the ballet "Spartak" and write instead of it "Zenit".

I work in Africa. A local carrier approaches me (call "Odessa"). Black and black, but trying to splash a little in Russian. In general says - "passenger net, fly empty". It is like a desert, you should say "empty". What he answers - "hahaha, you are kidding... hahaha pussy toy"

Are you really a vegetarian?
YYYYYY: Yes But I eat meat. It is delicious.

In Ikea appeared a set for the bedroom "OFELIA BLAD"

I laid my eye off, in the kitchen all morning the cat cries and tries to fuck the shabby, the floor above will hear whether the children, or mammoths, and cries like hyenas.
Shortly speaking, he will not be lucky if he first asks how I am doing today, because I will be long and boring to tell how I am doing.

Sometimes it seems that for Lexus some people have calculated the remains of their brains.

X: Good day! Who has a high noise system unit sign off (name and office number)
Y: And why?
y: show the noise where it decreases?

How is a mother’s vacation?

WOW: It is great. I woke up in the middle of the seventh, cooked meat, poured tea, fed my husband, washed the dog's legs, fed, washed dishes, washed her head, dressed, painted, dried her head, thrown garbage, went to see 3 apartments, returned home, finally wrote, cooked soup, made a pompon, cooked a baked dish, threw underwear to wash, cooked pasta, hanged underwear. I am resting!

The main thing is that I have not confused anything.

Talk about career and marriage:
Find a husband!
No, work on it.
Remember, the career ladder has no end, but the husband has it.

Comrades who "charge" porn sites, are you really sure that I will click on the "Share to VKontakte" button, "I like" or "Tweet"?

XX: Here, the commander of communion walked around the rooms, looking for animals. He said that he would get rid of all his pets by 1 number. And we don’t even have a cat, but puppies, they are quiet, they don’t run away and they don’t even smell! Could I hide it?

You say it’s not food, it’s food. Dinner so to say.

Title of News:
The volume of the program to protect Russia from space threats was estimated at 58 (!!!) Millions of rubles"
Now I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a meteorite! :)

Did you start drinking? I’d rather buy... well, I don’t know – a tighter cell phone, or jeans new!
I’ve noticed lately that things don’t please me. Here are some new, unknown feelings.
and UGU. Cirrhosis of the liver is a new, unknown sensation.

I stood smoking on the stairs, a girl climbing the stairs, such a glamorous blonde, equating with me asks:

Q: What floor is this?
I am the third.
Q: Where is the fifth?

I look at her and think it’s not for nothing that there are so many jokes about blondes.

There was nothing to do with the "Strong Nuts".
Lyapov is the sea, but most impressed by how the girl touched uranium-235 with her HANDS.
Americans seem to be sure that the Russians do not take anything.

The Abyssinian cat.
The price is 15000 rubles.

Marishka 770: A rare breed of Abyssine!!! Heritage and all documents.

Trc1: Honestly I don’t like cats... so I’ll take it as a gift.

Marika 770: You are not lucky! I am adequate

In connection with the latest news about the accident involving cars of officials...

We have directly the officials of Schrödinger... Here the official’s service car flies at the meeting, it is visible that the official is in it, but it is worth such a car to get into an accident, as it immediately turns out that this official at the time of the accident was not only in the car, but even in the city...

Yesterday, he took the company from the shale to the city, asked how much the engine. I mean 5.2 liters

One girl read all the way - "5,2... 5,2! 5 and 2!!!!and "

They say to her:
Just enough, how much about it, well 5.2, and what?

The PPC! It’s like 5 sizes of breasts. We can talk about it forever!!! to
I was hysterical :)

Engine 5 liters, like a breast 5 size - will not leave anyone indifferent )))

Call the local service provider:
I have not been on the internet for 3 days since yesterday.

"There is a husband stationary, and there is a husband ambulatory" © Unknown physician