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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77579
 19.02.2013
asper
I don’t know how to ride a snowboard without falling.

Lary Laro
First learn to fall, then ride.

Lary Laro
In case of danger, you immediately fall in a safe way.

Lary Laro
The main thing is to be afraid all the time.

asper
Larry Laro: Falling and being afraid is great for me!

Lary Laro
You have a winner mindset!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №77578
 19.02.2013
You would only be dragged into bed through the borst, and the men then suffer!
YYY: So you refused to eat Mom’s Borsch?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77577
 19.02.2013
Is it on eBay?
Not Serenity, it is true.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77576
 19.02.2013
Today at the meeting one of the practitioners, who was always against, said:"This is my opinion, although I disagree with it."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77575
 19.02.2013
XHH: with an easy rush of civilization
YYY: Meanwhile, the plague of civilization is a method of implementing winged democracy :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77574
 18.02.2013
kleR_ (10:17:30 18/02/2013)
You went out to work.
kleR_ (10:17:32 18/02/2013)
? to
Pavlentius (10:18:48 18/02/2013)
I did not go anywhere from work.
Pauline (10:19:06 18/02/2013)
All in agribusiness
kleR_ (10:19:14 18/02/2013)
Behind you is Viktor Nikolaevich, so you write this.
Pauline (10:19:30 18/02/2013)
Nothing like that
Pavlentius (10:23:26 18/02/2013)
All he left.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77573
 18.02.2013
I went from lunch and heard the classic example of gentlemenhood in Russian.
In the factory the snow is cleaned.
The man stands smoking, and the aunt scratches the yard and tries to throw him aside,
And the man cries out to her, Do not lift the heavy, your mother!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №77572
 18.02.2013
With Laura:
And what, my neighbor told me, four approached him, so he one in the knee from injury, the other appercott, the third leg from the turn in the shield, and the fourth himself escaped. The neighbor followed him so much that he dug the mob somewhere, and then had to buy a new one.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77571
 18.02.2013
The head of "RosNano" asked the government for a new study of a billion rubles.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77570
 18.02.2013
<xxx>No, of course I did not have a high opinion about that store in our courtyard, but the seal in the ad "We need goods, the salary of 15,000", which hanged for two months was very symbolic.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77569
 18.02.2013
from the German forum, a review of the body for the comp:
He hardly opened the door. Either the torque of the pneumatic key at the factory was displayed incorrectly, or these little Chinese are fed steroids.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №77568
 18.02.2013
Advertising in the eyes. Invisible and, at first sight, quite ordinary. Slogan "Fall in the top ten!", highlighted keywords "Current deadlines", "State prices"...
I appreciated all the deepest creativity only when I noticed further on the text that this is the 10th city clinical hospital thus offering the services of a paid psychotherapeutic department.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77567
 18.02.2013
There are three things about the device and the composition of which I prefer not to know anything:

their own body,
by Shaurma,
Sources of financing.

Knowledge of the arrangement of these objects
not only multiplies sorrow, but also guaranteedly destroys the psyche.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77566
 18.02.2013
xxx - happy three friends of my childhood

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77565
 18.02.2013
Meteorite rain over the Urals hit the world’s Twitter trends. Also on the social network appeared the account of the meteorite itself. He apologizes to the inhabitants of the Chelyabinsk region and fears that it has been torn into pieces.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77564
 18.02.2013
SageSc: There is a suspicion that a large mass of unemployed people, replaced by robots, will just get out of the way.

shahbazyan: A large mass of people, while still unreplaced by robots, have already disappeared.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77563
 18.02.2013
X. I bought a snowboard, Finnish. by 2300 They can do!
Judging by the price, with the engine?
judging by the price-with a built-in nuclear reactor!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №77562
 18.02.2013
"We went around the parking lot first along, then across, then around the circle. The light. It has been an hour (!)
There were no cars. We have believed in aliens, in impure power, in the evil plots of the car drivers, in the hijackers, and finally, in my own stupidity. did not help. There were no cars. The parking lot is almost empty, well, the KAAC can not be found on a relatively small parking lot a huge dirty cruiser?! to
Do you want me to reveal a secret?
So here. The secret of one-level parking is that it is two-level."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №77561
 18.02.2013
The female logic is the killer of the male psyche.
Pasha: How do you know? How many have you killed, Katie?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77560
 18.02.2013
X: Did the hard take it?
yyy: Two weeks ago, the model "Seagate Barrakuda has already split two terabytes?and "

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